As Zuo Xiaoyou thought, Qingfeng and Mingyue, the two drunkards, heard that Sun Wukong was back, and they really ran over to fight with Sun Wukong. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Senior brother, you're here!" Seeing Zuo Xiaoright, Qingfeng and Mingyue's eyes suddenly lit up: "Hurry up, take a seat, drink together!" ”

Sun Wukong saw the Jade Rabbit and smiled: "Why did the virtuous brother bring the junior here, so he is not afraid that the younger brother and sister will be jealous?" ”

After getting along with Zuo Xiaoyou for a long time, Sun Wukong has also learned a lot of new words, since he knows the meaning of Xiaosan, he often takes it by Zuo Xiaoyou's side, the woman other than the seven princesses is called Xiaosan, and the most called is Jade Rabbit, sometimes Chang'e, six aunts, Golden Horn, and Silver Horn can't escape the poisonous tongue, which makes Zuo Xiaoyou very helpless.

Rolling his eyes, Zuo Xiaoyou and Yutu gathered between the three of them, looked at the dried fresh fruits on the wine table, and said with a smile: "You guys eat this?" ”

"It's enough to have wine to cheer up, it doesn't matter what you eat." Sun Wukong said with a smile: "Besides, these fruits are just right for wine." ”

"The Great Sage is right." Qingfeng burped and said with a smile: "If the sky doesn't love wine, the wine star is not in the sky, and if the earth doesn't love wine, there should be no wine spring on the earth." Senior brother, Jade Rabbit, come, let's drink together. ”

Zuo Xiaoyou chuckled: "Senior sister has been much more educated since she was named the star of wine songs. ”

When Qingfeng and Mingyue were named the god of wine by the Jade Emperor, they didn't expect the two of them to successfully open the market of the Three Realms with the immortal drunk of the left and the right, which led to the people in the Three Realms mentioning the best wine, it must be the immortal drunk, and as the god of wine who accepted the worship, Qingfeng and Mingyue's reputation is also getting bigger and bigger, but all the people who make wine, sell wine, and drink will worship the statues of the two at home.

When the Jade Emperor learned of this situation, he naturally encircled Qingfeng and Mingyue, and directly changed the identity of temporary workers to regular workers, and since then, Qingfeng and Mingyue have become the gods of the heavenly realm - Jiuqu Xingjun.

This Jiuqu Xingjun is naturally at the same level as Wenqu Xingjun and Wuqu Xingjun, and belongs to middle and high-level cadres, and his status is similar to that of provincial and ministerial-level officials in Huaguo, which is very noble.

Since becoming the gods of the heavenly realm, Qingfeng and Mingyue's status has risen, which makes Zhen Yuanzi very pleased, but even if they become righteous gods, Qingfeng and Mingyue are just two businessmen who sell wine in the final analysis.

For more than 1,000 years, the two have successfully mastered the brewing formula of monkey wine, and have also obtained the purified and improved fairy drunk formula of Zuo Xiaoright, with the cultivation of the two of them Da Luo Jin Xian, it is not difficult to brew the fairy drunk, but it takes a lot of time, so the wine provided by the two to the outside world is still the most in the middle and low grades, and the highest-grade fairy drunk is only provided to the power of the Three Realms because of the limited production, such as the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother, if the birthday banquet, Qingfeng and Mingyue will provide high-end fairy drunk as the heavenly court banquet wine.

Qingfeng and Mingyue can mix to this realm today, Zuo Xiaoyou can be said to have contributed a lot, and the two of them are also very grateful to their junior brother. Of course, my own sisters and brothers don't have anything to say, just keep them in my heart.

The five of them drank and had fun together, talking about the interesting stories of the Three Realms, but except for the Jade Rabbit, the other four people were all at the level of Da Luo Jinxian or above, and the current alcohol content could no longer make them drunk, so the four of them drank for the taste, either sweet and pure, with a long aftertaste, or as strong as a flame, and they were fierce in their throats, and they were always able to enjoy themselves.

"That's right." Qingfeng suddenly thought of something and said, "Senior brother, I have always felt that the stars have been dim recently, as if something bad is about to happen. ”

"I feel that way, too." Mingyue nodded and said, "Since becoming the Star Monarch of Jiuqu, in addition to accepting incense offerings, we can also absorb the pure star qi, but in recent years, the star qi seems to be a little turbid, as if it has been polluted. ”

"Huh? Do you all feel this way? Yutu was surprised: "The breath of Taiyin Star has also become a little turbid, but I haven't been able to find the reason, even Zhen Yuanzi's predecessors don't know what happened?" ”

"Oh? That's weird. Sun Wukong's eyes purred and thoughtful.

A trace of doubt flashed in Zuo Xiaoright's eyes: "When did it all start?" ”

"It's the last two or three years!" Qingfeng, Mingyue and Jade Rabbit gave the same answer, but this made Zuo Xiaoyou more and more puzzled. Heavenly Court is at the highest point of the Three Realms, but the small empty realm opened up by Zuo Xiaoyou and Sun Wukong is still in the chaos above Heavenly Court, so they don't feel abnormal, this Taiyin Star and Jiuqu Star actually have a turbid breath, which is definitely not normal.

