Chapter 163: The Fool's Training
"Listen to me, you have to listen to me in my territory, once anyone dares to resist, don't blame me for being ruthless!" The fool stood on a stone slab and shouted fiercely at the pile of small beans in front of him with a sneer.
And the little bean in front of the fool seems to be the god clan who was caught, but it has shrunk countless times compared to his original figure, even the largest elder is about ten centimeters.
At this time, the Great Elder and the others all sat there cross-legged with their eyes closed in the face of the fool's declaration of sovereignty, and started the cold and violent mode of not cooperating and not resisting!
"Holy! What are your little things' expressions unconvinced? The fool looked at the Great Elder, who looked like a stone statue, and his eyes widened.
But it's a pity that although its voice is very imposing, the actual effect is zero, no matter how hideous and angry he is as a fool, these gods have no reaction at all.
"What a mess!" The fool thought to himself, it is quite neat and experienced in the rough work of killing people, and it has nowhere to claw in the delicate work of rectifying people, and Yun Feng originally let it look at this group of gods instead of destroying this group of gods, so it is a little blind to the group of gods who incarnate as small stone people.
"Humph! You're pushing me! "The fool didn't know where to find a very delicate phone.
You are not mistaken, the fool does have a mobile phone on his paw, and the reason why the mobile phone appears in his hand has to start when Yun Feng rescued the fool.
In fact, the fool should be grateful to the group of little bean Ding Divine Clan in front of him, if it weren't for the Great Elder with a group of junior brothers and two people smashing the barrier generated by Yun Feng, it is estimated that the fool will be beaten half to death or even beaten to death for a long time before Yun Feng will appear, of course, with Yun Feng's means, even if the bones of the fool are gone, Yun Feng can save it from the reversal time, but being beaten to death is not a good memory after all.
Don't mention these, after Yun Feng woke up, he first saved the fool, and the method used was very simple and directly reset the time, Yun Feng was not bored enough to fight with the things he created. Directly set the time back to when he first arrived on Earth, and then reset the Earth, erasing the unpleasant and adding the pleasing to the eye.
Although the process sounds a bit complicated, but in fact, the operation is actually very simple, Yun Feng took less than a second from waking up to setting up the earth, and then he used a little more than a second to catch the Great Elder of the Protoss and throw it back to the fool, and after waking up for two seconds, Yun Feng fell asleep again.
The fool can still clearly remember what Yun Feng said when he threw a large group of Great Elders of the Protoss to it: "Give me a good training of these guys!" ”
Regarding the word training, the fool is a little confused, and the main direction of the entanglement is how to operate the training, but this time Yun Feng has no forbidden space.
So the fool made a wooden box and locked up the Great Elders. Then I ran outside to find out what femdom meant.
Three days later, the fool came back satisfied, human language is so cumbersome, and the meaning of a training for different objects in different environments is completely different, such as the training that his father said to his son, the training that robbers said to hostages, and the training that a husband said to his daughter-in-law are very different.
Although human language is very complex, it is difficult for us to think that we are clever and peerless, and after careful study and argumentation, the stupid students finally understand what is the applicable training between it and the Great Elder.
The training between the slave owner and the slave is the type of training determined by the fool after careful study, and the reason why the fool thinks this is because there are various restrictions on other training, but there is no relationship between the slave owner and the slave. The slave law stipulates that all slaves belong to the slave owner, and the slave owner can be trained as he wants! (People all over the world were stunned: I rub!) Is there still such a law in the world? )
Of course, these are just the reasons why the fool is going to explain to Yun Feng in the future, in case it breaks down, there must be someone who says no!
The most important gain of the fool going down the mountain is actually the mobile phone in his hand. To be precise, it has learned to surf the Internet, and the countless explosive information on the Internet has made the fool insightful, and a little fool has to admit that the human being's ability to make bad is definitely the first of all the intelligent races it has ever seen!
Inside a large forum in China. The fool who has been a little familiar with the screen name Universe Invincible Heavenly Wolf Shenjun quietly posted a post: "How can I train the person you hate very much?" ”
Ten minutes later, the fool's anticipatory heart grew a little cold, as it found that its post seemed to be about to sink. The replies were either advertisements or water experiences, and none of them made any constructive comments.
"My name is xxx Chinese New Year's Eve and I am eight years old today, and although I am not rich, I am also a little rich. I've been a bit cowardly since I was a child, so I've been bullied, so I've been practicing martial arts, but today I accidentally caught a life-and-death enemy who bullied me from the age of one to the age of eighteen. At present, what I am struggling with is what method to use to train this person I hate the most, do you have any good ideas, if the method is good, I am willing to give half of my net worth to him! ”
"Humph! I don't believe that no one took the bait! The fool looked at the screen and smirked.
