Chapter 4: Strange Journey: Twenty, the Theory of Stealing Food

After we set up our tent, we dug a marching stove behind the tent and started boiling some hot water. The gas in the gas tank we brought ran out in the morning, but fortunately there were many dead branches in this area, and it was not a problem to make a fire. But on such a plateau, you can't cook without a pressure cooker, and you can't even cook noodles. You can only cook some instant noodles, or boil some hot water to make a bowl of quick-melt soup, and make a meal with compressed biscuits or other dry food.

After Lao Pao and I had dinner, Li Lili sat on the side and looked at us pitifully, and said, "Brother, can you bring me a little too?" It's been a day, and I haven't eaten a grain of rice in my stomach. ”

I said, "You'd better reflect on it." Think about why you're like this? Should you do this? If you don't reflect well, you will be full, and you will have bad water in your stomach. ”

Li Lili said, "I have already reflected on it, and I promise that from now on, I will focus on good people and good deeds, and will never be involved with bad things." Boss, you have a lot of adults, okay, give a bite! ”

I said, "We are all eating our own dry food, and we have given it to you, so what shall I eat tomorrow?" ”

Li Lili turned his head to the old cannon again and said, "Brother, you won't be so hard-hearted, right?" We are blessed to be good brothers who enjoy the same bubbles. Now that my brother is in trouble, you can't die without help! ”

Lao Pao was dissatisfied with Li Lili because of the events of the first day, and coupled with the unjust road he ran for another day today, he was even more dissatisfied with Li Lili than I was. The old cannon said, "Want to eat?" Yes! Take the money to buy. Compressed biscuits are 1,000 yuan a piece, and instant noodles are 2,000 yuan a bag. Cash transactions, one hand to pay and one hand to deliver. ”

Li Lili jumped up when he heard this, "You robbed?!" ”

The old cannon said, "At this price, do you like to buy it or not?" ”

Li Lili said, "Who will carry so much cash these days? There is no signal here, and WeChat red envelopes cannot be sent. Why don't I give you an IOU? As soon as I got out of the mountain, I immediately cashed in. ”

Lao Pao said, "The boy in this store is not deceived and does not owe credit." ”

Li Lili was about to cry and said, "Don't take such a bully, usually one brother in one mouth, why is it faster to turn your face than to turn a book at this time." ”

I quickly ran out of food and drink. Lao Pao still deliberately took small bites of dry food and sipped the soup carefully, making Li Lili's neck stretch longer and longer.

It was soon getting dark and we retreated into our tents early. I soon fell asleep. Before going to bed, Lao Pao said that he couldn't sleep, he looked at Li Lili first, and if he was sleepy for a while, he would wake me up for him. I slept peacefully, and when I woke up, it was the middle of the night. As soon as I opened my eyes, the lights hanging on the roof of the tent were dazzling, and the old cannon on the side was sleeping like a dead pig, and Li Lili had disappeared. I shook it for a long time before I woke the old cannon from my dream.

As soon as Lao Pao opened his eyes, he saw that it was me, and said dissatisfiedly, "People finally talked to Lao Ash for a while, and your guy woke me up." ……”

I was a little anxious, "Are you still dreaming about spring?" I ask you, what about Li Lili? ”

The old cannon muttered, "I was still asleep here just now, and I was snoring." Where can you go in such a moment? Eighty percent is convenient to go out! ”

I asked the old gun, "When was that just now?" Didn't you say wake me up when you wanted to sleep?

The old cannon said, "I wanted to call, but I didn't have time for a while, and I fell asleep in a daze." ”

I said, "Get up and get somebody." ”

Only then did the old cannon get up. I saw that Li Lili's backpack was still there in the tent, and when I opened the bag, there were a lot of things inside, even the lights were still there. This guy can't sleepwalk, right? At this time, the old cannon screamed that a packet of compressed biscuits and a packet of beef jerky in his bag were missing.

I said, "There's a bear in this area, and this guy is wandering around a foreign country in the middle of the night, so don't really make any trouble." ”

The old cannon said, "This guy was originally afraid of death, and at this time, he will not leave with a knife on his neck to drive him." You see that his stuff is there, he must be so hungry that he stole a pack of compressed biscuits and a pack of beef jerky from me and hid somewhere to eat them. ”

I said, "No, let's go and find it." In case this guy's tendon is short-circuited and does something unexpected, it's hard to say. ”

As I talked to the old gun, the two of them got out of the tent with a lamp. We hadn't walked a few steps before we saw Li Lili pacing Shi Shiran with his hands behind his back in a clearing by the stream. Li Lili saw that someone was shaking his eyes with a lamp, turned his head to the side, and said dissatisfiedly, "Why are children so rude now!" ”

I said, "What are you doing here without sleeping?" ”

Li Lili said proudly, "What else can you do?" When you're full, come out and eat. ”

The old cannon said angrily, "You guy is really not a thing, you actually stole my dry food and beef jerky while we were asleep." ”

Li Lili didn't care and said, "Where did you start here?" If you don't tell you, you steal. I told you before eating, and you agreed, why did you turn your face and deny it as soon as I finished eating? ”

The old cannon said, "Nonsense, when did you tell me?" When did I promise you? ”

Li Lili said, "Why are you like this? I was lying next to you, and I said brother, I'm starving, go to your bag and get something to eat. You say oh. I opened your bag and took a pack of compressed biscuits and a pack of beef jerky, and I said brother, I'm not welcome to these things. And you say, oh. And then I'll sit next to you and eat these. You didn't say a word. I wanted to go out for a walk after eating, and I said to you, "Brother, I'm full, go out for a walk." You still say, oh. I ask you, if you don't want to, why didn't you say it at the time? Why now? ”

Hearing Li Lili say this, I was happy. This guy can really find it, it's obviously the sound of the old cannon sleeping and snoring, so he forced him to move the flowers and trees, saying that it was a sound in response. I also thought that the old cannon didn't wake me up before going to bed, so he was so righteous as Li Lili. After all, this incident was also caused by the old cannon, so it would be better for him to pay a little price as a lesson. Anyway, it doesn't hurt.

Of course, the old cannon didn't do it, and said, "I'm obviously asleep, where will I say anything to you?" ”

Li Lili said, "Then I can't take care of it." You promised in your dream, and that is also a promise. Besides, I asked, you answered, how do I know if you are awake or in a dream you promised? Besides, I won't eat you for nothing. When you get out of the mountain, I'll double it back to you. ”

The old cannon was angry, and he was about to pounce on Li Lili. I stretched out my hand to stop them and said, "Forget it, I've eaten everything, and I won't get back if I beat him up." As long as he takes us to our destination tomorrow, I will pay you these things. ”

The old cannon just gave up.