Chapter 30: Drawing the Snake Out of the Hole (Part II)

The pain of this medicine made my heart numb, and I said casually, "What's the problem?" ”

The junior brother nervously raised his head and glanced at the cave cliff, as if he was worried that Ah Li would hear it, turned his head and said in a suppressed voice: "I suspect that this Ah Li is pretending to be a phantom master. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info Senior brother, don't be in a hurry to deny it first, listen to me finish speaking, my suspicions are not out of thin air, they are all well-founded. ”

At that time, my mind was not on this at all, when the junior brother first said that Ah Li had a problem, I felt that this kid must be talking nonsense, and there was some fuss, what problems can't be talked about above, you have to get me down, and fucking fall into this virtue? My heart was holding back the fire, so I said okay, see what tricks you can say.

The junior brother didn't know what I was thinking, and analyzed with me seriously: "First of all, all of us fell off the car and fell on the vampire tree. What did she do during the time she was separated from us, and could she have been dropped? Second, Ah Li is no longer the Ah Li we knew before, she is Lisan, known as 'Ghost Face and Thousand Bone', what kind of wind and wave scene has not been experienced, just fucking into a thief hole can be given amnesia? I think she's just perfunctory! Okay, take 10,000 steps back, there is a first time in everything, even if she has long hair and short knowledge, she fooled Lao Qiao, the first time she was too excited to enter the thief cave, too nervous and too excited, and there was a short period of amnesia, but the second time, did Ah Li walk twice out of the thief hole? The second time, was he too excited, too nervous, too excited, and he forgot about it? Who believes! ”

"Third, senior brother, have you noticed that when I took out the bronze box, Ah Li didn't seem to care, just glanced at it briefly, and didn't react very surprised or curious, if this is a little master, then I must have nothing to say, he is not interested in anything, but we still don't know who Ah Li is? Since I was a child, these strange things have been rare, when did you come to our shop to see your eyes straight and your feet couldn't move? What's more, this box, which we also analyzed at the time, is the key to confirming the identity of the phantom master, Ah Li actually just glanced at it casually, and didn't even ask, what the hell is this not a thief? And fourth, since entering this ghost cave, all the actions have been led by Ah Li's nose, and we will take whichever way she told us to go, but the fuck was trapped here! Senior brother, during the time when you were in a coma, I tried to come down and see if I could find another way out, but Ah Li actually pulled me and didn't let me, I had to wait there to die, I took a step and she followed me, his grandmother's, I really want to tie my master to her pants belt! I looked at that time, the little girl found that the bronze box was on me, so I pestered the master, eighty percent of the time I wanted to wait for the opportunity to come over, but I didn't expect that the little girl was smart, stuffed things in the underwear, that little girl is a thief, no matter how bold the thief is, he doesn't dare to fucking dig the man's crotch! ”

I didn't expect that my junior brother's brain could actually say such a reasonable and well-founded remark, although there were still many inconsistencies in the logic, but the meaning was quite clear, so I was stunned for a moment, and found that my junior brother was really not joking this time, so I paid attention to it, and recalled these words in my mind, and I was actually a little convinced.

I said: "There is some truth in your analysis, but Xiao Dui, we still have the most critical question that we have not figured out, if this question is wrong, all the above analysis is meaningless - the matter of illusion is just a conjecture, we don't have any evidence to prove now, whether we are in the illusion or not." ”

The junior brother thought about it, suddenly his eyes darkened, and he said gloomily: "It is not difficult to prove that it is actually not difficult, in the phantom realm, the human soul can be immortal and immortal, let's try it (made a movement to wipe the neck), if there is no death, then it proves that it is indeed in the illusion." ”

I tried to laugh and asked, "What if I die?" Just kidding with our lives, do you think we're cats with nine lives? ”

The junior brother spread his hands: "Then what should I do?" Why don't you punch me, senior brother, and see if I hurt? ”

I gave him a blank look, and pointed to my swollen thighs and neck with my chin: "It doesn't matter if it hurts or not, even in the illusion, people's feelings are still normal, and even can be accumulated with the cycle of illusion, the last time I was pinched so many times, each time it was worse than the last" At this time, I suddenly had a flash ......of inspiration and thought of one thing, "By the way, have you ever smelled valerian on Ah Li, or somewhere else?" ”

The junior brother was stunned: "What grass?" I said, "Valerian, it smells bad, but it's not an ordinary smell, it's a bit like ...... The taste of stinky tofu! ”

The junior brother thought about it carefully, and then shook his head, in fact, I didn't smell it either. But the last time I was in the illusion, whenever the "blind man Qianyi" and "cold bench", that is, the phantom master himself, appeared, there was always the smell of valerian on his body. If Ali doesn't have this smell on her, it means that Ali is not a phantomist, and we haven't smelled it anywhere else here, then the illusionary hypothesis is not valid.

As soon as I told my brother what I thought, he said, "It's too arbitrary to judge by taste alone!" In case someone catches a cold, or has rhinitis, they don't know, or if the phantomist uses other scents to cover up the special smell on his body, such as perfume, it is much more convenient for women to use, and it is not easy to arouse suspicion...... By the way, senior brother, when I think about it, Ah Li seems to have a faint smell of perfume on her body! As he spoke, the junior brother sniffed his nose: "Damn, that's the smell!" ”

The voice fell, suddenly, the bell rang, and the broken stone at the feet of the junior brother was blown away by the nine-tailed whip, Ah Li jumped down from the cave cliff and said angrily: "Good you are a two, you dare to say bad things about me behind my back!" See if I don't beat you all over the place! ”

Saying that, the golden bell sounded loudly, and it was a whip again, but fortunately, the junior brother reacted quickly, and one rolled and jumped on the spot, otherwise the ass would definitely bloom: "Damn, who the hell said bad things about you, I call it speaking according to the facts, do you understand the facts?" Do you dare to say that you don't have a little weak-hearted? ”

Ah Li crackled and said, "Bullshit facts! My aunt and grandmother are stopping you because they are afraid that you will be in trouble! I was so anxious to pass through the thief cave twice, how could I have the leisure to remember the way? I didn't dig the thief hole, who would have thought that there would be a change when I came back, and it was useless for me to make a mark at that time! ”

The junior brother was very clever, he had already put Ze Staff in his hand, skillfully blocked Ah Li's whip, and held his palm tightly on the sheep's head, but he did not trigger the mechanism: "What do you explain about the bronze box?" If you don't be a thief, why don't you even look at it? ”