"This is not to be taken lightly." Zuo Xiaoyou felt that this matter could not be ignored, and immediately got up: "You continue to drink, I will go to heaven to ask my father-in-law." ”

Zuo Xiaoyou attached great importance to this matter, and the four of them did not dare to stop it, but just gave him a few words of advice and let him go.

Zuo Xiaoyou stepped out, and disappeared in the Water Curtain Cave, and the next moment he appeared at the Nantianmen, and then went straight to Lingxiao Palace to meet his father-in-law, the Jade Emperor.

The Jade Emperor has been quite nourishing over the years, although Chang'e has lost his mobile phone because of the queen mother's precautions, but as the emperor of the Three Realms, there is no shortage of women around him, and those fairies in the palace will stay and sleep as long as the Jade Emperor takes a fancy to them. And the immortals can control themselves to get pregnant, in the case that the Jade Emperor does not want children, these fairies do not dare to conceive the dragon seed, otherwise not only will the child not be born, but they will also be finished.

Because of this, although the Jade Emperor has been to many female fairies, he only gave birth to seven daughters with the Queen Mother. No major events have happened in the Three Realms over the years, and the Jade Emperor's small life is very comfortable, reading books, drinking, and watching songs and dances every day, and no god enjoys it more than him.

When Zuo Xiaoyou came, the Jade Emperor was drinking and having fun in the harem, and when he heard that his son-in-law, who had not seen him for more than three hundred years, he hurriedly asked him to sit down, and said with a smile: "The virtuous son-in-law came just in time, the White Crane Fairy just made a new dance and was about to perform, and the virtuous son-in-law watched it with the widow." ”

"Yes." Zuo Xiaoyou didn't want to sweep away the interest of the Jade Emperor, so he accompanied him to drink and watch the dance. Speaking of this white crane fairy, she is also a famous dancer in the fairy world, not much worse than Chang'e, the Jade Emperor likes her dance very much, so he raised her in the palace, and belongs to one of the fairies who can be lucky at any time for the Jade Emperor. It's a pity that the queen mother is respected in the harem, and no fairy wants to climb up with the favor of the Jade Emperor. There were a few fairies who had done it before, but in the end there was no news, so the White Crane Fairy didn't dare to have any ideas, and she didn't have anything to do on weekdays just to study dance, and dance to him when the Jade Emperor was interested, or to be pampered, and the small life was stable.

Zuo Xiaoyou has no interest in these things of the old man, with his current ability, he can play as many women as he wants, but he doesn't have that kind of mind, the pleasure of cultivation is no worse than the love of men and women, and he is not tired, since he has the seventh princess, he has no extra thoughts, otherwise he has come to this world for nearly two thousand years, he would have given Qingfeng, Mingyue, Golden Horn, Silver Horn, Jade Rabbit, and even six aunts, how can he be innocent so far.

Thinking about the cloudy stars in his heart, he was a little absent-minded when he watched the dance of the White Crane Fairy, perhaps because he noticed this situation, the Jade Emperor was a little surprised, and after the White Crane Fairy finished dancing, he waved his hand to let him retreat, and then asked: "Virtuous son-in-law, but this dance is not to taste?" ”

Zuo Xiaoyou shook his head: "It's not like that, it's just that the little son-in-law has something in his heart and has no intention of appreciating it." ”

"Oh?" The Jade Emperor said with a smile: "The virtuous son-in-law is now a quasi-saint, and there are not many things that the Three Realms can make the virtuous son-in-law care about. What's the matter? It is better to talk to the widow. ”

"I was about to talk about my father-in-law." Zuo Xiaoyou said: "The little son-in-law has just returned from the small empty realm, and he was drinking with his eldest brother Sun Wukong, Qingfeng and Mingyue in Huaguo Mountain, Qingfeng and Mingyue......"

After telling the news he had heard in Huaguo Mountain before, Zuo Xiaoyou asked, "Father-in-law, has such a situation happened before?" ”

"This ...... Never. The Jade Emperor shook his head, also at a loss.

"I see." Zuo Xiaoyou said: "Father-in-law, this incident has never happened, and the son-in-law always feels that it is not trivial, and I hope that my father-in-law will pay attention to it." ”

The Jade Emperor's face also became solemn, and he was in no mood to drink the wine, so he hurriedly sent someone to check on the contamination of the stars.

Seeing that the Jade Emperor had paid attention to it, Zuo Xiaoyou temporarily retired and went to Tushi Palace. Among the Three Realms, the top ones are Sanqing and other saints, Taishang Laojun, as the boss, Zuo Xiaoyou feels that he should be aware of it, and it is more likely that he knows what is going on. This matter is strange, and he wants to find the answer from Taishang Laojun.

