Chapter 178: The Rise of Wang Er
"I said, you've been grinding here for a long time, why don't you speak?" Cabbage looked at Wang Er, who was holding the OC amplifier microphone tightly, and couldn't help it, this guy made the OC amplifier simulate a microphone for the so-called familiar feeling, but the microphone was there, but he was entangled for more than an hour but didn't even have a fart!
"I can't tell!" Wang Ersheng blushed and said, he usually feels a little worried when he speaks in front of the thirty or so people in the unit, not to mention that now he is speaking to the entire Langton Star, it turns out that those ** silk protagonists in novels and TV are definitely made up! Anyway, Wang Er is nervous to die now, how can he still have the pride and ambition not long ago, as long as he thinks that he is speaking to the entire Langton Star, his head will immediately be blank!
"I'm convinced! If you are asked to shrink behind your back and shout a few times, you will not be able to do it, I said, if you are asked to stand in front of the whole world, you must not be directly scared and faint? Yun Feng said speechlessly, Wang Er looked five big and three thick, but he didn't expect that his heart didn't seem to be as strong as his appearance, but it was indeed a little difficult to think about an ordinary person to do this, and Yun Feng was also a little relieved.
"Cabbage, show him some teaching materials, and then demonstrate it yourself!" Yun Feng already knew that the cabbage was already a little nervous, after all, it was difficult for a mythical level to nagging cabbage to endure this kind of scene, and now since Wang Er is not strong, then the cabbage will go up first and enjoy it, and demonstrate it by the way.
So then Wang Er watched the three-hour movie video seriously. This is a movie clip that Cabbage spent 1/10,000th of a second downloading and editing on the Langton Star Network, all of which are some supervillains and supervillains arrogantly swearing or comic speeches through various media, the reason why these clips are chosen is really because Wang Er's current situation is similar to these supervillains, and the villains are actually not easy to force themselves to find a sense of existence, and those superheroes will naturally focus on everyone's attention every time they appear.
"Yes, yes, hey! Creatures of Langdon, I'm glad I had the opportunity to give you the first conversation. Well, where do you start? Let me think. ”
The sound of moderate size sounded abruptly throughout the Langton Star, whether it was in a strategic protection base at a depth of several hundred meters, tens of thousands of meters in the air, or thousands of meters in the depths of the sea, whether it was humans or other creatures, all of them heard this voice at the same time.
"What's going on?" This is the thoughts of all normal humans in the entire Langton Star after hearing this voice, after all, although the humans of Langton Star have spent hundreds of years fantasizing about various ways to contact other civilizations, most human beings in the subconscious do not take this aspect seriously at all, and their first impression when they suddenly hear this voice is nothing more than that someone is playing a prank or a certain merchant is unscrupulously hype.
"Where to start? In terms of culture, the culture of your Langton Star itself is too mixed and messy, and we are not a race, so we have different racial consciousness, so it is a little difficult to talk about culture. If it doesn't go well, it's hard to bring up the next question, and if the next question can't be raised, we can't get into the main topic, and if we can't get into the main topic, then I can only keep talking, haha, so let's start with culture. "The cabbage talked for a long time, and in the end it was still nonsense, but the way he spoke was really his style.
"Get to the point!" Yun Feng covered his forehead It was really sad, he now wanted to polish the cabbage core again, this guy's core is definitely a problem, it's really a lesson!
glanced at the core of Yunfeng cabbage, which was gradually blackening, and involuntarily beat fiercely, I don't care about any culture, let's get to the point. In case Yun Feng impulsively polished his core dozens of times, he would not be scared to death.
"When it comes to culture, you don't think I'm going to talk about culture, do you? Alright, on behalf of the Juggernaut Alliance, I would like to formally inform you that you will be moving out of Langton within half a year! Do you understand? Well, I'll change the style to make it easier for you to understand. That is, your planet has been requisitioned by us, and if you know me, I will move out of Langton Star within half a year, don't think about being a nail household. Our experience in demolition is very rich! Although the cabbage talked a few more nonsense, the meaning was probably clear, and when the cabbage finished speaking, Yun Feng nodded to Wang Er and said: "Just use the second style of cabbage just now, recall that the material you just saw must be cold!" Be ruthless! Go crazy! Remember that you are the violent department of the demolition team! ”
"Whew. Be cold! Be ruthless! Go crazy! Wang Er took a deep breath, muttered the three mantras Yun Feng said in his mouth, and then grabbed the microphone vigorously and shouted: "The little cubs of Langton Planet are all for Lao Tzu to listen to!" If you don't want to die, let me move out of Langton Star within half a year, otherwise if you want to die, you can stay in Langton Star obediently! ”
"Cool!" After finishing speaking, Wang Er closed his eyes and looked obsessed.
The first time is actually very important, when a person breaks through the first time, he may completely give up all his scruples, for example, a thief may struggle for a long time when he first commits a crime, but after the first time, the thief will not have so many scruples when he wants to do it again.
And our Wang Er classmate is still a bit of a protagonist in essence, after Yun Feng's teachings and countless villains in the movie, Wang Er's classmate successfully broke through the first time and rushed towards a generation of roaring emperors!
A month later, Langton Star at this time was much more restless than a month ago, not only due to Wang Er's verbal harassment of Langton Star every morning, noon and evening, but also due to the fact that all the well-known cities on Langton Star were covered by a bright red Langton script, that is, splitting words.
Regarding the demolition of Langton Star that is constantly affecting Langton Star at this time, there are many theories about the entire Langton Star, the most recognized of which is, of course, the invasion of alien civilizations, but there are also many people who do not agree with the statement of alien civilizations, and human beings who are accustomed to using conspiracy to explain everything are easy to think crookedly about this kind of thing, so the second theory that is recognized by people is conspiracy theory.
The content of the conspiracy is to suspect that this incident was co-directed by several major forces, with the aim of deceiving most of the ordinary people out of Langton in order to relieve the pressure on the overwhelmed Langton Star.
Well, this statement is actually very reasonable, who let the Langton Star Council start to continuously promote Langton Star more than ten years ago has reached the limit, and it is no wonder that some people would think of this aspect.
On the one hand, their previous propaganda was not alarmist, on the other hand, they were actually building momentum for the upcoming interstellar personnel relocation plan, and now that they are good, they can't explain it clearly, and the explanation will be regarded as a cover-up. (To be continued.) )
PS: April update, the first day to the tenth or so to strive for two more per day, after the tenth to save manuscripts because there are a lot of things at the end of the month, so there may not be time to write.