"Talk about the point!" Hou Zuoyi couldn't hold back any longer, and squeezed out a few words from his teeth.

"At this moment......" Lu Gao didn't seem to hear Hou Zuoyi's words, "Suddenly a cold arrow flew in front of him, and went straight to the door of Lord Hou, like a meteor, but Lord Hou had a sneer at the corner of his mouth, and shouted, carving insect skills, while speaking, a swallow pierced the clouds, his body jumped more than five feet high, and he dodged the cold arrow, maybe the bandits saw that Lord Hou was too powerful, and all the arrows were shot at Lord Hou, alas, Lord Hou he ......"

"It's a shame that you just died. The bearded general said with a very cooperative regret.

"Who said it was just like that?" Lu Gao looked at the bearded man talking in the crowd with some joy, and it was really good to cooperate.

"Didn't you say you died like this last time?" the bearded general, still unconvinced, retorted.

"Last time was last time, this time is this time, can it be the same? Oh no, I didn't remember it last time, and after bidding farewell to Marshal Shi, I recalled it carefully on the way back before I remembered the rest of the story. Lu Gao rolled his eyes, "Do you want to listen, don't listen, don't speak." ”

Hou Zuo's hand was clenched tightly after a few strokes, and his nails were about to be inserted into the flesh, but he couldn't stop, it was really painful.

"Come on, don't stop. The bearded man may have been addicted to listening, and when he saw that Lu Gao was about to stop, he hurriedly shouted, and the other generals also looked at Lu Gao with expectant eyes.

"Okay, I'll go on, but don't do any more stubble, come, bring me a chair. Lu Gao pointed to his beard and asked him to take a chair.

"I continued, at that time all the arrows were shot at Lord Hou, don't look at Lord Hou usually does not show the mountains and water, the critical moment is really powerful, I saw Lord Hou a harrier turned over, dodged all the arrows, brothers cheered together in the back, Lord Hou mighty. When Lu Gao was speaking, he kept aiming at Hou Zuoyi with his eyes.

Hearing the brother behind him praise him, Lord Hou was a little proud, and stood there and said to us, you don't have to move, I can settle them alone, not my brother and you blow, you generals, it seems that you are usually very powerful, and at the critical moment, you still have to rely on us cultivators. Lu Gao imitated the tone of Hou Zuoren, not to mention, the voice was very similar.

"You all stand still, I'll do it alone, just say it, Lord Hou dodged, and somehow, ran into the enemy's camp again, the nine-ring machete was rounded, and the bandits were injured and died when they rubbed it, and Lord Hou became a god of war, and everyone was afraid when they saw it. Lu Gao said as he picked up his chair, and everyone ducked back.

But when he was killing, there was a little guy who was too short because he was too short to cut off his head, this little guy ran back with a gun, and I don't know what Lord Hou thought, maybe it was the person he wanted to kill, he didn't kill it, he was upset, and he chased after him with a knife. Speaking of this, Lu Gao stopped, "I've been talking for a long time, don't you have any tea?" ”

Hou Zuoyi was already going crazy, Fang Zhiye was holding back a smile on the side, pinning his face to the side, his shoulders couldn't help shaking, he knew that Lu Gao was entertaining Hou Zuoyi, and the grievances between the two families of Lu Hou dated back to more than a hundred years ago, they belonged to a feud, and they couldn't be solved at all, as long as they had the opportunity, they would suppress each other.

The other generals in the camp tent don't care if there is a feud between the two families, just take a look at the excitement, listen to the story if there is a story, but they still don't dare to laugh, anyway, these two families, none of them can afford to provoke them, but it's okay to look at the excitement.

But when he was killing, there was a little guy who was too short because he was too short to cut off his head, this little guy ran back with a gun, and I don't know what Lord Hou thought, maybe it was the person he wanted to kill, he didn't kill it, he was upset, and he chased after him with a knife. Speaking of this, Lu Gao stopped, "I've been talking for a long time, don't you have any tea?" ”

Hou Zuoyi was already going crazy, Fang Zhiye was holding back a smile on the side, pinning his face to the side, his shoulders couldn't help shaking, he knew that Lu Gao was entertaining Hou Zuoyi, and the grievances between the two families of Lu Hou dated back to more than a hundred years ago, they belonged to a feud, and they couldn't be solved at all, as long as they had the opportunity, they would suppress each other.

