Chapter 1 Dear, looking for a job?
"Dear, do you need to find a job?"
Looking at the question of the customer service nicknamed 'Little Bodhi' on the screen, the corners of Bi Shiye's mouth twitched.
Now that Taobao has spread to this point, don't you need to secretly send text messages to people behind your back to recruit workers?
Bi Shiye, as her name suggests, her experience is just like her name. Graduation is equivalent to unemployment. Now it belongs to an unemployed vagrant who drifts north.
I rushed to the major talent markets early in the morning, and I struggled all day under the sun with crowds, and I don't know how many resumes were sent out.
But all of them sank into the sea, and there was no response at all.
No, today is another busy day, after all, in addition to the daily resume and participating in the recruitment of various companies, she still needs to do some work to make some money, and she still has to live.
You can't be so old that you still need money from your family, right?
What's more, she is still a single-parent family, she grew up with her mother since she was a child, and her father has never seen such a creature.
But so what, it has nothing to do with her.
"Swiping?"
Bi Shiye's fingers crackled on the keyboard, and she typed out the words and asked.
Although this kind of small part-time job doesn't make much, it's also money, and if you're serious, you can still earn money for one or two meals.
"Swiping? What's that, we're serious job recruiting! ”
Xiao Bodhi replied in seconds, and at the same time put three [serious face] emojis in the back to show seriousness.
"Serious work? What's that?"
Bi Shiye raised her eyebrows, is there still a job recruited on Taobao? It can't be a liar, she is very suspicious of the customer service named 'Little Bodhi'.
But......
Anyway, I'm idle now, and it's good to chat with someone.
If the other party is involved in a monetary transaction or something, she will turn off the dialog box if it is a big deal.
"Tutors, at present, the 'Teach You What You Want' office is in urgent need of tutors, there is no restriction on species, gender is not limited, male, female, shemale can be."
"No threshold. The first trial teaching is successful that you will take office, and you can't miss the opportunity to come again, how, are you interested? ”
Xiao Bodhi's typing speed is very fast, and basically Bi Shiye just typed out, and he replied over there.
"I'm interested!"
Bi Shiye came back jokingly, looking for tutors with no species, this is the coldest joke she has ever heard, there is no one.
The customer service reply speed is so fast, there should be no problem with the brain. She wanted to see what happened to this little Bodhi next.
"Great!"
Xiao Bodhi replied with a smile, "I'll send you the admission letter." ”
"Please check the logistics information!"
After saying that, the dialog box flashed, and a column of information appeared on the screen.
Goods: Tutor Admission Letter of the Tutor Institution You Want.
Logistics unit: Void postal packet.
To: Bi Shiye (Terran)
Receiving address: No. 233, North Gate, Yinhe Township, Global Village, Yinhe Township, ****** of Xingyu Secondary Civilization River System, 3698.
"Is the address confirmed?"
When Bi Shiye saw the address, she couldn't help but squirt out as soon as she drank the water in her mouth, and she hurriedly took a few steps back so that she didn't splash the water on the computer.
This merchant is a patient with deep middle and second diseases, right? This address, the recipient or something, the note is too dimensional, right?
Bi Shiye laughed, took out a few pieces of paper from the table, wiped her mouth, and replied with a smile.
"Confirm."
"The goods have been shipped, please wait a minute!", Bodhi said and added.
"Our store only supports postal parcels, logistics are busy, do not rush orders!"
Postal packet? That's really a 'god' speed express!
"But is it easy for you to recruit people? If you are interested, you can go in and work? ”
Thinking about it, Bi Shiye asked again.
"No, no, no, it depends on fate."
Xiao Bodhi still replied quickly, "Just like I said to others, people don't necessarily pay attention to me!" This is because they are not blessed enough to be tutors. ”
Poof, Bi Shiye found that Xiao Bodhi is really funny, and the attributes of the middle two are also strong.
"So I got a job as a tutor?"
Looking at the logistics information that has been updated, it is funny at the same time, but it always feels a little wrong.
After she said that she was sure, this eyelid, jumped to the left and jumped to the right, which made her suddenly a little panicked.
"Oh no!"
Bodhi replied, "It's only when you have the qualifications for the tutor interview and you succeed in the first trial that you can be counted as a staff member of the firm you want." ”
"What about failure?"
The ghost sent the gods, Bi Shiye typed these words. I think it's funny when I send it out, do you still need to ask? Of course, they can't be counted as employees of this office.
"If you fail, you lose your tutoring qualifications. And you have to deduct your fifty years of life, after all, the cost of the road is very expensive. ”
Deduct life? This is definitely teasing her, and she can already confirm that this little Bodhi is either deliberately playing with her with nothing to do, or she has mental problems.
He thought it was 'Pawnshop No. 8' on TV! The road cost is worth the life, so is it good to pay the tutor's salary with the soul?
