Chapter 248: The Liar Wants Redemption
"And then? And then what else? Bai Shixi smiled self-deprecatingly, "Then I began the second half of my life of swagger and deception, with the name of 'Bai Jinxian', I told the fortunes of many people, looked at feng shui, and ordered safety and misfortune, not only earned a lot of money, but also the status was also high." Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info”
Yuan Fan shook his head in disbelief and said, "In other words, you have been deceived all your life without learning and skilllessness?" Why don't I believe it so much, can it be that you are really blessed with great fortune, and you are allowed to be allowed every time? ”
"Of course it's impossible, and even if I had that luck, I wouldn't have believed that I could be so lucky every time. lives in fear all day long, and no matter how much money you have, you have to lose your life.
Young man, let me tell you a truth, it is difficult to buy peace of mind, and peace of mind can be managed, managed, blessed, worry-free, and long-lived! ”
"And how did you manage to stay undebunked?"
"It's not hard to say, it's not easy to say. I had money, and I didn't want to worry about it, so I secretly gathered a group of people. If someone asks me for a fortune teller, then I will first ask these people to probe the background of this person, and the investigation will be extremely thorough.
What date of birth, family background, neighbors and friends, family relationships, all the information I have to master. In this way, knowing whether I can roughly predict the future trend of this person, I decided whether to tell this person's fortune or not.
If it doesn't count, I'll just say no. I'm famous, and as long as I don't want to tell fortunes, others can't force me. ”
Yuan Fan nodded secretly, although this old ghost is still deceiving people in the end, but people are deceiving with their hearts, his set sounds like a kind of data analysis posture, but it is not made up. It seems that the "near immortals" are still much more advanced than those "half-immortals" who can only cheat money and start talking nonsense without any theoretical basis.
But I heard Bai Shixi continue: "Later, I gained fame and fortune, and I became more arrogant, and sometimes, I was touted and felt that I was really a master." There were even several times when someone invited me to drink, and when I was half drunk, I promised to show me the design of the building. ”
He looked at Yuan Fan, with a hint of helplessness in his eyes, "I don't understand how to build a building, but I'm arrogant, and I still designed them how to build a building." Alas! What a sin! Look, young man, how old do I look? ”
Yuan Fan was stunned, he didn't expect the story to be told so well that he started to guess the age game, he thought for a while and said, "70 years old? ”
In fact, the old man looks a lot older than 70, Yuan Fan is a habitual way to answer the old man, so that the old man feels young.
Bai Shixi shook his head with a wry smile and said, "I was only 62 when I died!" 62 yikes! I don't know if I've really done too many bad things, since I left the school, my body has been aging faster and faster, 62! He looks like an octogenarian man! Alas! ”
Looking at Bai Shi's sigh of joy, Yuan Fan couldn't be sure, if someone told him that before this year, he could get retribution for doing bad things, he must have scoffed as an atheist, the psychological effect, right?
But now it's different, demons, monsters, cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods all appeared in front of him, and Bai Shixi's self-awakening words may really be right. It seems that even if it is a "deception with intentions", it is impossible to truly feel at ease.
"Why do you think I'm stuck here?"
Bai Shixi's next words made Yuan Fan's heart move, the most important thing is coming?
"When I died, I thought it would be dust to dust and dust to dust. Who knew that the soul of man was going to the underworld. I went to the underworld and waited in line to be reincarnated. What I want in this life is worth it, and when I stand in line, I think about what kind of life I want to live in the next life. ”
"But the underworld official who reincarnated me didn't know if there was something wrong with my brain, and suddenly grabbed me and said that I had cheated too much in my life, and it was too cheap for me to be reincarnated as a human being, so that I could be a pig for ten lifetimes! Or pigs from the slaughterhouse! ”
"I was scared to pee, being a pig? This I ...... I can't do it! ”
Yuan Fan couldn't hold back a smile and asked, "Then what did you do?" ”
"I was begging for everything, telling him that I had repented, but he didn't listen. I had no choice but to take out a treasure that I had found in the world.
It stands to reason that the treasure in the world will definitely not be taken away after death, but this treasure is different, and the person who gave him to him said that this treasure can make people reincarnate with memories! Do you say it's awesome?
I was about to be reincarnated as a pig, and if I still have the memories of this life, then how can I survive until the moment I am slaughtered in the next life. So I took out this treasure and made a last ditch effort in desperation, trying to bribe the underworld.
I didn't expect that the righteous and awe-inspiring underworld official was also a greedy person, and after seeing that treasure, he actually agreed to give me a chance.
He brought me back into the world as a ghost, didn't I indiscriminately direct the construction of the house a few times? He asked me to correct my mistakes and return to the underworld. If my mistake has not been corrected when I return to the underworld, I will still be reincarnated as a pig. ”
"The underworld officer gave me a magic weapon, every time I use it, I can transfer it to a building I designed, but as long as I transfer it to the ground, I can't move it again, and I can only use the magic weapon again if the design problems of the current building are solved."
Hearing this, Yuan Fan opened his mouth wide in surprise, if what Bai Shixi said was true, wouldn't it be ......
Seeing Yuan Fan's surprised appearance, Bai Shixi smiled and said, "It seems that you have guessed it, that's right, this library in your school is the feng shui I showed you, the shape set." I am the feng shui master who built this library into an octagonal shape, Bai Shixi! ”
No wonder! Yuan Fanquan understood, no wonder many of the designs of this library were unreasonable, it turned out that this trickster master was the ghost. He didn't know much about Feng Shui, he didn't know architecture, and he couldn't move himself, so he made a ghost clone to help him steal books.
It seems that he has read all the books related to the library, but he doesn't understand many things, so he stole the books of those top students and wanted to study the notes of the top students.
As he spoke, Bai Shixi's hand retracted, because the ghost clone had been completely absorbed back into his soul body.
Bai Shixi said slowly: "You said that exorcists and Taoist priests do similar things, then they must also exorcise demons, but I don't want to be scattered, let alone go back to the underworld to be reincarnated as a pig." So, if you insist on being my enemy, I'm welcome. ”
Yuan Fan listened, stood up, stretched his waist, and said, "After listening to your story, my gain is still not small." But as a qualified exorcist, I can't let you do anything. Even if you don't steal students' books, do you know how much of an impact ghosts have on ordinary people? ”
He pinched out a few spells and said in an apologetic tone: "There are so many students in the library, there are too many weak classmates, and if you stay here for a long time, it will hurt them." ”
Bai Shixi's face sank, and he said unhappily: "So you have to be nosy?" ”