268 Sky Monkeys

"There's a phrase that describes monkeys, I don't know if you've heard of them?"

Yu Mantang smiled and asked such a sentence.

"What?"

Everyone was stunned.

"If you're happy, I'll go to the sky, and I'll be shoulder to shoulder with the sun! I'm going to explode if I'm not happy......"

Speaking of which, Yu Mantang stood up directly from the chair and stood up, making everyone stunned, not knowing what he was going to do, but one thing is certain, that is, the next words must be a great news and a big explosion!

“…… Even if they die together, they will blow him up and shatter his bones! ”

All of them dropped their jaws in shock!

All celebrities, no, all public figures, in the face of reporters' interviews and cameras, are eager to become a beautiful son in the world, a gentleman as gentle as jade, elegant, gentlemanly, reserved, polite, good conversation, and leisurely temperament.

But there has never been a public figure, whether it is a celebrity, an official or a rich man, no one has ever been so arrogant, saying such things that only stinky hooligans and dead breeds can say.

"Everyone knows that I am a gentleman and a man! My personality is such by nature, no matter what time it is, I can only take it directly, not bend it! Whether it was facing terrorists back then, I don't know what will happen in the years to come. ”

"So I chose the name Monkey, which has nothing to do with my own name, as a nickname, because this is my life creed, and it is my truest character!"

"Since everyone pays more attention to my daily life and what kind of person I am, then, I will show you the most real, maybe you will be a little disgusted, or you can't understand, but this is the most real me! No hypocrisy! Not pretentious! Don't hide it! I won't disguise myself in real life for one reason or another, and act as a fake me to show fans who like me! ”

In just over an hour, Yumantang's words spread all over the country, directly occupying three positions in the top ten of the hot search, among which the remarks about the sentence 'If I'm happy, I'll go to heaven, and if I'm not happy, I'll explode', it directly climbed to the top of the hot search!

It can be said that Yu Mantang's words, this Weibo name, instantly made him the most talked about and most mentioned in the current national entertainment circle, and similarly, his words have also offended countless people.

Whether it is the so-called life motto that would rather go straight and never bend, or the fact that I would rather die together than blow up the sky and shatter the bones, even that paragraph of remarks about disguise and truth, hypocrisy and sincerity. I don't know how many people have been offended, and even said that the entire entertainment industry from top to bottom, from stars to behind-the-scenes production staff, and then to those bosses, were offended by Yu Mantang, these remarks are too insinuating and widely implicated, especially when no matter who there will be opponents, black fans, and enemies, those water armies, keyboard warriors, trolls and black fans, and even fans among some celebrities who don't deal with each other, instantly dragged almost the entire entertainment industry into the water, The station said that it burned to everyone's micro-pulse, and everyone's micro-pulse had a lot of questions because of this.

Naturally, as the source of everything, almost all of Yu Mantang's micro-fights are all in the same water - other people's fans and keyboard warriors are sprayed can be said to be incomplete, not only have sporadic people like and post praise, but they are also overwhelmed by the water army in a blink of an eye.

After all, because of this passage, he can be regarded as guilty of public anger.

But it has to be said that such a distinctive personality is also the most popular at the moment, and it is very popular among those young people, and some soldiers and gray personnel are also very fond of this kind of remarks.

Especially when this matter finally hit a level, Wang Siming and the official Weibo of China Television Station stood up to support Yumantang, and sent a warning signal to those big and small stars and CEOs who hired water armies, those water armies disappeared one after another, and when everything calmed down again, the number of followers of Yumantang's micro-fight reached one million in one day!

One day, just one day! It is worthy of being operated by people for several years or even more than ten years, which suddenly caused a wave of dumbness in the entertainment industry, and then many similar things sprung up, I don't know how many big and small stars use similar ways to hype, not to mention, there are really a lot of successes!

It's just that there is no one who has reached the level of Yumantang.

After all, the strong support of Wang Siming and the official blog of China Television, the information revealed and the identity they represent are not comparable to other cats and dogs at all!

One represents the official and the opinions of those leaders, as long as they are mixed in this circle, who dares not to give face to CCTV and the leaders?

And the other is the opinion of the richest man on behalf of the richest man and the God of Wealth, especially when Wang Siming has gradually taken over the affairs of the family in the past year or so, it is no longer as simple as the second generation of the chief rich man in China.