But after Zuo Xiaoyou came to the Tushi Palace, he was told by the Golden Horn and the Silver Horn: "The master went to the original master to exchange the mixed yuan Dao fruit, and I am afraid that he will not be able to come back in three or five days." ”

Hearing the news, Zuo Xiaoyou was thoughtful.

"Hey." Silver Horn stabbed Zuo Xiao in the right stomach: "When did you come back?" ”

Zuo Xiaoyou came back to his senses and said with a smile: "I just came back, I was drinking in Huaguo Mountain, but when I encountered something, I went to the sky to take a look." How have you been doing? Didn't you sneak down to be a demon anymore, did you? ”

The golden horn and the silver horn rolled their eyes in unison: "We didn't do that thing a long time ago, but you, now always stay in your small empty realm, and you don't usually see anyone, you can't leave this time, let's drink two glasses together." ”

Zuo Xiaoyou chuckled and said, "It's okay to drink, but you don't have good wine either, follow me to the Food God Palace, let's eat and drink at the same time." ”

"That's not going to work." Although they were very excited, the golden horn and silver horn couldn't agree: "The lord wants us to guard the palace gate well, and we can't run around." It's still in Tushi Palace! The master just refined some waste pills not long ago, and just took them for wine. ”

The so-called waste pill is naturally a failed pill that has not achieved the effect, but it is a failure for Taishang Laojun, and it is still a great supplement for other immortals. As Taishang Laojun's fan fire boy, the most happy thing about Golden Horn and Silver Horn is that Taishang Laojun's failure will become a reward for the two. This failure is a big complement on the one hand, and the most important thing is that it tastes good, and it is the best to use as a sake. Because of their good relationship with Qingfeng and Mingyue, Golden Horn and Silver Horn can often get some good wine, and the two will also exchange it with waste pills for mutual benefit. Zuo Xiaoyou finally came today, and the golden horn and silver horn are also ready to bleed.

Since Taishang Laojun has the leisure to communicate with Yuan Shi Tianzun or something, Zuo Xiaoyou is not in a hurry, and he hasn't seen each other for hundreds of years, so he just had a good drink with Jinjiao and Yinjiao today.

Zuo Xiaoyou drank in Tushi Palace for two hours, which was not long, because the Seventh Princess heard the news that he had come to Tushi Palace, and asked the people in the family to come over and ask him to go back to the Food God Palace for dinner. There was no way, Zuo Xiaoyou could only say goodbye to the unfinished golden horn and silver horn, and return to the Food God Palace.

When he arrived at the Food God Palace, Zuo Xiaoyou found that not only his wife, but also his six aunts were here, and when he came back, the six aunts were again a long gun and a short cannon, which made Zuo Xiaoyou dizzy. He can be regarded as having seen the power of the mouth cannons of the six aunts, and it is no wonder that the Taoist companion Taishang Laojun found for him back then was the Seventh Princess, if he changed any of these six people, it would be enough for him.

Zuo Xiaoyou's heart was full of malicious reverie: I don't know which unlucky guy will marry them in the future?

"Brother-in-law, you said that you didn't go home immediately when you came back, but you ran around, do you still have a seventh sister in your heart? Is there still this home? Our seventh sister is so pitiful, she met a husband who didn't care about her family. ”

Zuo Xiaoyou was very helpless when he heard it, the seventh princess often went to the small empty realm, and the two of them had only been separated for a few days, but the masters, brothers, and friends of Wuzhuang Guan had not seen each other for more than three hundred years, of course he had to go and get together with them first, which the seventh princess must have understood and understood, but when it came to the mouth of the six aunts, it became a 'man who didn't care about his family', which made him too lazy to argue after suffering countless losses. It's okay not to argue, the more you argue with the six aunts, the more energetic you become, and it's endless.

"Yes, what the sisters said is very true, it's all the fault of the younger brother."

Seeing that Zuo Xiaoyou had a good attitude of admitting guilt, the six aunts felt very bored, so they all brushed and 'cut', and let Zuo Xiaoyou's flesh and skin twitch straight. Sure enough, these six aunts didn't hold back the good fruit.

"Sisters, don't blame your husband." The seventh princess smiled helplessly, walked up to Zuo Xiaoyou, stretched out her hand to tidy up his clothes, and asked gently, "Are you tired?" ”

"Not tired." Zuo Xiaoright's eyes were gentle: "Madame is much harder than me." ”

Seeing that these two people began to sprinkle dog food again, the six single dogs suffered 10,000 times the critical blow, vomited blood on the spot and were seriously injured, and the cows were all over their faces. This is the biggest reason why they have 'wars' with Zuo Xiaoyou again and again, there is too much dog food, I can't stand it!

It's a pity that their temperament and temperament are also well-known in the Three Realms, and coupled with their identity, the single young people in the Three Realms don't dare to think nonsense at all. If you are targeted by them, you won't want to turn over in this life.

So every time I see the Seven Princesses and Zuo Xiaoyou loving and loving, laughing and laughing, flying with wings, and being talented and beautiful, their hearts are dripping blood: Where are the hooligans? Oh my God! Give us a rascal!