Chapter 1270 - Shangjo Dangma's Right Hand
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"Good...... ......"In the courtyard of Wang Dong's villa, Zuo Tian tearfully held the plate and pinched the fork, looking at the sizzling beef being grilled by charcoal fire on the grill in front of him with an expectant face.
If there is a certain gourmand here, seeing this scene, I will probably vomit out my aunt in anger, and the Kobe frost beef, which has a BMS value of NO12, is actually used as a barbecue, which is simply ......
It's just as extravagant and wasteful as a mirror.
It's just a pity that there are only nine people in Wang Dong's banquet - that's right, nine people, in addition to the foursome on Wang Dong's side and Mikoto Misaka's side, there is also a hedgehog-headed man with a declining face.
"Oooo This meat is super delicious!! The man with the hedgehog head trembled and put a piece of roasted fragrant meat into his mouth, and after he chewed a few bites, he felt the taste of the beef gradually melting in his mouth, and suddenly said with tears in his eyes: "Okay...... Delicious ......."
"Uejo-kun, you don't have to make such an expression, do you?" Wang Dong took a glass of orange juice and walked up to Shangtiao Dangma with a subtle face, and said with a smile: "It's too exaggerated? ”
"No, it's definitely not an exaggeration!" Kamijo Dangma shook his head excitedly, and he said with a broken face: "You don't know how unlucky I am." ”
"How unlucky?" Wang Dong looked up and down at Shangtiao Dangma, and then said puzzledly: "What kind of unlucky method?" ”
"Ah, it's the kind of phone that if you accidentally drop it on the ground, then you will definitely step on it in two for various reasons; If you go to buy special eggs to supplement nutrition, then all ten eggs will be broken on the way; Just take your bank card and withdraw the money. Then four out of ten times the bank card will be swallowed, and the remaining six times will accidentally fold the card on the road......" Uejo Danma told his misfortune with a bitter face, and the degree of misfortune was simply tearful, and people couldn't help but feel sympathy.
"You're unlucky." Because the several ovens in the courtyard are not very separated, Mikoto Misaka and others can naturally hear the touching self-description of Uejo Dana.
“bilibili! Thank you so much for having me! Uejo Danma looked at Mikoto Misaka who came over and bowed and said with a touched face, "I'm worried about what to eat tonight!" ”
"That's why I'm not called bilibili!" The corners of Misaka's mouth twitched, and a trace of lightning flashed between her bangs. "I have the name Mikoto Misaka!"
"Yes, I see!" Kamijo Dangma nodded solemnly and said, "Since you invited me to a big meal this time, then I will call you Misaka in the future." ”
"Huh? This...... Who...... Who allowed you to call me by name all of a sudden? Mikoto Misaka suddenly heard the person in front of her shouting her name, and suddenly shouted with an uncalm face.
"So what do you want me to do?" Uejo Danma looked at Mikoto Misaka in front of him with a speechless face, I call you bilibili, you're not happy, I'll call you Misaka, you're not happy. Thinking about it, he could only ask with a dead face: "You can't let me call you Mai Tamin B...... a……”
Before the word "bar" could be spoken, Kamijo felt a creepy feeling, driven by this dangerous feeling, he subconsciously raised his right hand, and then stretched it forward.
“biu——”
With some strange sound of elimination, a blue-white lightning bolt disappeared in front of Uejo Dangma.
"Do you want to kill me?" Uejo looked at Mikoto Misaka, who was standing in front of him with his head bowed, and said with a scared face: "Please, use lightning strikes at this distance." Is it really going to die? ”
"Long-winded!" Mikoto Misaka jerked her head up, and by this time she was so red that even the tips of her ears were red. "Sudden ...... Suddenly...... Suddenly call someone's name! Who allowed it! ”
"Sister and sister...... Sister-sama!! "It's just that, before Kamijo Dangma answered Misaka Mikoto's words, Shirai Kuroko on the side teleported over with a collapsed face, and she pinched Misaka Mikoto's shoulder with black air and screamed: "Sister, what is the matter with your shy appearance, do you mean that you have a crush on that ape with a hedgehog head and a decrepit face, and it is absolutely not allowed for my sister's shy appearance to belong to Kuroko......"
Why is there such a sound as "yes" at the end?
The answer is also simple.
"Kuroko, you've become the same character as Team Rocket." Wang Dong sighed, then squatted down with a look of pity and poked Shirai Kuroko, who had been split into a ball of black charcoal by Misaka Mikoto's thunder and lightning, with his fingers. "Or, you try to shout a nasty feeling when you are electrocuted in the future, and then explode in an instant and ascend directly to heaven? In this way, you may be able to become the horn of Allah like Team Rocket. ”
"This ...... The 100,000 volts of this world can kill people......" Shirai Kuroko raised his head with difficulty, spit out a groove and fell to the ground weakly.