"Hey! It must have been a year and a day as of today, right? Why hasn't my power come back yet? ”

Time has passed, nearly half a year has passed in a blink of an eye, counting the time spent in the kung fu world, it has been exactly a year since Yu Mantang was sealed because of suicide in the Dragon Quest World, but Yu Mantang waited for a full day with anticipation, and waited until this day passed, his seal still existed, and his power still did not come back.

After a few shouts, he finally communicated with the cheat father's system assistant, and Yu Mantang immediately asked loudly.

"Who said it's been a year?"

When he was sleeping, he was woken up by Yu Mantang, and the tone of the system assistant was very bad.

"How is it that there is no year? I'll do the math for you, from looking for the dragon and the world will come to me to enter the kung fu world is XX days, in the kung fu world I have been in the kung fu world for a total of XX days, from the kung fu world back to now it is XX days, it has been a full year and one day, even if it is one more day in a leap year, I have finished it, not to mention that this year is not a leap year, why is my seal still there? ”

Yu Mantang snapped his fingers and counted the time to the system assistant day after day, but in exchange for a very blunt and indifferent sentence - hehe!

"What are you?"

When Yu Mantang heard this, he immediately had a feeling that it didn't seem to be good.

"Hehe, of course, your naivety and self-righteousness! Did I tell you that the time of the year, including the time spent in the world of film and television, was accumulated together? A year? So far, you've only been half a year away, and it's been half a year before your seal expires! ”

"The real world is your foundation, so naturally you have to use the actual time to calculate, otherwise, you can find a film and television world at will, hide in any corner, hide for a year, be a turtle grandson for a period of time, and come back in a blink of an eye. What's so cheap? ”

Yu Mantang's heart immediately sank, his face darkened, and the reaction to Yu Mantang, through the TV in the living room of the system space, the system assistant saw it very clearly, but he didn't care about this, but continued to stimulate Yu Mantang.

"By the way, I forgot to inform you last time, after you committed suicide in the Dragon Quest World, all your power was sealed for a year as a punishment, and this time you committed suicide in the Kung Fu World, which belongs to knowingly committing a crime, adding a crime to a crime, and it is simply a crime that cannot be forgiven! So after your seal expires, except for Li Yuanba's strength, which you extracted and the system will not deduct, any other superpowers, mana, and other superpowers that do not belong to skills and world rewards will disappear with the seal after your seal ends, as a punishment for your crimes and second crimes in the kung fu world! ”

"Why!?"

Yu Mantang's eyes were red at that time, and he roared regardless of it!

Notice, this time it was really angry roaring, instead of just talking to the system assistant in his head as usual, which immediately caused the pillow to wake up from his sleep, sleepy-eyed and messy hair sat up, upstairs and downstairs, the goddesses on the left and right, including the maid Marley downstairs and the old butler Charles, were also awakened by this, but in a moment they all rushed in with pajamas scattered.

Looking at Yu Mantang, who was holding back his anger and squeezing out a smile on his face, where he comforted the beauties, the system assistant sneered coldly: "Why are you telling me?" So when you committed suicide, did you think about why? Have an opinion? Then go ahead and kill yourself, and see if I will give you a special price for a repeat customer next time? ”

Yes, whether Yu Mantang commits suicide or not makes no essential difference to the system and the system assistant, but it does not mean that he will be indifferent to this kind of behavior and let it go! A person who can only commit suicide is not a qualified strong person, suicide, that is the choice of a coward, and the coward among cowards will choose to commit suicide, so it's a hundred!

Sorry, that kind of host is not what we need, and if that is the case, when it is determined that it is hopeless, the only option is to choose a new one.

And now Yu Mantang has committed suicide twice, and he has had the experience of six deaths before and after, and he is indeed no longer afraid of death, or he has become numb, but he is still floating on the surface, and he does not really understand and have such a mentality, and the punishment for suicide is actually one of the ways to help him correct and have a deeper understanding.

It is better to take a few more detours now to determine the direction of the future, than to be knocked down from the clouds and never be able to turn over!

At least with this lack of strength and superpowers now, Yu Mantang can quickly cultivate back by finding a random world, and it is even easy to find other ways, items or systems to replace them in order to recover or even get stronger strength. At that time, although it will be delayed for a little time, it will make the foundation more stable, the development more diversified and comprehensive, and if you become an immortal and become a god and then be beaten back to the original form, it is really not necessarily whether it can be recovered, and even if it is restored, I don't know how many hundred years and how many thousand years it will take!

(End of chapter)