Chapter 2: Rogue Students (Part II)
"Your Excellency the principal, you just look at me as a good student who is upward every day, has excellent moral character, never acts as a traitor and wantonly molests a young woman from a good family, and does not steal chickens and dogs to sell adult CDs, never skips class casually, and never pays a penny when he picks up money, are you so cruel to erase me as a pillar of the country. Woo, besides, I have an eighty-year-old mother to support, and an orphaned nephew who is less than half a year old to be fed, and the whole family depends on me to support myself after graduation, Lord Principal, you can't, woo woo......"
After Hu Bian finished speaking, this guy was crying like a pig, and he picked up the principal's brand-name trousers as a tissue and wiped them violently after wiping his nose, so that the principal wanted to kick out the door, but if he was afraid that this product would promote the crime of slandering a principal and beating students, then his reputation would be ruined, and he could only endure the muscle twitches on his face, and let this scoundrel wantonly insult his expensive pants.
"That, extraordinary classmate, I know very well your conduct and morality, you come to me every year, and every time I remember it. Also, you don't skip school on weekdays...... According to the reaction of the tutors of each subject, you are sleeping when you go to class, and you don't fail many exam subjects every year, this, it's not that I want to be difficult for you, but there is no teacher who doesn't say that you are a scourge, almost all the female classmates in the class have been teased, and even the good-looking male classmates you almost didn't let go, you ...... The principal also made a difficulty, and tried his best to disagree, but he felt that you could still carve this piece of rotten wood, so he planned to let you retake your studies again. The principal pretended to be bitter and persuaded him.
As soon as Hua Feifei heard this, he immediately pretended to be very emotional. I scolded my mother in my heart, what kind of bullshit rotten wood carving, an old fox, to put it bluntly, he refused to let Ben Shao graduate and go out to live happily, for the sake of harming the society, he naturally didn't buy it, so he cried more than just now, as if he had died of his mother.
"Headmaster, how can you listen to the slanderous words of those traitorous ministers and disobedient mentors, I have always felt that you are the embodiment of a righteous male god who is majestic and upright and can distinguish between loyalty and treachery, and you are the life beacon of many of our students, a model for teachers, how can a failing student like me be a student who has not graduated several times in the history of the school, and cannot become a major shame for the Federal College, do you want me to discredit the signboard of our Free Federal College? Headmaster, just turn a blind eye and let me pass, I promise not to send out pictures of your butt covered in prickly heat. ”
"You...... How do you know my ass ......" The headmaster jumped up and pointed at the thing nervously.
This thing looked harmless to humans and animals, and said with a smile: "Headmaster, I also accidentally found it when I went to the bathhouse to peek at people taking a bath." ”
"You...... You ...... "The principal didn't know what to do with this guy who grabbed his handle for a while, could it be that he went to take a mandarin duck bath with his old friend, and was followed and secretly photographed by this goods?"
He straightened up, and hurriedly explained: "Ahem, the school committee and the teaching office have all met to make a decision, and I have no right to change it, so don't make it difficult for me, I'm helpless......" The principal wiped his sweat helplessly and said, indeed, in addition to the principal of the Free Federation Academy, there is also a larger school committee board above, and he took this fair excuse by the way to stuff this guy by the way.
But this scoundrel obviously didn't eat this, and continued to grind and say: "Lord Principal, let me go, in case I go crazy because I graduated, and accidentally poke out the matter of an adult movie with a few T's hidden in your virtual helmet, when the time comes, it will destroy your tall and glorious image, principal, give me a chance, I want to be a good person, don't force me to go astray......"
…… Damn, this threat is too high-level! The principal was completely shocked for a while, and looked at the fixed helmet next to the desktop, the sea blue helmet that seemed to be made of steel helmet, which was a virtual holographic super brain god-level connection helmet device that people could wear in this era, and then could enter the virtual network, referred to as the 'super brain device', of course, in addition to this fixed access virtual device, there is also a more convenient and exquisite mobile one. Superbrain device', but that's quite expensive, of course, there are more expensive capsule superbrain virtual devices, but that's sky-high.
"How do you know ...... in my helmet," the headmaster asked.
"Woo,I often sneak in when I have nothing to do.,Update and update reserve resources.,I also accidentally found out that the principal also has a noble artistic habit of taking selfies.,The content in this film is even more broad and profound.,Let the students open my eyes and admire.,Principal,Please accept the students on my knees!" This thing is said in a subdued tone, extremely sincere,
Let the principal hear that he couldn't refute it, he couldn't cry or laugh, this thing is kneeling now, okay, how can you say it? The threat was pretty much the same, if it hadn't been for the agreement he had made from above, he would have kicked this ruffian out of school three years ago.
"This, this ......" The headmaster pondered how to deal with it, and he was a little exhausted.
"Ah, Headmaster...... I was wrong, you can let me go, what I just said was that my mouth shook a little......"
Seeing that the threat failed, this scoundrel was another actor-level performance of crying and heartache and repentance, but the principal was unmoved, the only thing that hurt was that his brand-name trousers were completely scrapped, and the pants were full of snot and tears of a rogue, which was completely a rag.
After grinding for two hours, Hua Feifei walked out of the principal's room, and only after the advanced electric gate behind him closed did he expose his true nature and curse.
"Damn, which Wang Ba calf said that the principal is soft-hearted and hard-mouthed. The harmful Lao Tzu smeared a whole bottle of chili oil, damn it, the tears were drained, and it hurt Lao Tzu to death. After speaking, he wiped the chili oil on his eyes, and there was a burst of snot and tears flying again.
In the end, he took out a book from his body in pieces, looked at it and smashed it directly on the ground, stepped on it a few times and scolded a few words, shook his head and walked away.
After a while, the fat and round bald headmaster walked out of the office, he suddenly saw a book on the ground, bent down to pick it up and patted it, looked at it carefully, and couldn't help but cry and laugh, the title of the book was
-- "On How to Quickly Cultivate the Actor".
He finally understood what the scoundrel was doing in the office today, last year he played the drama of a thug, and this year he began to use such a scoundrel to play a bitter meat play against himself, in order to graduate, it is really a means to compromise, and he has to surrender to the scheming of this scoundrel little hooligan.