Chapter Ninety-Five: Borrowing a Wife
The three of them were not flustered, their mouths were full of mouths, they put a wad of Zimbabwean cloth coins on the table, and said loudly: "I came suddenly, and I didn't prepare any generous gifts. ”
Dracula's eyelids jumped, and he almost cursed, is this a light courtesy? Even that box of M yuan, in this last days, they can't exchange a grain of grain, not to mention that they put this money before the catastrophe, it is estimated that it will be difficult to buy a piece of toffee.
But he couldn't get angry, and he was ready to cause trouble, so he hurriedly smiled and said: "A few people can come, that is, they can afford to look up to my King Dracula, it's too polite, come here, bring three distinguished guests to come up and drink with me." ”
Yun Ya Nuan is here to eat big households, if you don't let me eat it, I will eat hard, but if you are so enthusiastic, then of course it is best, take something and leave, after all, the wicked cannot be killed, and he can't be sure now, this Dracula is not a wicked person.
After three rounds of drinking, Dracula no longer shouted for good wine, because the amount of food in 9527 and Qi Han was too amazing, and the big family who ate it hurt to eat, so he hurriedly changed the topic and said:
"Come on, bring my new wife over and meet with everyone, and I'm going to exchange rings with her."
Without a priest, this matter had to be tossed by itself, and soon several women in palace clothes led a woman in a white wedding dress out.
This wedding dress seems to be deliberately cut, deliberately exposing the abdomen, Yun Yanuan understood at a glance that this was Dracula's deliberate show, because this girl has eight-pack abs, yes, a woman with eight-pack abs, but very slim, not thick at all.
The face is covered with a white light veil, and the whole person looks mysterious and wild, but it seems that the bride's two hands are tied behind the back, and when the person walks out, he is also put out by several women.
As for the mask, Yun Yanuan is relatively close, it turns out that the mouth is blocked with something, and it is too much to affect the view if it is not covered, although everyone knows that this is a robbery, but it can't be too straightforward, that doesn't mean that Dracula is not attractive enough.
As soon as this woman walked out, everyone's eyes lit up, only 9527's eyes kept lit, and he didn't blink, and his mouth muttered: "34D, 26, 38..."
Others didn't pay attention, Yun Yanuan and Qi Han were by his side, how could they not hear it.
Qi Han gave a thumbs up and said, "Brother God, you can measure the measurements at a glance, can you teach me this skill?" ”
Yun Yanuan also rolled her eyes, begging for this buddy, looking at other people's wives to measure the measurements, but suddenly remembered that this three measurements number 9527 had said that the scene of the first time the two met appeared in his mind.
Hurriedly turned around, looked at 9527 and asked, "Wouldn't it?" ”
"Yes!"
"You're sure, but I don't see the face!"
"Turning to ashes is recognizable!"
"Damn! What can I do? ”
"That, Lao Yun, I'm thin-skinned, I'm really embarrassed to speak, you talk to Dracula, can you borrow his daughter-in-law too?"
9527 is really human, staring at Yun Yanuan with a pair of cute eyes.
"Gah!"
Yun Yanuan almost didn't have cramps, can you borrow this thing? You should be pots and pans, and you can return them after borrowing and washing them. Besides, is your skin thicker?
Thinking about it, looking at Dracula, he first unfolded a bright and sunny smile, which made Dracula's back tingle, because this kind of smile usually blooms when he sees a beautiful woman.
"You... What are you doing? ”
Dracula stuttered a little.
"This, that, that's like this, our motherland has a saying called the beauty of adults, and there is also a saying that there is a fate to meet thousands of miles away, and everyone is looking for her thousands of times, and suddenly looking back at this product is in the light."
Yun Yanuan is also a little unable to wipe off his face, it's hard to mention.
"Mr. Yun, I, Dracula, thank you for your kindness, but I can only let you down this love, I hope we can have the opportunity to achieve a fate in the next life, you know, I have more than a hundred wives, I am heterosexual, OK?"
Dracula is very gentlemanly, and at the same time a little moved, it turns out that this guy has taken a fancy to himself.
Yun Yanuan heard this, yo, what is the situation, hurriedly reached over and patted Dracula's shoulder, the latter was touched by this rough hand, goosebumps fell to the ground.
"King Dracula, you misunderstood, I also like women, this is my brother's business, he is thin-skinned and doesn't mean to say, I'll talk to you on my behalf." As he spoke, he pointed to the strong 9527.
9527 smiled at Dracula at the same time.
Dracula looked at 9527's strong body, and then looked at his slender physique, trembling all over, and hurriedly said: "It's really not good, this is really not good!" ”
"I haven't said anything yet, why didn't you refuse, you listen to me first." Yun Yanuan hurriedly stopped.
"Okay, Mr. Yun, you finish talking first, I'll listen to you."
"Haha, actually, it's not a big deal, it's just that your bride and my buddy are old acquaintances, what was it before, a couple, he looked for this woman and traveled all over the mountains and rivers, endured all kinds of hardships, lost weight five times, I didn't expect it, I found it here." Yunya was warm, and finally made the meaning clear.
Dracula just breathed a sigh of relief, and begged: "It's good that you don't like me!" ”
However, then I suddenly reversed the grind, and it was a good thing that I didn't like myself, but why did I look at my wife?
"And what do you mean?" Dracula asked, out of the corner of his eye.
"Meaning, let's see if you can take your aunt away!" Yunya Nuan is also out of the way, and he has thick skin, so he has thick skin.
Dracula laughed angrily: "Quack, how dare you think of it! I don't care about women, but if you do this, where will I put my face? ”
His face changed, and a burst of golden light immediately flashed on the bodies of 9527 and Qi Han, and the bright armor was covered on his body, which already made it very clear, if he didn't give it, he would grab it.
The Scorpion King and Dracula were shocked when they saw the armor of the two of them, as well as the rolling murderous aura, they could see that these three people were definitely not easy to mess with, and if they really fought together, they would really capsize in the gutter.
"That's it, women, our brother really doesn't care, but the face is big, our wedding will go on as usual, and after it's over, you leave with the bride, how about it?"
The Scorpion King was afraid that Dracula would not be able to bear it, and if he really fought, he would be taken into the ditch, and it was hard to say whether he could climb out or not, so he hurriedly came up with an idea.
The younger brothers below were drinking and making noise, and they didn't pay attention to the above things, but all they knew was a few of them, as well as the bride and the two women who came out with the bride.
I'm afraid this is the best way, although the unlucky Dracula has murderous anger in his eyes, he still holds back this breath, and he wants to cut a few people with a thousand knives, but he will never be stupid enough to use his glory and wealth to fight a woman.
Yun Yanuan also thought that this idea was good, and glanced at 9527 with his eyes, meaning to see his decision.
9527 looked at Yun Yanuan, and then at the eight-pack abs that were struggling slightly, and the hazy eyes in the white sand were paired, a burst of male hormones exploded, and he slowly shook his head and said: "No, her wedding, the male protagonist can only be me...... Neither can a fake one! ”