First floor: Damn, I was the first!
Second floor: Brother, your story is too fake, can you make it up more reliable and come out again?
Third Floor: That's it, your trick has already been used by others, and it's so boring to use you!
4th Floor: It's really boring!
Fool: "My motherfucker! Someone stole my idea a long time ago! ”
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Fortyth floor: The landlord is indeed very boring, but I am also very bored, may I ask if the landlord has practiced the legendary finger snapping supernatural power?
Finger power? The fool hurriedly searched the Internet and replied: I have practiced, and there is no flaw within a hundred steps!
"Then play his little Ding Ding 10,000 times!"
Little Tintin? This word fool knows that there is no need to search, but he doesn't know if these gods exist, after all, as a fool who has swam in the ocean of the Internet, he still understands that the physiological structure of different species is different.
As the saying goes, seeing is believing, in order to verify his guess, the fool stretched out his evil claws to a god, and then peeled it off layer by layer, and the result was a surprise to find that there was really one!
Boom!
The fool flicked a little harder, and then the fool saw that the eyes of the protoss who were being shot suddenly opened round, and there was a faint hint of incredulity in his eyes in addition to shame and shock.
Boom!
The fool flicked it again, only to see that the god brother trembled violently, if the fool was not mistaken, the corners of the brother's eyes seemed to be a little red, and there was a faint feeling of wetness.
An hour later.
"A few of you come over and step on my back, well, that's it, make a little effort! That's how comfortable, don't be lazy, or I'm going to really play it! The fool lay on the ground comfortably and groaned, and all of them, including the Great Elder Protoss, jumped up and down around the fool, either stepping on the fool's back or giving the fool a foot massage.
"This is the life of a wolf!" The fool thought lazily in his heart, sure enough, human beings are the masters of making evil, so easily found the lifeline of these diehards, thinking that its claws bounced in the void, not to mention, it was quite addictive to play, and there was a feeling that it couldn't stop.
The fool didn't know that because of his evil deeds, the Protoss had a terrible punishment since then, and this group of perverted Protoss who were bullied by the fool should be the Great Elder, and he made a rule that all the Protoss who committed a major sin would accept the punishment he named as a bullet.
Outside of the Attached No. 1 Universe, the Divine Ancestor is looking at the Attached No. 1 Universe with some confusion, the Divine Ancestor can't enter the ordinary universe, this truth as a Divine Ancestor from the wild road didn't know at first, and the reason why he knows now is because after he became the master, he was very ignorant and wanted to conquer another ordinary universe with his master-level force, and then he was very honored to be ruthlessly educated by the cosmic will of that universe.
In the level division of the Hui clan, the level of most ordinary universes is level twelve, and the default is the same as that of the civilization that has just reached twelve, but this does not mean that the level of attack that ordinary universes can launch can only reach level twelve, according to Hui research, most of the cosmic will of ordinary universes can launch attacks between twelve and two to twelve .seven under the condition of consuming a certain cosmic origin.
The Divine Ancestor, he is just a newcomer who has just become the master, and the level is infinitely close to twelve, and as an individual, he can't have the ability to add states like the will of the universe, so it is reasonable to be taught a lesson.
It was precisely because of this incident that the Divine Ancestor gave up the idea of traveling to the universe and ocean to ascend, and stayed in his own clan, which was really terrible outside, and was still safe in his own home.
However, the Divine Ancestor who stayed at home actually did not play a very big role, because the Divine Ancestor was essentially only an eleventh-level civilization, and it did not have the ability to expand the universe on a large scale at all, so the Divine Ancestor, as the ultimate weapon, had become an ornament.
As a master, the normal battlefield should be outside the universe, but so far the Divine Ancestor has not encountered an enemy who has fought with him outside the universe. Just like Li Yuanmeng's space-time administration, people are shrinking in the universe, although the Divine Ancestor can continue to create clones to come, but he can completely solve Li Yuanmeng and them, this feeling of obviously having the power to solve everything but not being able to fully exert it is really very aggrieved!
And the current situation faced by the Divine Ancestor is even more embarrassing than facing Li Yuanmeng, and it still has a great effect on Li Yuanmeng and his clone, but in the face of the barrier set up by Yun Feng, his clone is helpless! In other words, he can only stand outside the universe and be in a hurry, and if he comes, he doesn't come! (To be continued.) )