Chapter 187: Just Be a Cat!
"Nonsense! Utter nonsense! Yao Jinxi slapped the table. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info "You have to take out the confession, I don't care what it is, it's Sun Wukong, you have to pry its mouth open, otherwise you all go to the breeding farm to feed those golden monkeys!" ”
The second boss got angry, and a bunch of old criminal policemen and pre-interrogators looked at each other, isn't this chasing ducks to the shelves......
"Psychic group! What is the best plan for the psychological group? Yao Jinxi finished his hair and began to look for a way.
"Yao Ju, we are trying to build a mental model, but ...... Hard! Although there is a discipline of animal psychology, it is a cat that is not even self-aware, and we are now dealing with a cat that can speak, read, sing, and has an intelligence equivalent to that of a 6/7-year-old child. ”
"6/7 years old, isn't that just the first or second grade of elementary school? Then it will be handled as a second-grade elementary school student. ”
"Yao Ju, that's what I said, but it's not like this, it's not a primary school student, it's a cat, a cat that can go to the room with a jump...... Can elementary school students ......?"
"As long as it's an intelligent creature, there will always be a psychology, I don't care if it's a cat or not, anyway, I don't ask you who you ask about this issue, you are responsible for finding a way out."
“...... There are no cases or samples at all, so let's do a psychological analysis......"
"Analysis, you can psychoanalyze, such as expression analysis......"
"Director, what expression can you see just the hair on its face?"
“...... What about physical behavior analysis? ”
“...... Director, what kind of psychological state should you mean when a cat licks its paws? Is it hungry, gluttonous, bored, happy, angry? ”
"You ask me, how do I know?"
"We know it......"
"Aren't you psychologists?"
"We are human psychologists, not cat psychologists......"
"No! No matter how difficult it is, you have to do it, isn't it just accumulating experience now? ”
“...... In that case, we can't guarantee accuracy......"
"There is a way to correct it first."
What can be done, no one has experience in dealing with cats, and no one has experience in psychoanalysis of cats, but things have to be done, so let's do it......
"Instrument it, all kinds of interrogation instruments, electrocardiogram, electroencephalogram, polygraph, electrodermagram, MRI, blood pressure, endocrine...... Whatever you want to do with it, you have to get it done! ”
"Yao Ju......" A scientist weakly reminded him, "It's okay to get on the instrument, the problem is ...... We don't know where the normal value is......"
"What do you mean?" Yao Ju was stunned by the scientist's words.
"For example, EEG, we don't have the data, we don't know what the normal EEG of this talking cat should look like, we can't know what is abnormal."
"In the same way, we don't know the one-to-one correspondence of the MRI image of the cat's brain, it just opens its eyes and says nonsense, and we don't know ......"
"What's so difficult about this, then accumulate!" Yao Jinxi replied very naturally.
"......" The scientist was speechless, afraid of this situation where a layman commands an insider," Yao Ju ...... The reason why these instruments are useful to people is that we have accumulated data from countless people for nearly a century, which has built data models in the corresponding fields of EEG, ECG, and NMR. If you want to build this cat's ...... If we measure it for more than ten years, it may have a little effect......"
"Then tell me, what's going to do?" This doesn't work, that doesn't work, Yao Jin was overjoyed, "Are we just going to let it talk nonsense?" ”
Seeing that it was not a matter to go on like this, Li Menghua hurriedly stood up and played a round.
"Lao Yao, no one has experience in this matter, everything is difficult at the beginning, and when we come into contact with more special creatures, we will have experience."
"What then?" Yao Jinxi spread his hands.
What can I do?
Chilled salad!
For the time being, there is no good way, so I can only interrogate step by step, and I should deal with a particularly difficult criminal and try it little by little.
The interrogator began to fight a protracted war with Xiao Hei, spending 24 hours a day in shifts with Xiao Hei, as long as Xiao Hei woke up, someone would try to communicate with him, let Xiao Hei get used to this state first.
Then get in touch with it little by little, starting with a simple sentence or two, establish the habit of communication, let Xiao Hei adapt to the interrogator's communication, and then seek to gradually expand the content of communication.
In this way, little by little, it gets into the normal rhythm of interrogation.
So the style of the interrogation became like this......
"Little Black! What do you like to eat? ”
"Meow~~ Of course it's a fish."
"Then I'm here with a little dried fish, do you want to eat it?"
"Yes! Want! ”
"Then let's say okay, eat a dried fish and answer a question, okay?"
"......" the little black glasses stuck to the dried fish, turning as the dried fish swayed, "...... Xiao Hei shouldn't answer the questions of the bad guys, they are all bad guys, they want to do bad things, they have a conspiracy...... But Xiao Hei really wants to eat dried fish......"
"So, if you don't want to answer one question, then let's change to another question, no matter which question, as long as you answer it, it counts, okay?"
Hearing this, Xiao Hei thought seriously for a long time, and found that this method was good and would not fall into the trap of bad people, "Okay! Hook! Don't cheat! ”
"Okay! Then my first question, why did you choose Linlin? ”
"I can't say that!"
"Good! Then let's change the question, then why are you with Linlin? ”
The interrogator smiled, his face bloomed with a smile, and he knew that he had made a meritorious service.
At the same time, there was an exclamation in the observation room.
"Sure enough! There are still people behind Xiao Hei, I can't say it! Can't say! And not not to know! ”
"Write it down! Look for an opportunity to dig deeper in the future! ”
"Linlin is beautiful! Linlin is kind, Linlin is poor, so she is with Linlin! ”
"Selection criteria! Here are the selection criteria! Make a note of it! Write it down! ”
When there was jubilation in the observation room, Meng Yangte watched the live broadcast speechlessly.
“...... This little silly cat! ”
"Meng Yang, what should I do then? As far as Xiao Hei is stupid, sooner or later, someone will tell him all the words, maybe he will sell us all out, and he is still complacent, thinking that it has protected us! ”
"Hey~~~ let it be an Atlantis cat completely." There's really no way to meet this kind of fool who lacks a string in his head.
"Good!" Xiao Budian agreed, and a signal was transmitted through quantum communication.
At the same time, Xiao Hei in the interrogation room stretched and yawned, and the whole cat spread out into a carpet and fell asleep with a small snort.
While it was asleep, Xiao Hei's brain was undergoing a violent upheaval, all memories of Meng Yang and Xiao Budian disappeared, and new memories began to be generated:
Xiao Hei and his master live happily on the planet Atlantis, and accidentally got lost in the process of traveling to Earth, and happened to meet Linlin......
Another memory, as if it had been experienced in real life, was generated, and at the same time, the quantum communication organ slowly disappeared and melted into Black's body......