Looking at Anu who felt that it was funny, Li Xiaoyao showed a sunny smile that made people feel warm, he took out a small gourd from his arms and said to Anu: "Little girl, do you want to taste our unique drink from the Central Plains?" ”

"I want to drink."

didn't suspect it, Anu took the little gourd and poured it into his mouth, but immediately threw down the little gourd and kept patting his flat chest: "Liar! Big liar! It's wine! Hiss, so spicy, so spicy......"

Li Xiaoyao smiled and said nothing, the little girl is still too young. Even if you can be immune to most poisons, drug X is not one of them. Isn't it a little naïve to send it to your mouth like this? Li Xiaoyao is kind-hearted, and he tries which lolita control he meets.

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Anu tried her best to pour water into her mouth, but she still felt very uncomfortable. From the throat to the stomach, this is indeed a bit heavy for a little girl who drinks drinks that do not have many degrees in this era. Anu's master, Shenggu, was very strict with her, and she had secretly tasted the wine that adults drank before, sour, sweet, some like juice but a little different, but compared to Li Xiaoyao, it was really light as water (laughs).

Li Xiaoyao just smiled and watched Anu keep drinking water to reduce the heat, and only after Anu finally stopped did he smile and said slowly: "Actually, I put my exclusive secret name in the water, called My Love...... The poison of half a step with a smile, as long as you take seven steps, the gods will be difficult to save! What do you think? I'm afraid~! ”

"Poof!" The water that Anu just drank into his mouth was all on Li Xiaoyao's face, and looking at the angry eyes of the little girl after choking on water, Li Xiaoyao was really happy, the fried kitten was so cute!

"It's so foul! Why do you want me to evade taxes so much when I bully a child? Damn, I can't stop at all, bastard!! ”

Not to mention Li Xiaoyao's complex psychological activities, Anu also felt that she was about to lose control of her hands, how did she think that Li Xiaoyao's handsome face was so annoying, her hand seemed to be attracted by a magnet and hit Li Xiaoyao's handsome face, that action, that attitude, just like a wanderer returning home.

Grabbing Anu's little hand, Li Xiaoyao's expression returned to flatness, and he said coldly: "I lied to you." ”

At this time, Anu showed a smile that belonged to the winner, and she said that I ......

"What am I?" Li Xiaoyao's hands were really angry, and he shook those invisible little insects to death in front of Anu. Backhanded Anu's acupuncture points to restrain the little girl, the malice on her face was too lazy to hide at all, Li Xiaoyao felt that such a skinny little girl really needed to be taught, maybe it would be better to change the word to education?

The little girl still wants to play with Li Xiaoyao, she is a human being in two lives, and Li Xiaoyao's psychological age plus and minus is also an old man who has started to run five. If you can still be pitted by Anu like this, then ...... It must be that Anu is hanging, what flag, I don't understand what it means to plant a flag at all.

In short, Brother Xiaoyao's class has started! What should I do if my child is skinny and dishonest? Most of the time it is needed...... Stir-fried meat with bamboo skewers.

Putting Anu on his lap, Li Xiaoyao kept gesturing his posture, as if thinking about how to start.

Even if the Miaojiang woman is more lively and bold than the Central Plains woman, Anu's eyes also have a faint sense of fear and shame.

Fortunately, Li Xiaoyao reined in from the precipice, he just made two gestures and didn't really start. In this era, touching someone's girl's ass is bad for people's chastity. If he really did it, in the end Anu would either marry him or kill him.

Therefore, in line with the principle that more things are better than less things, Li Xiaoyao praised Liu Shita Hui in his heart. He's not afraid of bugs, but he doesn't like them, and that's probably it.

After unlocking the acupuncture points, Anu glanced at Li Xiaoyao deeply, as if he wanted to look him to the end at a glance, but he was still quickly defeated under the eyes of Li Xiaoyao's dead fish that was about to rot, and walked upstairs angrily: "Little second brother, you quickly open a room for Anu, and you have to boil a bucket of bath water, Anu is going to rest." ”

"Wow, it's dangerous. It's almost over. Li Xiaoyao pretended to pat his chest, the last time he encountered this situation was when he played with the Xiulan Xianglan sisters, and the result was that he was chased by his father with a kitchen knife for two streets.

Li Xiaoyao touched the stubble on his chin: "Tsk, fight with me~!" ”

Yes, in a short period of time, Anu's image in Li Xiaoyao's heart has changed from a beautiful and lively Miaojiang girl to a bully stupid Anu.

Li Xiaoyao always felt that his personality was a little too lively, and there was nothing wrong with running the Ice Heart Trick for a week, he felt that he might have been waiting for the plot for nineteen years and finally began to be a little nervous?

But is that really the case?

After eating a bowl of noodles, Li Xiaoyao said hello to Aunt Li and went back upstairs to lie down.

But when the quilt was lifted, a colorful poisonous snake raised its head and spit out a letter to Li Xiaoyao, and it might have an intimate negative distance contact with Li Xiaoyao in the next second.

But Li Xiaoyao is faster!

When the poisonous snake was still hissing and spitting out the snake letter to gain momentum, Li Xiaoyao moved his hand like lightning, and pinched the triangular snake head of the poisonous snake with one hand, and the poisonous snake suddenly softened.

Carrying the dead snake to the window, Li Xiaoyao condensed the spiritual power in his fingertips, and his fingernails easily gouged open the snake's belly and took out the snake gall.

"Hmm, even in ancient times, there should have been parasites in here, right?" Li Xiaoyao pinched the snake gall bladder and put it to his mouth and stopped, after thinking about it, he felt that it was better to be safe, and threw the snake gall into a small wine jar, "It's better to soak in wine and drink it." ”

That's right, in order to remember the previous world, Li Xiaoyao deliberately used distillation to make a lot of seventy or eighty degrees of alcohol, which he usually used to treat wounds and disinfect them, and Jiu Jianxian and Anu drank the same way. However, he himself prefers those sweet and sour fruit wines.

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After sleeping until three o'clock in the morning, Li Xiaoyao felt a little stuffy and couldn't breathe. Reaching out to scratch his neck but touching the cold and fine scales, there was a unique hissing sound of a snake in his ears, the corner of Li Xiaoyao's mouth twitched, and a song of MMP was dedicated to Anu next door.

The arm was wrapped in a layer of spiritual power, and because he didn't perceive the hostility, Li Xiaoyao just pinched it instead of pinching it to death. The snake didn't bite either, it wrapped around Li Xiaoyao's arm, and it was only then that Li Xiaoyao finally saw the culprit's appearance.

The turquoise color is delicate like emerald scales, and the eyes are as red as rubies. The whole snake is more like a beautiful work of art than a poison. Everyone has a love for beauty, and even Li Xiaoyao has eliminated the idea of taking snake gall with his hands.

However, there are other reasons for this. Li Xiaoyao smelled the smell of Anu on this bamboo leaf green, the faint scent of medicinal herbs. Different from the last poisonous snake that was caught casually, this bamboo leaf green is obviously a snake pet that has been carefully bred and cultivated. If Li Xiaoyao performs a big grinning performance of tearing the snake with one hand, it is not as good as the previous joke, and the next time he comes to bite someone, it will be Anu~!