She said: "This little brother, do you know, in our southern Fujian, all the girls are sharp tones, which is commonly known as dolphin sound, playing children in the ravine and shouting tunes, is one of our girls' specialties!" This SC is even more mountainous, and a few sharp tones are not like playing? Speaking of hair, little brother, you can come and touch me, see if there is any sturdiness of the underwater one? ”

I'm embarrassed, how can a big man casually grab someone's girl's hair? And the Yellow Witch's tone is obviously angry, as if what I just said conveyed some kind of concept of "despising women", the conscience of heaven and earth, I don't have it!

The yellow witch snorted, probably laughing at me for having a thief's heart and not a thief's guts, and suddenly touched the back of her hair with one hand, and pulled out a silver hairpin, when she landed, her long waterfall-like hair poured down, and it was black and shiny against the background of the bonfire, but her little face was snow-white and snow-white, so she looked at it, and she was still a beautiful embryo! It's just that the identity is too annoying. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

It wasn't until Witch Huang got up and walked to the luggage pile that everyone stared at her stunned big or small eyes and came back to their senses to see her next move.

I saw that she picked up three pieces of wood as thick as a detonator from the ground, stuck two on the ground, one in the middle, and built a simple wooden shelf, and then put aside a handful of hair as thick as her arm and put it on a horizontal shelf, and tied the other end of her hair to the luggage belt. The luggage was already overweight, and he took turns with Wang Meng all the way, and now it was wet, and it was difficult for a strong man to lift it, but Huang Witch actually lifted her hair, and with the help of the power of the wooden frame, she pulled up one of the bags of wet luggage little by little.

The Yellow Witch did this experiment, not to prove her strength, but to refute my second point - the assertion that women's hair is not strong - and about three seconds later, the improvised wooden frame could not bear the weight of the backpack and broke in the middle, but the Yellow Witch's hair was not broken at all, and everyone's eyes were straight.

This woman was as careful as dust, and deliberately wrote down what I said just now that what I did not cut off with a three-edged sword was a handful of arm-thick hair, so she only skimmed out a handful of arm-thick hair to humiliate me. In the end, he did not forget to put the finishing touch on the conclusion: "Don't underestimate the power of women." ”

The Yellow Witch refuted my two points of view in a row, I was ashamed of myself, I wanted to find a crack in the ground to get into, who knows, this woman still has a fatal blow, she tied her hair, while saying casually: "By the way, little brother, I have one more thing that I am curious about, you don't mind me asking, right?" ”

I said in my heart that you said it all, I mind if there is still a fart! Then he said politely: "What's the problem?" ”

The Yellow Witch was still busy combing her makeup, as if she didn't notice how damaging the words she was about to utter were to me: "You were in the water at that time, and since you noticed something strange ten minutes ago, why didn't you bring it up immediately?" After saying that, he looked at me with an innocent face.

My brain exploded with a buzz, and I swore in my heart that I would never offend this woman by saying anything in the future. When everyone listened to her words, they all stared at me with blazing eyes, some were waiting for my answer, and some were watching me laugh.

Damn, what should I do? I can't admit that I was killed by conspiracy to escape, not to mention that it's still a big oolong! Spread it out, how can I fuck it in the future?

I stubbornly said, "Actually...... I wasn't sure at the time, I thought it was water grass or something, I didn't think about it at all, and Ah Li was missing at that time, I was always worried about her, afraid that something would happen to her, so I was all focused on finding someone, no-"

Before I finished speaking, the sixth son couldn't hold back: "Who the are you!" That girl is in the water, there is movement under the water, you don't hurry down to see and pretend not to know, are you a thief, or do you think this little girl died fast enough? ”

Liuzi's IQ is finally online, and he let Lao Tzu catch up, I really don't know if it's a little positive, or a little back!

Every sentence is reasonable, everyone is watching, I can't refute it for a while, but I can't say a word, isn't that tantamount to acquiescence? In desperation, my mind went blank again, and I only said something innocuous and innocent: "You kid keep her mouth clean, she has a name!" ”

Liuzi has a temper, and he can't stand others blowing his beard and staring at him, and he has never been the only one who stares at others (except for his master, of course), as soon as this anger comes up, he forgets everything, and stretches out his hand and pushes me violently: "Little girl, little girl!" What the do you like to call me, can you care? ”

As soon as I came to hear it, I felt really uncomfortable, and secondly, I also intended to make a big deal so that I could tear the topic away, so I grabbed Liuzi by the collar with my temperament, stood up on the ground, and wanted to punch him in the face: "What the are you going to say again?" ”

Liuzidou's eyes were stunned, the flesh on his face trembled, and his fierce face was revealed: "Lao Tzu will say!" Little,, people! "Suddenly, I threw a punch, fast and hard, I didn't expect it at all, and immediately there was a sharp pain at the corner of my mouth, and a fishy sweet liquid squirted out of the upper gum, and I vomited and spit out a mouthful of blood, and there was still a tooth in the blood.

"!" I spat at again, angry for a while, gritted my teeth and threw myself at Liuzi, my arm was immediately grabbed in the back, and the screaming Liuzi on the opposite side was also stopped by Achen and hugged him, and his legs were still unconvinced, damn it, as if he was beaten just now.

The third master finally couldn't stand it anymore, and stopped the farce in a loud voice: "It's all right!" Look at the stinky virtues of one or two of you! Isn't there a shame? All sit down! ”

The sixth son scolded and sat in Achen's position just now, deliberately not sitting next to me, and I also had this intention, so I sat down between Achen and Wang Meng.

I guess that on the one hand, he has the "concept of an old man", that is, the ugliness of the family cannot be publicized, and there is no need to let outsiders know about it, which has been made very clear in the words that the third master taught me and the sixth son just now; On the other hand, it is not bad to be forced by the situation, after all, in his heart, no matter how bad my master nephew is, he is closer to him than Huang Witch's people, especially after Huang Witch has made several high comments, the third master is even more impressed by her, and this woman's mind is probably not below him.

I was relieved that I had escaped the catastrophe.

After tossing for half a day, the sky has completely darkened, and at the end of the sky in the distance, there is still a slight yellow halo, and on the other side, the moon has quietly risen. I was in the cave before, and I didn't know whether it was north or south, and I always felt dizzy.

Everyone roasted the fire, while taking out the food to fill the hunger, can be heated to heat it, so the food is more fragrant than usual, and for the time being, forget the unpleasantness that just happened, the more you eat the better the atmosphere, some people began to talk about meat jokes, one person is not addicted to talking, you have to pull everyone together, vigorously propose to play guessing boxing, and the loser will talk about one.

What everyone didn't expect was that the first one to lose was the third uncle, everyone was stupid for a while, silent, no one dared to imagine the picture of the third uncle telling meat jokes, but they couldn't help but make up for their own brains, not to mention how wonderful the expressions on their faces were.

After a long time, Ah Chen cleared his throat and was about to speak for his master, but at this moment, the third master opened his mouth seriously, damn it, he really talked about one, old and meaty!

Everyone wanted to laugh for a while but didn't dare to laugh, so that the internal injuries were about to come out, and finally Wang Meng didn't hold back, laughed, and everyone laughed forward and backwards, only the third master and uncle held back an old face, and his waist was straight, maintaining the dignity of his family.

Just when everyone was laughing and tears came out, the yellow witch suddenly shouted, "Oh my God...... Did you hear anything? ”