Chapter 32: As long as there is something on earth

The mutagens were fed, and in two weeks the little Ragdolls were freshly baked, but before that there was one more link to be achieved - the pedigree certificate. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info

This is not a difficult task, and it is necessary to fully believe that 'quantitative change causes qualitative change' is an eternal axiom that cannot be broken and universally accepted.

The empire lacks everything, that is, there is no shortage of people, when such things as people accumulate to the tens figures...... Think about it, the people of the empire can circle the earth fifty times hand in hand, a full fifty circles, just ask if you are afraid!

A great man said that there is great power in numbers, and this sentence interprets the correctness of the axiom that "quantitative change causes qualitative change" from another angle.

The more people there are, the more ideas there are, which is probably the same as 'the forest is big and there are all kinds of birds', and one thing can be deduced from this, in a commercially developed society, especially in a country with a large population, if you have any ideas, there will always be someone to help you do it - as long as you pay for it.

The empire now has such a platform, on which countless working people have gathered, and they put all the business opportunities they can think of on it, looking for the possibility of success, and the beautiful name is 'entrepreneurship'.

Here, only you can't think of it, there is nothing that can't be done here, and Meng Yang's bloodline certificate will fall on this platform.

After careful search and comparison, Meng Yang chose a Taobao store that made fake certificates, and the customer service lady personally received customers, and the attitude was simply ......

"Dear, is there anything I can do to help you?"

"I want to be a false witness."

"What do you want to testify? As long as you need, we can also provide real and traceable academic certificates, ID cards, various grade certificates, professional qualification certificates, special licenses, gun licenses, household registration certificates and other documents. Our slogan is - as long as there is evidence on the earth, we can do it! ”

"You guys are so tired, I'm moved by this cowhide."

"In order to respond to the spirit of the document of the Ministry of Radio, Film and Television, our store puts an end to false propaganda, and all products are absolutely guaranteed to be of quality."

"Can I get a household registration in Kyoto?" This cowhide was blown so much that Meng Yang didn't want to be in the show.

"One price, 90w!"

"Damn, it's so expensive!"

"Is it easy to get 100,000 hukou in Kyoto a year? This 90w is not what we want, you can think about it, can this be done with less money? ”

"Can you get an ID card that can be checked online?"

"You want a second ID?"

"Sort of, can you do it?"

"You can do it, why can't you do it, which region do you want?"

"Any district?"

"Almost, you can choose the location, and you can guarantee to provide a full set of files, from birth certificates, enrollment files, to real estate certificates, tax certificates, and social security certificates, a set can be done for you, as long as you don't go to the local area to ask neighbors and classmates one by one, this is true."

"I'm rubbing, you're so tired...... Can you apply for a foreign certificate? ”

"No problem, as long as there is a certificate on the earth, we can do it."

"Then you can give me a certificate of descent in English."

"Proof of pedigree? What exactly is it? ”

"It's a pet pedigree certificate issued by the CFA, which should be in pure English and the database can be checked for a lot of money?"

"If the database is available, the price is not known now, so I have to ask the quotation of the supplier in the United States first."

"I'll wipe it, can you really do it?" Meng Yang was shocked at that time.

"Of course, please don't doubt our competence and professionalism."

"It's just a proof, no data can be checked, how much money?"

"Three hundred dollars for a pedigree certificate."

"Okay, bring me five."

"OK, can you provide a template?"

"Template ......" Meng Yang passed on the picture of the pedigree certificate he had searched on the Internet. ...... Just use this. ”

"Sir, please wait a moment!"

After receiving the picture, the customer service lady dropped the sentence and disappeared.

A kind of fantasy feeling has always lingered in Meng Yang's mind, this thing is amazing, the orderly society that has always been in the impression is just a prosperous and prosperous world floating on the surface, and under the ground is a rat hole full of holes and intricacies, this rat maze can be called a bottomless pit, maybe it will lead directly to the center of the earth.

Outsiders can't find the way, they can only see the vanity of the prosperous world, once accidentally drill into a certain hole, deep into the ground, a magnificent underground world will be displayed in front of this person......

"Are you still there, sir?" At this time, the customer service lady came out again.

"Yes."

"Our technology says that your version is not right."

Wrong......

Isn't right......

Also we technical say......

Meng Yang was speechless, this Nima is really three hundred and sixty lines, and the line is the champion; Everywhere is a model worker who does a line of love, studies the business hard, strives for perfection, and sincerely serves the people......

"We technically say it should be this version." As she spoke, the customer service lady sent a new picture, "The one in your hand is the previous version, and the CFA has been replaced with a new version two years ago, and their co-chairs have been replaced, and the signature of the new version has also been changed, so you are not right." ”

The customer service lady was so professional that Meng Yang was speechless......

How does this feel so inconsistent?

It's obviously a false witness, so professional, so serious and responsible, should you be so excessive......

"Are you still there, sir?" The customer service lady broke Meng Yang Hongchen's epiphany state.

"Yes, yes."

"Would it be good to take our latest version?"

"Okay, okay." Everyone has served to this extent, what else can be bad, Meng Yang can't think of anything to find fault with.

"Ok, five pedigree certificates, a total of 1,500 yuan, the following is the link, please enter the link, take a picture of the baby and pay."

The customer service lady sent a link to Taobao products, which was a page of optical fiber connectors, and it didn't seem to have anything to do with fake certificates.

"The unit price is 15 yuan, I want to shoot 100 pieces, right?"

"Yes, after you place an order and pay for it, we will start to make it, and it will be shipped in about three days."

"What about this order for fiber optic connectors?"

"You don't have to worry about it, just pay."

“ok!” The professionalism shown by the customer service lady brought a great trust bonus, and Meng Yang began to operate according to the other party's instructions without any hesitation.