Bi Shiye shook her head, she was about to quit Taobao, and she had to revise her resume again, she had a child that an old mother needed to raise.
It's enough to chat, relax and relax, and see what else is going on before going to bed, and tomorrow will be busy!
But before she could move, the computer desktop turned into a pile of snowflakes, and there was a faint sound on it.
Is this a virus in your computer?
Bi Shiye's eyes widened, and she immediately found the power plug and unplugged it, but when she came back, the computer was still on.
"I'll go!"
That little Bodhi is a hacker just now, you know, she hasn't done anything yet. It's just that after a boring chat for a while, the computer is about to be scrapped.
Bi Shiye looked at the computer in front of her depressedly, but kept a distance of more than a meter from it, this sound was really terrifying.
What if it suddenly exploded, she still had to live.
In the midst of heartache and depression, the sound of Zizi slowly weakened, and then a swirl-like thing formed in the center of the screen, and in between there was a point of light that became larger and larger as time passed.
Bi Shiye swallowed her saliva carefully, isn't this haunted? Paranormal events?
Thinking wildly, suddenly this point of light covered the entire computer screen, and the strong light that pierced her couldn't open her eyes at all.
"What the hell!"
Mamma Mia! She won't be hanging up, and her life will come to an end here, right?
Of course, these are purely Bi Shiye's thoughts, although the strong light is dazzling, it is only for a moment, and soon the light will dissipate.
Bi Shiye tentatively opened her eyes, and saw that there was an old bag on the desktop, and the computer was back to normal.
She took a few deep breaths and walked up boldly.
The bag was long and went out with a postal sign on it for nothing.
Little by little, the bag was unfolded, and there was a piece of white paper made of unknown materials, with a few large characters written on it, and the content was clear and clear.
Teach you the letter of acceptance from the firm you want:
Admitted by: Bi Shiye (Terran)
Profession: Tutor
Congratulations to Mr. Bi Shiye for joining, please arrive at the office you want within three days with the notice in hand for the first trial teaching.
Address: 3rd Floor of the Tower of Nothingness.
Bi Shiye read it line by line, and when she finished reading the whole paper, the whole person was stiff.
Family education? Teach the firm you want? What the customer service Xiao Bodhi said just now is true?
"Upstairs, can you stop for a while in the middle of the night, and the children sleep!"
A shout pulled Bi Shiye back from her rigid state. It turned out that she accepted incompetence and accidentally touched the chair and made a noise to the residents downstairs.
"Eh, I'm going to rest right away, I'm sorry!"
"It's ......"
Every time Bi Shiye said a word, her voice trembled, and she didn't have the energy to listen to what was said downstairs, she only had one thought now.
Find Xiao Bodhi to ask clearly, ask for understanding!
Bi Shiye trembled and plugged the power back on, turned on the computer and went straight to Taobao, rummaging up and down for the dialog box with Xiao Bodhi, but couldn't find it.
The only thing that can prove that they really communicated is probably this notice in their hands.
On this day, Bi Shiye sat in front of the computer for a long time, from night to day. Until......
"Dear, have you received the goods?"
"If you are satisfied with it, remember to give a five-star review!"
At the other end of the dialog box is the little Bodhi who has disappeared for a night.
"Where have you been? Goods...... Received, received, but is this true? ”
Although she held it in her hand and witnessed how it came to be, Bi Shiye still wanted Xiao Bodhi to give her a definite answer.
"Oh, I went last night and got the notice? It's great that I didn't lose it halfway. ”
Xiao Bodhi spoke with a bit of surprise, after all, the efficiency of postal packets is really bad, and it is a matter that often loses goods, but it is helpless, it is cheap!
Many people in the world have not received the notice and lost the opportunity to tutor because of this.
I have to say that this Terran girl's fortune is really good!
"Well, yes, so I'm a tutor at this office now, right?"
"That's right. The premise is that you pass the audition. ”
Seeing the affirmative reply, the corners of Bi Shiye's mouth couldn't help but rise.
In other words, she is no longer a jobless vagrant, although the fifty-year life span of the failed teaching trial will be withdrawn, but she guarantees that this tutoring opportunity is a thousand dollars that will not be exchanged, and she will definitely be lucky to get it.
This is the rhythm of going to the pinnacle of life!
Wait for her to do this job well, and see who still says that she is unemployed after graduation!
"So come on!"
Xiao Bodhi added a few smiling expressions to the back, if Bi Shiye passed, they would be considered employees of a company.
He is still looking forward to his new colleagues, albeit from a different department.
"Uh-huh!"
Bi Shiye nodded, "But how should I go to the company!" ”
After all, she's just an ordinary person! And...... Seeing the word human in parentheses after his name, are there still many non-human people in the company?
It feels a little ...... Small, small, little anticipation!