Chapter 5: The Three Gangsters (1)
Since the panty incident became famous, this cow has also suffered an unprecedented blow, there is no female physiological association in the college this cow, but Niu Dali actually began to change direction, and began to tease the sweeping aunt of the Federal College when there was nothing to do, and after getting acquainted, he also helped the aunt sweep the floor and flush the toilet or something, and finally became the most powerful women's friend of the women's association of the school committee, and now the aunts of the women's association are arguing about whether to rehabilitate Niu Dali's name of 'perverted thief of campus underwear' every day.
However, the back of the pot is the back of the pot, but this cow is one of the few pig friends who spend extraordinary money, when he was down, a pair of underwear was worn by two people for half a month, and he was shocked that he almost didn't smoke other classmates to death, and it is this kind of shared suffering that can be regarded as a dead friend, naturally he doesn't want to talk to Niu vigorously to worry about those old things, although he still has a handful of snot and tears in his heart, but he also endured it.
Back in front of him, Hua Feifei gave him a slap on the forehead.
"How many times have I told you, don't call me 'Huahua' anymore, it's too detrimental to Ben Shao's majestic posture and wisdom in leading the group, and I want to call Ben Shao's elegant title that is unique in 10,000 - 'Supreme Invincible Thunderbolt Thunderbolt and Lightning, a handsome grass, a jade-faced scholar who overwhelms the group, and the little flying dragon flower is extraordinary!" Hua Feitian shamelessly corrected.
"Tsk, this name is too awkward, I just memorized it for a week, and I didn't remember half of it. If I have that good memory, how can I accompany you to repeat the grade and retake it every year. Niu scratched his head vigorously and complained, in fact he didn't bother to remember the stinking and long name.
"High-end atmosphere and grade, understand? Do you understand? Hua Feifei still wanted to teach him, and finally waved his hand impatiently, "Forget it, I don't understand it when I tell you." By the way, tomorrow you will be in the principal's office, remember to smear some chili oil and cry in the corners of your eyes, otherwise we will definitely not be able to graduate this year. ”
Hua Feifei is a trick while making fewer moves, and even calculated confidently in the end: "I don't believe that our principal, Lord Ran, will be better off when someone goes to him every once in a while to cry." ”
"Makes sense. But...... Isn't this trick a bit too pediatric, will it be more direct if we take a knife to cut his wrists in front of him...... "Niu Dali has a great vision for this kind of self-harming and brain-dead behavior, I believe that the principal will not bear to see his students who can't graduate and self-harm themselves because of their academic rebuilding in front of him."
"Makes sense. How I didn't think of that. As he spoke, Hua Feifei clapped his hands and said, then touched his chin and paced a few times after thinking about it and added, "You get some laxatives or something, put them in the principal's tea, the dosage of the medicine is a little stronger, you take off the paper in advance, and when the principal goes to the toilet with a stomach upset, I see if he signs it, and if he doesn't sign, he won't wipe his ass with the paper......"
"Good strategy!" Niu Dali praised, and then immediately hesitated, "But ...... Can this be done? ”
"Stop talking nonsense and do what I say...... Did you know? Hua Feifei kicked him on the buttocks, and scolded with hatred, "Do you still want to graduate, don't listen to my nonsense if you don't want to graduate and be admitted to the army."
After saying that, Hua Feifei waved his hand impatiently, pretending to be too lazy to pay attention to him.
"I'll just listen to you." Niu vigorously scratched his head and was a little aggrieved, he always wanted to graduate and join the army, this was his dream, but unfortunately he couldn't graduate and was dragged in the federal college, after all, he promised his father that he could only join the army after graduating from the federal college.
For the sake of this cow's piety, Hua Feifei took advantage of the situation to coerce and blackmail him with several high-end 'Dragon, Tiger and Leopard A Girl' excellent magazines under his bed, plus helped him wash his stinky socks and underwear for a month before letting him go, and then taught him the quick knowledge of the actor he had studied, and asked him to go to the principal's office to continue the drama of crying, making trouble and hanging himself, striving to take down the principal, and he could deceive a graduate and say again.
After Hua Feifei finished explaining everything, Niu Dali suddenly remembered something and hurriedly said: "Oh, by the way, Huahua, you seem to have become the number one celebrity in our Federation Academy, show you." ”
Raise your hand, on your wrist, there is a special watch formed by a white energy structure, which can only look at some virtual web pages, and cannot virtually carry out 'superbrain connection'.
The so-called 'superbrain connection' means that the whole person can enter the virtual network world, but it needs to use the 'superbrain device' to enter the advanced scientific and technological equipment of the virtual network world.
And at this moment, Niu Dali holding this virtual watch in his hand is not a super-brain device, he can only be regarded as a gadget that can open a virtual screen to read the web page, but this thing is also one of Niu Dali's few expensive net worth, which his father bought for him for half a month's salary when he was admitted to the Free Federal College, his father is a mechanical maintenance worker, and he only has a salary of several thousand federal dollars a month in the factory.
He pressed a few times on the energy watch, and in front of the two of them, a virtual screen desktop of about twenty inches suddenly opened out of thin air, and the energy quickly transformed into an optical path to display information.
Niu Dali pointed to a forum with a virtual screen formed in mid-air and clicked in, then selected the campus gossip page, and suddenly a list of posts appeared.
"Extra! Extra! The three hooligans are rebuilt again! Where do you go from here? ”
"Big gossip! The principal's son fell in love with a young man who was engaged in Jimei, and Hua Fei's refusal to obey caused a bloody case in school......"
"Vomiting blood version of the essence post: The hooligan is a big and young strong X principal's bitch, regardless of the bestiality of the principal, the principal will be severely punished......"
As soon as I saw the page of this forum, Hua Feifei completely collapsed, and the trend of thousands of miles of splendid rivers and mountains was red.
"I'll go. Which king and lamb poked such a big basket out for me? Ben Shao cursed him for not lifting for the rest of his life, even if he could, he would have a son without a little rooster, and even if he had a small rooster, he could only do it and not lift it...... "Hua Feifei adheres to the good tradition of shrew scoundrels, and it is a cruel curse to the perpetrators.
"Dali, did you poke this thing out?" Hua Feifei pointed to the cow and asked vigorously.
"It's not me, it's not me. I can lift, I can lift. Niu Dali innocently covered his crotch, for fear that this guy would suddenly lose his mind and be excited to break his legs and cut off his grandchildren's feet or something, then his career as a man in this life would be completely over, "I was bored just now and watched the forum before I knew that you were on fire, and the fire was ......faster than Ateng's."
"It's really not you? Could it be Atenna's lewdness/stick? Hua Feifei pushed him away, then touched his chin and thought for a while, "Hmph, eighty percent is him, a killer of a thousand knives, go, accompany me to find that bastard!" ”
PS: Hurry up before everyone goes to bed, and in addition, ask for diffusion support!