002 The game plays the game
Lips and teeth are connected.
Somewhat...... Sweet? The softness also has a hint of chewing gum mint.
It's over!
Shi Daheng vaguely saw the bleak picture of himself rolling up and getting out.
Qi Ling, the acting director of the factory, is the most famous tigress of the big Yali canning factory, and it is said that she is in the late stage of menopause, and a fart spark can make her angry.
"Single Mama", "30-year-old old virgin", "A Cold Day...... These are all nicknames made up behind the backs of the workers in the factory.
Qi Ling's eyes widened in disbelief, and in such astonishment, he forgot to be angry, and he forgot to immediately push away Shi Tycoon.
This kid?
He, he, how dare he?
That rose was exactly that, I guessed it!
Shi Tycoon was completely desperate.
I can't move my body, why don't the leaders move! It's really scary, isn't it?
"The game has turned on the [Partner] function of "Food Street", and the target data is being read......"
"The read fails, and the game can't analyze the mind of the female Homo erectus."
"The game chooses to give up on recruiting beautiful guides."
"The logical path is being built, the host IQ is too low, and the logical path construction fails. A search of behavioral databases is underway, and a large number of combined fragments of human words, sounds, and images are found, coded as novels, songs, anime, and movies...... The behavioral database was judged to be meaningless. β
"Conclusion: The host needs to be completely remodeled! Priority: Highest! β
Kiss!
The crisp sound when his lips parted made Shi Tycoon want to die.
GG Smecta!
The game still controls his body, standing still in place, caught in a brief moment of confusion and confusion.
"Looking for Action Command ......"
"Looking for Action Command ......"
"Looking for Action Command ......"
Qi Ling was ashamed and angry, staring at Shi Tycoon with resentment. She came to her senses, first picked up the wilted rose on her desk, tore it up and threw it in the trash, then took out her phone and dialed 110.
"Comrade policeman, I need help."
Shi Tycoon wanted to cry without tears.
He really didn't mean to kiss the leader, he can explain it! He has no interest in a 30-year-old virgin!
Let's sit down and talk about whether life is good or not, don't call the police!
"The game gets the action command: sit down."
"Shi Tycoon" sat on the chair with a breezy smile, a picture to see what kind of awesome attitude you can take Lao Tzu. This really made Qi Ling so angry that his mind was dizzy.
Qi Ling's face was like frost, and he said hello three times in a row.
"Well, let's talk about it seriously." She also pulled a chair and sat opposite Shi Tycoon, staring at Shi Tycoon's eyes with deep eyes.
Qi Ling lowered his head and repaired his nails, and said in a deep voice: "The efficiency of the factory is getting worse and worse, I am going to lay off employees recently, you are the only high-achieving student in the factory, I like to be knowledgeable the most, but it does not help the efficiency in any way." If you eat like this and wait to die, don't blame me for not being emotional. Your salary is enough to recruit another master who can mix canned food. β
Shi Daheng can't say what he is suffering about.
"Game discovery keywords: [canned], [master]."
"The game is searching for Food Street-related content and finding [Partner] and [R&D] function items. Find 4286 [Master Chefs] in the [Partner] category, and 472 kinds ......of [Canned Food] in the [R&D] category."
Well?
Shi Tycoon was stunned.
These things seem to be all the game content of the mobile game "Food Street". He is the king of operation of this game, and the super master who ranks first in the wealth list. He immediately forgot about the frost beauty in front of him for a moment, and began to try to remember the game in his head.
"Food Street" is the same as other business mobile games, the game content is mainly to recruit partners, and then develop a variety of food production lines and specialty foods, according to the ability of partners have different bonuses, the ultimate goal is to put it on the market to make money.
He suddenly understoodβ
"Game" looks like a game!
This statement is contradictory, but it is also easy to understand. Now the guy who controls the body and calls himself a "game" treats things in reality as another game, and from the analysis of his words, it can be concluded that it is trying to work towards the goal of Yu-Gi-Oh!
But!
Reality is reality, games are games! Put the game routine in reality, isn't that a fool's play......
"Shi Tycoon" suddenly showed a confident smile like the protagonist of a page game advertisement.
"I can make canned food, and I can also help you find the master."
If Shi Daheng had said this himself, he would never have the courage. He has no catty or two, and everyone in the whole factory knows that he either helps Lao Wang repair his mobile phone or Lao Li repairs his computer, and he can't even cook instant noodles well, let alone canned food.
Shi Daheng thought that Director Qi would be angry immediately.
Qi Ling not only did not sneer, but showed an interested and thoughtful expression.
She tapped the table, made a thump, and said, "Then I'll give you a chance." Tomorrow the district leaders will come to inspect, and if you can make a new type of canned food that satisfies the masters before the district leaders come, you can stay. β
It's a bit embarrassing.
"The game has received the newbie mission: research and development of the first can, and the task reward: 100 blood diamonds."
"We are developing [canned syrup], and the remaining progress is 10 days...... The game has the auto-acceleration function turned on, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...... Successfully developed! Congratulations to the player 'Brother Heng' for obtaining 100 Blood Diamonds, and successfully crushing the player 'Little Spicy Chicken' to become the first on the leaderboard. β
What's the operation?
Sending yourself a task?
And also be able to cheat?
"The game consumed 10 Blood Diamonds and purchased a [Canned Sugar Water] in the [Black Market]."
"Shi Daheng" took out a glass bottle from under the stool as if he was playing a trick, put it in front of Qi Ling, pointed to the glass bottle and said, "This is the can." β
Glass bottles are very common cylindrical styles, which can be made by any small manufacturer. The glass is transparent, and the soup inside is more transparent because there is nothing but water!
Qi Ling hesitantly picked up the can, shook it in his hand, and studied the light carefully for a while.
She was able to confirm that it was not that she was blind, that there was really nothing in it.
Breathe deeply......
Take another deep breath......
Don't fight with fools......
"Stone Tycoon." Qi Lingpi didn't smile, his hand holding the canned food burst out, and his teeth squeezed out a voice: "You are here...... What about teasing me? β
Tycoon, no, the one who controls the body now should be called "Brother Heng".
The game shows fearlessness, Lao Tzu is so awesome.
He said: "If it's a brother, drink it, play with canned food, that's how good it is." β
At this time, the police comrades arrived at the scene.
The one who entered the door was a middle-aged old policeman, his eyes finally fell on Qi Ling after a week of inspection, his eyes flashed with a hint of surprise, and he asked officially, "You called the police?" β
"Yes."
Shi Tycoon shouted wildly.
Don't talk about depriving women of their will, I don't want to go to jail!
Qi Ling licked his lips and said softly.
"My boyfriend tore my roses to shreds." She said as she pointed at Shi Tycoon.