Chapter 2 Re-entering the Rivers and Lakes
If this was when the old man was young, he would have helped him without hesitation. After all, the title of "Thousands of Miles of Great Plains, Qiu Family Horse Immortal" is not blown.
But now that the golden basin has washed his hands, he will wash it all at once, and he can't gnaw on the pig's trotters after washing, and wash his hands again when he is done, that's not the old man's character. So even if my mother was persuading him, he still insisted that Qingshan would not relax and insisted on refusing to interfere in this matter.
My mother is also a thunderous character, and when she saw the old man so tough, she was also stubborn. Tell the old man, aren't you not out of the horse? Okay, let our son go. What a big deal, isn't it just that the soul of injustice is not dispersed, and the son can handle such a trivial matter.
As soon as the old man heard this, he immediately sank his face, frowned, and threw down a sentence fiercely: "Nonsense."
Mom rolled up her arms and sleeves and glared at her: "You try it again?" ”
The old man immediately died down: "Okay, okay, can I go back to the rivers and lakes?" I'm scared of you two, okay? ”
Mom pulled the kitchen knife in her hand and nodded with satisfaction: "It's about the same, I'll cook a few good dishes for you, and I'll eat here at noon." ”
Tie Zhu and Granny Liu were naturally embarrassed, but after my mother pulled another knife flower, they were no longer polite.
He is nineteen years old, and I am two years older than him, and I have great sympathy for his suffering. And thought about it for a while, if the old man of my family is gone so early...... Before I could finish my enjoyment, the old man glared at me fiercely, so frightened that I hurriedly collected my disrespectful thoughts and obediently bowed my head to eat.
When she was full of wine and food, Granny Liu made another excessive little request, she wanted to ask the old man for a spiritual talisman to bless her little grandson with a healthy growth.
You must know that the old man is no longer a younger brother, and the spirit runes in his hand are now used one less than one, and all of them are out of print, so this small request of Granny Liu is a bit excessive.
But the old man was quite generous this time, and he didn't talk nonsense, he directly took out one from under the shrine, folded it into a triangle, and asked my mother to sew it with the red cloth that broke through the level, and he personally cut three spiritual aperture and handed it to Granny Liu.
Granny Liu took the spirit talisman with great gratitude, carefully put it close to her body, turned her head and took out a wad of money, and took out the red and glamorous one inside and was about to press it under the old man's shrine.
However, he was stopped by the old man: "Auntie, I don't light incense anymore, so I don't need to use this money." ”
"How can this be done, the old fairy's spirit rune can't be written in vain, whether you light the incense or not, the hall still has to be pressed." Granny Liu said: "I know all the rules, cause and effect can't be knotted." ”
This old lady understands things! Since I was a child, the old man told me that even if it is my own family, if I want to ask the old fairy to drive the law, I have to press the incense money in front of the hall, this is not because the old fairy sees the money, but in this way, but this cause and effect arises out of thin air.
To put it bluntly, Lao Xian'er doesn't owe anyone, and if you help you, you owe Lao Xian'er a favor. used the way of pressing incense and fire money to exchange gifts and return this favor. In the future, they will not be entangled with each other in the six realms of reincarnation, and they will be well, which is the best result.
Therefore, this pressure money is not about etiquette, but about affection, and it means that etiquette is light and affectionate.
It's just that the old man's "inventory" is not in this ranks, this is his karmic entanglement with the immortal family, even if it is given to Granny Liu, it doesn't matter.
Seeing that Granny Liu insisted on giving, the old man was afraid that if she didn't accept it, she had other ideas in her heart, so she had to take a piece of money by herself and stuff it under the shrine.
After this little episode, the old man decided to go to his house with Tiezhu. When Granny Liu saw that the matchmaking was completed, she also retired, said goodbye, and went home happily.
I saw that a table was in a mess and still needed to be cleaned up, so I hurriedly applied to the old man and wanted to accompany him. The old man refused: "Who will help your mother clean up the table when you leave?" ”
"It's okay, I'll clean it up myself!" My mother waved her hand at me: "Look at the excitement!" ”
Look at what it means to be a mother!
"Oh, yes!" My mother seemed to suddenly remember something, turned around and grabbed me, and when she saw the old man walking away, she lowered her voice and told me: "Wu Laosan's daughter-in-law is a little vixen, so you understand, right?" ”
"Does that need to be said? You still don't know your son? I was surprised and said, "Even if she is young and beautiful and not a few years older than me, I can't fall in love with a little widow, so don't worry." ”
My mother gave me a big look: "I don't care what kind of person you want to find, I'm just letting you look at your dad a little bit." ”
Hey, it's redundant. When the old man was young, he didn't touch the red line, and now he can still be in the evening? What's more, in front of my mother, no matter how beautiful a girl is, she will be overshadowed, which has nothing to do with her appearance, this belongs to personal charm.
After such a delay, the old man and Wu Tiezhu completely left me behind. Wu Tiezhu rode his grumpy little sheep and pulled the old man on a ride, and I could only watch them drift away, and then wave to stop a taxi.
When I told the driver my destination, I accidentally touched his chatterbox. They are extremely well-informed in this line, and all versions of the rumors basically come from here.
As soon as he heard that I was going to the butcher Wu Laosan's family, he began to talk to me about the "inside story" of the old Wu family.
Do you know how Wu Laosan died? Don't know, right? Hehe, do you know how Wu Dalang died?
Belch......
Do you know how crazy pork Shih Tzu is? Don't know again, do you? This is Wu Laosan, who turned into a red-clothed ghost to take revenge, and wanted to take away his little daughter-in-law.
Big brother, you learned all this knowledge from the Water Margin and Liaozhai, right? It's a bit miscellaneous!
Haha, the little brother is talking very interestingly. It's not me who orchestrates it, but someone who sees it with their own eyes. There is more than one good look at pork Xi Shi, she is so young and beautiful that she can keep to herself and kill pigs with Wu Laosan's oily man? Some people have long predicted that this little daughter-in-law will have a moth, and it is a matter of time. And you don't want to think about it, what is Wu Laosan doing, if Wu Laosan knows about this, the white knife will go in and the red knife will come out...... Isn't it? Let's look at the excitement and think about it, it's cold behind us, not to mention the people who do it!
The eldest brother means that the little daughter-in-law lifted the door curtain and said to Wu Laosan who was lying on the bed, third brother, it's time to take medicine? According to this reasoning, should Wu Laosan's son hold a Pu knife and tell her, Mom, Tiezhu has something to say.
Hahaha, little brother is really interesting. But who of us knows what's going on. But there is one point, Li Er, who identified the death results for Wu Laosan, is his daughter-in-law's skirt guest.
You can't talk nonsense, big brother.
How can this be nonsense, this Li Er himself admitted it.