'No, no, no. According to the calculation of ordinary volts, you should have died a long time ago if you were struck N times by Mikoto Misaka. Wang Dong rolled his eyes, and then decided not to dig deeper—after all, someone named Ah Xuan once said that there must be something wrong with the head of a person who seeks realism in a fictional story.
"Shirai-san, you're really lively." Saten Tears looked at Shirai Kuroko, who had fallen to the ground and had lost his breath of life (Shirai Kuroko: No), and said with a subtle face.
"Say, that's what you said......" Hatsuharu Ori also nodded.
"Okay, two, the meat is grilled~" Just when the two girls looked dumbfounded, Mengmeng chuckled and shouted in the back.
"Oooh! Barbecue barbecue! As soon as they heard the words "the meat is roasted", Hatsuharu and Saten suddenly gave up continuing to discuss the matter of Shirai Kuroko - between gossip and food, they invariably chose food.
"It's the legendary Frosty Beef...... It's delicious......" After eating a piece of barbecue, Zuotian suddenly raised his head with a touched face, and said happily: "Ah, it's really delicious...... It feels like the entrance melts. ”
"Uh-huh, I think so too!" In the early spring, he also nodded his head vigorously.
"Wait! I want it too! Seeing these two people start eating, Shang Tiao Dangma suddenly became calm, he hurriedly put the beef kept fresh with ice cubes next to him on the grill with a tong, and then carefully sprinkled the condiments.
"Okay, okay, Misaka, let's talk about it when I'm done with the barbecue." Wang Dong saw that Mikoto Misaka was still about to step forward to find trouble with Shangjo Dangma, so he immediately grabbed her hand and said, "You see how pitiful Shangjo Dangma is, it's not easy for him to eat a hearty barbecue, you can let him go this time." ”
"Good...... All right. Mikoto Misaka pouted.
"Then you can go for a barbecue too." Wang Dong smiled, and then let go of his right hand.
After Mikoto Misaka also got to Mengmeng's side, Wang Dong walked to the side of Kamijo Danma with a smile on his face, and said, "Kamijo-kun, your right hand doesn't seem to be ordinary." ”
"Right hand?" Shangjo Danma raised his right hand, stared at it with a distressed expression, and said, "That's what you said...... My right hand, in a sense, is really not simple. ”
"Can you explain it to me? Actually, I'm very interested in this kind of strange thing," Wang Dong looked at Wang Dong's right hand with a curious expression—if it weren't for Mikoto Misaka's electric shock gun being eliminated by Uejo Damma's right hand, he might not have been able to detect the abnormality of this right hand.
"My hands, are they strange things?" Kamijo Dangma sighed with a crying smile on his face, and then said while flipping the barbecue: "Okay, it doesn't matter if you tell you - in fact, my right hand has the special ability to eliminate all the power of supernatural abilities." ”
"I see...... That's why the electric shock gun that Mikoto Misaka radiated with her superpowers just now will disappear? Wang Dong nodded thoughtfully, indeed, Misaka Mikoto's electric shock gun would disappear only when it hit Uejo Dangma's right hand.
"Can you show me?" Wang Dong pointed to his right hand with a curious expression, and said, "Just touch it." ”
“…… Uh......" Uejo Dangma glanced at Wang Dong with a subtle face, and to be honest, letting a man touch his body made him feel very bad.
But Shangjo Dangma looked at the barbecue in front of him, and suddenly thought that the organizer of this barbecue banquet was Wang Dong, if he didn't touch the other party's hands, would the other party be angry and not let him eat the barbecue? ?
In Zhen. After a thousandth of a second between and appetite, Kamijo Danma decisively stretched out his right hand and said, "Touch it." ”
It's a man anyway, so it's nothing to touch, right?
Shangjo Dangma is not polite, Wang Dong will naturally not be polite, he stretched out his hands seriously and stroked Shangjo Dangma's right hand, and its seriousness made Shangjo Dangma have a kind of "Mom, did I meet a same." Sex. Love and love. Hand. The feeling of the habit becoming too much.
"I see, that's ......" After more than ten seconds, Wang Dong let go of Shangjo Dangma's right hand with a smile on his face, and then said with a clear face: "Shangjo, do you want to know, why are you so unlucky?" ”
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The author has only seen the animated version of the magic ban and the animated version of the superelectricity.,The novel and the comics haven't made up for it (the superpower is no time.,The magic ban is not interested)
To be reasonable, the original novel of the Demon Forbidden is really boring, and I have no desire to read it at all.
So the plot behind the animation,I may only be able to learn about the →→ through Du Niang Encyclopedia.,If you have a friend who has read the original novel,,You can join the group and talk to me:171719120 (To be continued.) )