Chapter 43: Curves Save the Country
How is it here? How could it be here!
Wang Yu, who was sitting in front of the computer, opened his mouth wide, with an expression that he didn't know whether to cry or laugh.
He circled around with the pan in his hand, and finally returned to the corner to follow, crouching down with his back against him.
"Xixi, you're not there."
“……”
A few seconds passed, and the imaginary response did not appear, Wang Yu was not discouraged, and continued to say softly: "Xixi, sing me a song." ”
"Get out!"
Familiar sound quality, familiar intonation, clean and neat, simple and brutal. Listening to the sound coming from the headphones, Wang Yu couldn't help but want to laugh.
"Do you want to trick me into singing two tigers again?"
In the corner of the wall, the goddess of the night was squatting quietly, staring at the poison circle not far away.
This bad guy, you can't change the routine of cheating girls!
She has already made a decision, this time, resolutely not to be fooled!
"No, no, I've heard the two tigers, I want to listen to the little star."
“……”
"Can you sing?"
"No, it won't."
"Then I'll teach you!"
Without waiting for the goddess of Xi to answer, Wang Yu had already snorted softly.
"Twinkle and twinkle, the sky is full of little stars......"
……
The large, empty stage was already full of people at this time, either standing, squatting in the front position, or sitting in a more advanced position.
Those who drink water drink water, those who eat cookies eat cookies, and those who whisper whisper. However, when a terrible song came out of the loudspeakers erected around the stage, all their movements came to an abrupt halt, as if the machines in the processing plant had collectively lost power.
However, soon, this state of "power failure" was restored a thousand times, and fierce laughter came from the exhibition hall that had been quiet for two or three seconds.
Drinking water spraying, eating biscuits spraying biscuits, countless people clutched their stomachs and laughed to the ground...... The scene was chaotic and chaotic.
"It's so funny, Lao Wang actually sings!"
"Awesome, I want to give a reward."
"This quality should be on the voice of the whole people."
"Is this the new tune of Little Star, I haven't heard of this version......"
Lao Wang, who was sitting in the competition venue, never expected that from that moment on, a new joke would spread quickly in the live broadcast of the big game.
"Hey, I'll tell you a joke, Lao Wang is going to teach you to sing Little Star."
……
Of course, it's not just the audience who has a radical reaction, even the goddess of Xi who is sitting in front of the computer in a daze can't help but come back to her senses, and her left hand on the keyboard can't help but lift it, covering her mouth and snickering.
If it weren't for the fact that this was a public place, if it weren't for the fact that she was a public figure, the goddess of the night would have even leaned forward and slapped the keyboard vigorously.
This old king is too powerful!
Before Lao Wang finished singing, the goddess of Xi pressed the voice button.
"You're out of tune!"
After being stunned for two or three seconds, Lao Wang's depressed voice came out from inside.
"Don't you know how to sing! Xixi, you big liar, I've decided, I'm going to fight you to the death! ”
"Huh?"
Hearing this, Xixi suddenly stared nervously around, and soon, outside the wall behind her, there was a rustling of footsteps, one left and one right, one in front and one behind, first hesitating, and then seemed to rush in one direction.
And just when the footsteps arrived at the right place, the lens of the goddess of the night quickly turned, and she saw a black shadow around the wall, as if it was rushing towards her with a fierce momentum.
It's too late, it's too fast, with excellent consciousness and muscle reactions trained by long-term games, the goddess of the night shook the mouse and pressed it down with a click.
Da-da-da-da!
Three gunshots rang out in a row, and a cloud of blood mist floated out from the body of the old king with the gun, and the picture of the goddess of the night was frozen.
Is it reality, or illusion, or I didn't wake up at all, looking at the words "Dajidali eating chicken tonight" in the upper left corner, the goddess of the night suddenly had a feeling of unreality.
Won, how can you win like this, shouldn't this guy throw a fragmentation grenade, or rush in with a gun and beat himself, but, how can he win like this.
Angrily dropping the headphones, Xixi slammed up from his seat.
Qingxiu's brows furrowed together, a pair of big eyes quickly swept around, and then rushed towards the last row angrily.
"Lao Wang, you get up for me, what do you mean! Why don't you shoot, why do you let me, why do you ......"
A series of questions caught the people around him off guard, and by the time the staff reacted, Lao Wang's headphones had been removed by Xixi, and then there was a call for accountability.
"Don't tell me you can't do it, you know where I am, you can shoot, you've done it before!"
"Do you think you're very powerful, do you think it's a great thing for you to let me do this? Did you know that I'm a professional gamer, and in my eyes I only have a bright win...... or loser"
"Do you know that you're not generous, it's blasphemy, it's a blasphemy against the sanctity of esports competitions."
"Do you know that the game is really irresponsible!"
"Do you know ......?"
……
"Xixi, I know all this."
Looking at the evening when he was emotional, his eyes were red and he seemed to be about to cry, Lao Wang raised his hand to surrender.
"But I really can't do it."
"Xixi, you are very powerful, this game, I can't change the reality. What if I knock you out, I know how many people you've killed, seventeen in all, right, but do you know how many I have......"
"Thirteen!"
With a decisive tone and an unthinking answer, Wang Yu's words were forcibly swallowed. His eyes widened and he looked at the girl in front of him in a daze.
"You know?"
As if realizing something, Xixi's face blushed to the base of her neck and muttered quietly.
"I ...... I don't know. ”
"Yes, I know you don't know, I only killed thirteen, even if I knock you down in the end, I can't change the result!"
Wang Yu was stunned for a moment and continued: "Do you know how many people outside want to kill me? You know I'm really dangerous right now, and it's one thing whether I can get out of front of the gate? If I knock you down in this game, what do you make your die-hard fans think outside, and what do you make me think. ”
Seeing that the goddess was frightened by her tirade, Wang Yu continued to run the train with his mouth full.
"Xixi, it's not that I don't want to be serious, but I really can't help myself, besides, what is the relationship between the two of us, I'm not your little brother. Actually, there are other reasons why I did this, and there is something I want to discuss with you! ”
"What?"
Xixi asked with a red face.
"I want to ask you to borrow two hundred dollars!"