Chapter 1: Good Men Are All Optimus
An angel banished by the gods
After seven thousand years
When he shed the tears of atonement
When the seven altars are filled to the fullest
He will be liberated from hell
Back to Paradise
afterwards
It has the power to destroy all evil
With a beautiful and loving face of him
He was named the Peacock King by the gods
"Xiao Hao is up!".
In a Japanese-style room, a teenager woke up to the sweet cry.
The young man's name is Chen Hao, he is 17 years old this year, and he will be 18 years old in a few months.
Now he lives with a Taoist priest and his wife and daughter in a Taoist hall in Linbin City.
As for why he was in their house, the old Taoist priest only said that he came out of a stone in the Taoist hall, so he was in his house.
It was the gentle and graceful hostess of the house who woke him up, with long wavy hair, a melon seed face, and a black mole at the bottom of her mouth.
She was sitting gently cross-legged beside him, a faint smile on her face.
"Wake up... Aunt Tang..."Chen Hao hurriedly got up and said.
No way, he's a teenager, and now he's a pillar of optimus every morning!
Her mother insisted on waking him up every day, which made him very embarrassed.
"You can call me mom or sister, just don't call aunt!"
Tang Keqing raised his finger and tapped it lightly on his head, slightly angry.
His mother's skin is so good, apple muscles are not enough to describe her.
Chen Hao ran out of the room with a red face in an instant.
"Xiao Hao has really grown up, and he will know that he is embarrassed...".
Tang Keqing smiled coquettishly on the side.
When Chen Hao came to the hotel hall of the Taoist hall to eat, his master and sister were already waiting for him there.
Chen Hao pulled out a chair, sat down naturally, and then picked up a bowl of white porridge and began to eat.
"What happened to the Immovable Ming King Fire Realm Curse that you want to recite it?" Master Tzukong said.
"It's okay...".
"What do you call it?"
"55 open!" Chen Hao put a Lu egg in his mouth and said.
"Open your head! 100% required! I'll give you the exam tomorrow, and if you don't pass, I'll throw away all the books you hid in the partition! Cikong pursed his lips and said fiercely to Chen Hao.
"Damn! Niubi, how do you know my secret! In front of Sister Tang and his sister, when this unscrupulous Taoist priest told this secret, he blushed and shouted.
"Your mother cleaned the room and accidentally found it, you go and tell her." Cikong pointed at Tang Keqing and said.
Tang Keqing smiled slightly and said to Chen Hao: "Xiao Hao has grown up, it is normal to have some exploration of the opposite sex, don't be embarrassed, but pay attention to moderation Oh .........."
Hearing this, Chen Hao felt that the world was about to collapse.
How do you want to be a person in the future!
"Immeasurable old man, you are dead!" Chen Hao's face turned blue and red for a while, and he stood up and shouted to Cikong!
Cikong lowered his head and drank the porridge, and said without even raising his head: "What kind of messy books did you choose, your taste is so bad, I feel ashamed as your master!" ”。
"You.. What did you say! Chen Hao said blankly.
"How old are Wu Teng, Xiao Ze, and Ruoxuan... If you cast that spell 100 percent early tonight, I've got a photo of Reba's latest swimsuit in 3D..." Tzukong touched his nose and said.
This unscrupulous old man is really convinced, and Sister Tang dares to say it here.
"The beauty has pierced the eyes, and the king of Ming has left in his heart... Boy, you're still shallow." Lao Dao said disdainfully.
At this time, the 12-year-old little Lori Maggie said: "Dad, now that this society has entered the game, why do you keep asking your brother to practice, what's the use?" You see, no one comes to our temple, and no one adds sesame oil...".
Cikong Lao Dao picked up the wine on the table, took a few sips and said, "The child is not sensible! ”。
"Yes, now it's all about games, but the government won't let you get into games until anyone is under the age of 18, this is to protect your mental state.
When you go to school, you generally go to receive training and accumulation of spiritual meditation, and at the same time, teach various skills in the game, so that you can go to the game to accept the test and the test of tasks under the leadership of the school teacher after 18. ”
Maggie blinked and said, "I know this, what I want to say is why I have to go to class, and my brother doesn't need to?" ”。
"If your brother goes to school, who will take over your father's ancient history in the future, and you will take over?" Kong Ci coughed and asked.
"I don't accept it, I want to be like those big stars, become a superstar, a diva, and be worshiped by thousands of people." Little Lori's little head hurriedly shook.
"But my brother won't be miserable in the future?"
"Miserable fart! Is your dad miserable? It's not enough to eat and drink every day! The unscrupulous Taoist priest Kong Ci wiped his hands on his robe, and then said to the kid who was staring at him in front of him: "It's right that the world is gamified, but it also breaks many spatial barriers, and there are some things that only our Taoist priests can do. ”。
"Bullnose, you are true or fake! I read less, don't lie to me! ”
"Cut! You're pretty, aren't you? ”。
"Beautiful!"
"Do you want to marry such a beautiful, well-figured, and gentle woman as a wife in the future?"
Chen Hao secretly glanced at Sister Tang, and at the same time, his gaze involuntarily skimmed down, swallowed his saliva and said, "It's that men want to marry!" ”。
"Then don't you go and practice!" Tzukong took out a wooden baseball bat from under the table and slammed it on the ground.