Chapter Ninety-Seven: The New King of Laitou (Part II)
Its head was 1.5 times the size of the rest of the horses, and it had a long and wide mouth that spewed out a bubble of fishy mucus from it, oh my god! That breath almost didn't make people faint! The slime squirted almost all over my face and head, and I felt my skin burn and hurt, damn it, bioweapons!
Seeing this scene, Ah Li almost exclaimed: "Brother Qianyi-" The following words, probably someone covered his mouth and blocked back, and the man also signaled the others to be quiet and wait and see, as if he didn't care about my life or death at all, only worried about whether he would be affected. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
Damn, it must be the old fox of the third master.
"!" I cursed, but I didn't have time to worry about it. It occurred to me that since this old thing didn't eat me immediately, it seemed that he still had to prepare an altar or something, and do a revenge ritual, which meant that things were not so bad, and maybe there was room for maneuver.
I touched the scepter with my hand, so that I could feel a little safer, and when I touched it, I remembered that the scepter was still on "Wang Meng", and my heart suddenly chuckled, but it was not completely discouraged. I'm barefoot now and I'm not afraid to wear shoes, and I have the right to think that I am dead, and I can pick up a life, even if I earn it, I can't take it for granted.
At this time, I suddenly realized that there was something under the palm of my hand, and when I pinched it, it seemed to be sand, so I quietly grabbed two handfuls in case of emergency.
The old man's head sprayed me all over my body like some kind of ritual, and I endured the stench so much that I almost vomited it several times. My two handfuls of sand can only temporarily blind the eyes of the old man and buy time to escape, but how to solve this group of little lepers who are surrounded by water?
At this time, I suddenly heard my junior brother's voice say, "Senior brother, you just concentrate on dealing with the old laitou, and we will find a way for the rest." ”
I immediately looked up at the tree, but I didn't see anything, but the voice just now didn't seem like an illusion, just like my brother was lying in my ear. In the past, when I was in danger, I would often hear the words of my junior brother in my ears, and I call it telepathy between us, so it is not surprising.
Come on! If the fuck continues to smoke, Lao Tzu will be wasted!
I held my breath, and when the hot and wet tongue of the old lai head licked all the way from my heel to my chest, I aimed at its eyes and raised my hands suddenly, but at this moment, the old lai tou suddenly leaned down, the timing was not bad for a second, just to avoid my "hidden weapon", I was crazy in my heart, damn it, it was really a sperm!
In the next second, I saw that all the Shui Lai Tou around me were imitating the appearance of Lao Lai Tou, sticking their bodies to the ground like a centipede, their heads all facing my direction, and countless hands were smoothly closed on the sides of their bodies at this time, only the tip of the tail was curled upward, twisting twice from time to time, and from their throats, there was a low, continuous "Uh-huh" sound, which reminded me of the docile little Jingba of the little fat family.
Holy, the Last Rites? Am I going to die?
At this time, Liuzi suddenly shouted: "Damn, Qianyi!" You sent it! They're worshipping you! ”
Sure that there was no danger, the six sons led the group to jump down from the tree. At this time, with us as the center, on the land within a radius of 100 meters, there were hundreds of water heads crawling obediently, and they kept twisting the tips of their blue and spotted tails, and goosebumps rose straight up on people's bodies.
Ah Li helped me up from the ground, but I was still confused: "What worship me?" Aren't they going to eat me? ”
The sixth son was disgusted and walked away from me, pinching his nose and shouting, "Where do I know! They were meant to eat you, but the old man seemed to think you stinked too much! Look, you've smoked them all! ”
Ah Li gave him an impatient look: "Don't interrupt, what are they called now?" ”
The sixth son didn't dare to disobey Ah Li's words, but he couldn't show it too obviously, affecting his manhood, so he still shouted: "I didn't say it just now, they are worshipping!" 'Uh-huh-mm-mm' is the special language they worship, and if you have to translate it, it's similar to 'Long live my emperor'! ”
The junior brother said poorly: "Okay, senior brother, the king of beasts!" Could it be that if you kill their big brother, they will worship you as the new boss, right? When you go out in the future, people will take the lead in hiding Ao at most, let's take a water to rely on your head, tsk, what a fucking majesty! The junior brother said, stretched out his hand and touched the head of the old lai, which frightened everyone and immediately gasped, but the junior brother did nothing, and the tail of the old laitou twisted more happily.
Seeing this, the sixth son also wanted to be majestic, who knows, just moved a step forward, and before he got closer, the old man raised his head suddenly, "hehe", squirted out a bubble of mucus, and the sixth son was sturdy and stinky. However, the bigger impact was that he was not as popular as his junior brother, and he lost face in front of Ah Li, and he was stupidly stunned in place, and he didn't recover for a long time.
The unbridled ridicule of the junior brother immediately rang in his ears, and for a while, everyone set off a wave of "tasting the food", and everyone was eager to try, half expecting and half afraid in their hearts. Starting with Ah Chen, then the third uncle, Lao Qiao, and Ah Li, everyone was sprayed in the face, even the cold bench that was omnipotent in heaven and earth.
But this kid is very clever, and quickly turns to one side, and the saliva of the old man only sprays a little on his shoulder. The rest of the people who were sprayed immediately threw a mixture of admiration and jealousy at him.
In the end, it was the turn of the senior sister, and the junior brother speculated: "Senior sister, don't go, it's meaningless, if such a beautiful face is dirty, it's a pity." ”
Senior Sister's gaze swept around as if she was out of nowhere, and said with a smile: "Hmph...... Do you think I'm going to be that stupid? "Obviously, he is saying that the third master and others are not as good as others, so they will naturally be sprayed in the face.
The junior brother seemed to have guessed that the senior sister would say this, raised his eyebrows in agreement, sang and harmonized with her, and made a gentlemanly "please" gesture.
"What the fuck are you-" The sixth son was angry, and was about to attack his junior brother, when he was glared back by the third uncle, and his eyes were clearly saying: Fucking is not shameful enough?!
Actually, I'm also looking forward to seeing Lao Laitou's reaction to his senior sister, will the master who doesn't even know the cold bench buy the account of the phantom master? Senior sister casually casts a magic spell on it, and it is more well-behaved than a Peking dog.
Thinking of this, I proposed, "Wait, Senior Sister, your skill is too powerful, if you-" Before I could finish my sentence, Senior Sister smiled and said, "Don't worry, I won't use Spiritism, I also want to see the real reaction." ”
The position where the senior sister stood was the farthest away from Lao Laitou, so at the beginning of the two steps, Lao Laitou did not react, and when the senior sister stood in the position where the sixth son was originally standing, everyone began to get nervous, and eight pairs of eyes swirled back and forth on the senior sister and Shui Laitou, for fear of missing every detail that could be ridiculed or witnessed by a miracle.
One step-two-three steps, arrived--the senior sister slowly bent down and gently put her hand on the head of the old laitou, at this moment, the old laitou suddenly raised his head, and everyone took several breaths of cold air nervously, and then, the old laitou's shuttle-like eyes narrowed, and the extremely ugly horse's mouth actually bent upwards in an arc - my God, is it laughing?!
The senior sister suddenly laughed too, stroked the back of the old man more affectionately, and said to herself: "I'm sorry, I only recognize you now, how are you doing?" Suddenly, he turned his head and said to me, "Xiao Qian, come and see, it's grown up." ”
The old man lifted his smiling face and squinted at me as if he could understand human language.