No guns, no cannons, the enemy made us!

"Actually, I told you that in the game of eating chicken, if you want to make a fortune quickly, the best way is to rob the house. Ahem, who is that, you actually said that I don't talk about the morality of the rivers and lakes, please, if you talk about the morality of the rivers and lakes, then what are you playing with chicken. ”

"In my opinion, the game itself is full of crime. What is the first thing you do after landing, talk about it nicely, that's called searching for supplies, to put it bluntly, it's called trespassing! ”

"Also, what are you going to do when you run out of poison? Drive? Come on, that's called stealing a car. ”

Finding a good sniper spot, Lao Wang squatted down and glanced in the direction of the elementary school students' running.

"Whether it is trespassing on a private house or stealing a car, which is not a felony. Anyway, we've done everything, so it's not too much to block the road and rob anything. Besides, don't look at us as bad people, but bad people don't necessarily keep being bad, just now you saw those sneaky people who occupy people's houses, let's be the messengers of justice now, and punish them fiercely. ”

"Poof. Shameless you! ”

With a chuckle, Lao Wang was immediately furious.

"Who, who said I was shameless. Luo Feng listens to the rain and talks nonsense, but he is responsible. Although my old king is relatively thin-skinned, if you insist on being responsible for me, I will not stop me. ”

"Phew! That sister is right, you are indeed shameless. ”

Sister, what sister.

Lao Wang was stunned for a moment, and quickly took off his headphones and turned around, only to see a tall woman standing proudly behind him, so the corners of his mouth twitched, and he said stupidly.

"Sister Na, why are you here?"

"I drove it here, and I want to report to you somewhere."

"No, no, Sister Na is right, then, is there something to find me?"

"You talk a lot, I can't come to you if it's okay. I'm bored outside, can I come and watch you play games? ”

"Okay, warmly welcome the most beautiful female boss of Jiangnan Linxian Back Street Store of Chasing Waves Internet Cafe, come to inspect and guide in person!"

"Poor mouth."

"Hey, hey."

Wang Yu laughed twice and put his eyes back on the screen.

"I'm sorry, listen to Sister Rain, this is my pot."

"Then how are you going to make amends?"

"That's it, if you were responsible for me before, I'll recycle it, and change it to I'm responsible for you, you see if it's okay."

"Shameless."

……

"The anchor flirts with new skills."

"It's worthy of the old king next door, it's really terrifying."

"It's over, the good girl in this world is going to be deceived again."

"Another flower, about to be planted in cow dung."

"I despise Lao Wang, even if I have a sunset, I still have to step on two boats."

"Where do you live upstairs, I'm going to chop you up."

"Who told you that the goddess of Xi has something to do with Lao Wang, don't talk nonsense if you don't know."

……

"Alas, alas, you people who watch the excitement are not a big deal, what is the meaning of flowers inserted in cow dung. Have you seen Luo Feng listen to the rain girl, haven't you seen it, how do you know that she is a flower. Besides, have you seen me, haven't you seen me, haven't you seen any of them, how do you know that I'm cow dung. ”

As Wang Yu was talking, a translucent picture suddenly appeared in the chat channel in the lower right corner. can send pictures, and can also be pinned, and people with this permission don't need to think about it to know who it is.

Seeing that the primary school students had not yet arrived at the designated place, Lao Wang hurriedly cut out the live broadcast interface, and then enlarged the picture. At this glance, I was immediately surprised.

It was a very good-looking goose egg face, with big eyes slightly curved, like a crescent moon hanging in the sky.

This seems to be a snap, the slightly tied ponytail gently swings behind her, her body leans forward slightly, and the small hand attached to her face gently compares the scissors posture, as if to say "yes"!

Youthful, lively, playful, smart...... Wang Yu thought about it for a long time, but he really didn't know what good words to use to describe it, so he could only say curtly: "Please, is this really you?" Photos are tantamount to photo fraud, you won't be P's, right? ”

As soon as the words were finished, the designated picture was immediately withdrawn, and the angry voice of the rain girl came from the earphones.

"You are P's, your whole family is P's, the dead king, the stinky king!"

"Hahahaha!"

As soon as these words came out, the chat channel suddenly swiped the screen. And Lao Wang felt another pain in his head, inhaled the cool air, and turned his head with his mouth open.

"Look at what, other girls are really good-looking. With my sister's experience, this picture is true nine times out of ten, and you kid is shameless. ”

"Sister Na, I'm live broadcasting, can you give a little face?"

As soon as she heard this, Sister Na came to Wang Yu's head again.

"Here's a head for you."

"I'm going to report, abuse employees! Yes...... Don't fight, Sister Na, I was wrong, I was really wrong! ”

These days, it's really not easy to flirt with a girl.

To tell the truth, Lao Wang looks at the girl, it is really experienced, after all, he has been single for so many years, and he has done it many times to secretly watch beautiful women on the Internet, so Luo Feng knows whether it looks good when he listens to the rain.

"Okay, okay, Luo Feng is still very good-looking when she listens to the rain, it is definitely a flower, Lao Wang and I are just a piece of cow dung. But flowers with cow dung, what's the problem? Cow dung will use its own nutrition to make the flowers bloom better, so I am willing to dedicate myself to listen to the rain girl. ”

Wang Yu said that he hurriedly turned around, and finally breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that Sister Na didn't make a move.

"Okay, let's not talk nonsense, elementary school student, why did you stop there and not move."

Returning to the game, Wang Yu saw the elementary school students hiding outside the wall, motionless, and hurriedly asked.

"Lao Wang, I don't know what to do."

"Your goal is to attract the attention of the other person, find a way to lure them out, and then eliminate them one by one."

"Huh? Just me? Hit the four of them? Pit! ”

"What the hell, it's obviously two or four good, we still have an advantage."

“……”

As soon as they heard this, the primary school students were speechless, compared with the number of two and four, which one they occupied.

"Think about it, what weapon do you have in your hand, AKM, what weapon do I have, 98K, what weapon does Luo Feng listen to the rain, she doesn't participate in this battle, so it's a loss for us to fight in close combat, do you expect me to be so close to 98K and just fight against them?"

"So you're going to let me go up alone?"

"Who told you to go up to Gang, you have only one task, and that is to seduce."

“……”

"Do you understand seduction, forget it, let's move first. Do you have a throwing weapon in your hand? ”

"There's a smoke bomb."

"Alright, get inside!"

After Wang Yu finished speaking, he saw the primary school student cut out the throwing weapon, and then raised his head to aim, and suddenly there was a breaking sound, and the glass of the window not far away shattered. With the sound of air leaking, puffs of white smoke filled the room.