The other generals in the camp tent don't care if there is a feud between the two families, just take a look at the excitement, listen to the story if there is a story, but they still don't dare to laugh, anyway, these two families, none of them can afford to provoke them, but it's okay to look at the excitement.

Lu Gao drank tea, looked at Hou Zuoyi with a blue face, and continued to speak, "It's too late to say that it's too fast, Lord Hou flew up, jumped high, and split Huashan with one move, and the nine-ring knife slashed from the top, but who knows, that little man doesn't know if it's scared or what's the reason." ”

"His gun was carried upside down, the tip of the gun was behind, and when Lord Hou was about to split it, the little man suddenly tripped over something, and fell to the ground, but by coincidence, he stood the gun on the ground, but Lord Hou was in the falling stage at this time, so he sat on it, you know, this gun, from under Lord Hou's buttocks, penetrated Lord Hou, and the tip of the gun came out of his mouth. Lu Gao said regretfully.

Hearing this, the generals couldn't hold back any longer, and burst into laughter, "hahahaha" laughter continued.

Hearing this, Hou Zuoyi couldn't hold back anymore, and scolded, "You fart, my younger brother has been weak and sickly since he was a child, and he has no power to restrain the chicken, how can he carry a nine-ring machete, and he is still a god of war, and he is still more than eighty pounds, I wiped it!"

"Oh, Lord Hou means that Lord Hou has no power to restrain the chicken, and he can't carry a nine-ring machete of more than eighty pounds, so he can't go to the battlefield at all, right?" Lu Gao asked rhetorically.

Hou Zuoyi was angry and said, "Nonsense, how can a person who is powerless go to the battlefield." ”

When Lu Gao heard this, he was happy, and kept repeating, "Yes, how can a person who has no power to go to the battlefield?

As he spoke, he looked at every general in the tent with his eyes, looking like he knew me and I understood, and his mouth kept muttering, "How can a person who has no power to go to the battlefield?"

As he spoke, Hou Zuoyi understood, it turned out that Lu Gao was saying in disguise how could he go to the battlefield as a civilian official, and slapped the table angrily, "Be serious, my brother can't fight, he can't go to the battlefield at all, that is to say, what you said just now, you are bluffing Ben Shuai?"

"No, no, no. Lu Gao stood up, shook his head and said, "Although your brother is powerless, who will stare at him every day to see if he has an adventure, whether he can carry a machete? Maybe one day, he met an old fairy, and suddenly he became powerful, he became the god of war and didn't want others to know, he just wanted to be a blockbuster, so he became like that." ”

"Isn't our original Inspector Tai Yuanming, the Prosecutor of the Criminal Prison Division, also a scholar? But when the palace fought against the Golden Dog Wulitai, wasn't the head of the forbidden army also kneeling down? Now in the court and the opposition, except for the archmage, who can be the enemy? Is this also the case for Ling Di Hou to be an adult? Do you know? Are you with him every day?" Lu Gao's voice suddenly rose up, and he looked very excited.

This assumption sounds irrefutable in itself, and he also cited the example of Tai Yuanming, which made everyone think that Lu Gao's narration itself is a description, and there is no evidence for what is true or false, only logical reasoning, and the information they received from the secret agent did not dare to say that it was 100% correct, and they also needed reasoning and judgment.

"Besides, Lord Hou, people who are powerless can go to the battlefield, aren't you a living example? Could it be that Lord Hou is just here to look at the scenery, listen to my story by the way, and then go home?" Lu Gao teased.

This sentence is very lethal, yes, on the border of the Song Dynasty, the place where the Khitan was at war, it was the largest battlefield between the Song and Qi countries, and he was not just a civil official, powerless, but he came to the battlefield and became the commander of the Peking Battalion.

"This ......" Hou Zuoyi was speechless, and he didn't say anything for a long time.

Lu Gao is happy to see his enemy like this, anyway, now that he has lost his freedom, it will be more fun to make fun of it.

Seeing that Hou Zuoyi was stopped by himself, he continued, "I think you will believe it when you receive the information report from your so-called secret agent, but have you ever thought that the Lu family army does not dare to say that it is powerful in the world, but it is well trained and known to everyone in the world, it can be said that the Lu family's personal guards are all people of their own clan, or people who are closely related to their own clan, will they casually disclose the news to you?"

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