Of course, a headshot bullet was not enough to stop Deadpool's actions, but in a few seconds, Deadpool's rotten head returned to its original state, although he has very serious masochistic tendencies, but this does not mean that he is used to being beaten without changing hands, and the next second the ninja knife in his hand is violently slashing at the Joker. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

The sharp blade of the katana sliced the silver revolver in the Joker's hand in half, but Harley Quinn in the passenger seat also picked up a heavy machine gun and stretched it out.

"Oh, it's spectacular, I mean those two lumps on your chest······"

Before Deadpool's sexual harassment was over, the heavy machine gun in Harley's hand spat out a fierce tongue of fire at a near-zero distance from him, and the storm of bullets shot Deadpool's body into a tattered filthy rag, but apparently Deadpool himself didn't care about this treatment, and always took a leisurely appearance to withstand all the attacks from the Joker and Harley.

"Don't you understand? I'm dead, I'm dead! You see, even if I give me a shot in the head, uh! As he spoke, Deadpool pulled out his pistol and shot himself in the temple, the bullet went in from one side and came out from the other side, piercing Deadpool's entire brain, causing him to collapse in his seat.

Even in this situation, Deadpool playfully waved his hands and said, "Ah! It's okay, I'm okay! Give me a few seconds, Denden! Resurrection at full health! ”

"Mr. J, what should we do?" Harrie was visibly frightened by Deadpool's amazing abilities, and looked at the Joker worriedly, only to see the face of the Joker laughing with excitement.

"Isn't that — fantastic? Aha······" The clown reached for the petals on his chest and gently pressed a button, "Delicious meal, let me add some seasoning for you." ”

Before Deadpool could react to what was going on, a corrosive acid burst into his face, corroding his red hood to the ground, and of course ruining his face beneath the mask.

Deadpool covered his face and wailed, "Oh, my handsome face, oh bad, I'm going to be disfigured!" Wait, my face is already bad······"

So Deadpool let go of the fingers covering his face, revealing his ugly face like a toothed **, which once again frightened Hallie. He slammed his punch into the Joker's face, causing the Clown's head to come into close contact with the steering wheel.

The steering wheel was hit with a 380-degree spin, causing the clown car to drift sharply, and then rushed out of the highway guardrail and rolled into the air.

In the tumbling carriage, the three of them continued to fight fiercely offensive and defensively, Deadpool pulled out two guns and fired frantically at the Joker and Harley, the bullets sparked infinite sparks in the narrow carriage, and the blood splattered red every piece of glass.

When the car finally fell to the ground, only the Joker and Deadpool climbed out of the car, and Harley Quinn passed out of the clown's car. This is not a big problem, with the clown car's armor that can't even be destroyed by the tank's main gun, it is impossible for it to detonate because of this small fall.

Although the Joker is still full of energy from his expression, the injuries on his body that were made all over his body by Deadpool can never be concealed, and Deadpool's injuries seem to be enough to die more than a dozen times, but he quickly recovers under the effect of the self-healing factor, and it won't take long to be resurrected on the spot.

Deadpool was lying on the ground in a large shape, looking like he was being slaughtered, but anyone who knew him knew that no matter what he did, it would be impossible to kill him. And although the clown has not lost his strength to this extent, he has no spare strength to flee quickly.

What's more, it's not his style either.

"Well, son, well done, you almost killed the most tasteful criminal in the city, and now, I can understand, why did you do that? Want to be a hero? "The Joker seduces Deadpool step by step, and those who can't be physically dealt with defeat him spiritually, which is the Joker's usual method.

Deadpool, the cannon-mouthed maniac, hadn't met anyone willing to talk to him for years, so he immediately chattered to the Joker, "Well, it's the protagonist of this story who asked me to come over and teach you a good lesson, and if I do, he'll give me a lot of money to enjoy life." Well, I'll admit it's lying, let's put it this way, I'm doing this to keep my appearance rate, you know, if you don't show your face for a long time, the audience should forget about you······"

Suddenly the Joker felt that something was wrong, he had met countless kinds of people in this world, normal people, neuropaths, superheroes, super criminals, no matter what kind of people's thinking, even the craziest psychopaths, their ideas had laws to follow, but as long as this long-winded guy in front of him, he didn't understand what he said at all, and he couldn't keep up with Deadpool's train of thought at all, let alone try to interfere with him.

There's no way, no matter how powerful the Joker is, but he is not a character who can break the fourth wall after all, and for someone like Deadpool who is crazy enough to know the truth about his own world, even a Joker can't figure it out.

"Well, you're just a dog chasing a car, and you don't know what you're doing, but once you do...... There's something to do. People like you — it's not interesting. ”

The Joker pressed his cuffs towards Deadpool, and the next second, Deadpool's head was enveloped in a dark green gas. This kind of concentrated clown laughing gas can't be compared with the highly diluted goods used in hospitals, this small cloud of highly concentrated laughing gas is the production of clowns accumulated over several years, once they are hit, even Superman and other Justice League giants will not be spared, and it can be called the ultimate weapon for clowns to press the bottom of the box.

"What is this, this color is disgusting, is this green for me? I should think carefully about whether I want to forgive you. ”

The Joker sat down next to Deadpool and smiled at him and said, "Let's tell you a joke, once upon a time there were two mentally ill people, one of them said to the other, I heard that neuropathy is contagious, we need to be careful." Another said, "But aren't we crazy in the first place?" The first person said, well, you and I are infected······"

"Hahahaha, it's not funny at all, hahahaha, but why can't I stop laughing, hahahaha······"

Deadpool laughed like he had lost his self-control, rolling on the ground with his stomach pressed, and the Joker's poison gas couldn't kill him, but the effect of triggering laughter was unstoppable.