Chapter 2 The skirt is a woman, and the pants are a man
Lazily put the wine glass in his hand on the table, and then staggered to his feet.
"You go on, I'll go to the bathroom."
At the door of the bathroom, Tong Lele looked at the sign on the door of the bathroom.
"The skirt is a women's bathroom, and the pants are a men's bathroom."
Then she walked towards the women's toilet in a daze, who knew that a woman came out of the bathroom, accidentally bumped her, and then she stopped in front of the door of the men's bathroom.
"Hmm, urgency, urgency."
There were two men in the toilet who were going to the toilet, and one of them, a relatively handsome man, was so frightened that he almost became incontinent when he saw a drunk woman walk into the men's toilet.
Tong Lele laughed faintly, "Handsome guy, your pants are wet." ”
The handsome man's face flushed, put on his pants, and hurriedly ran out.
Another man, Tong Lele couldn't see his appearance clearly, but he could feel his powerful aura, and a pair of eyes were like machine guns, staring at her.
"Look, I've never seen a beautiful woman," he said, and walked straight to the man's side.
Standing there, she was about to take off her jeans, but the zipper on her pants seemed to be deliberately against her, and she couldn't pull them open.
Tong Lele looked at the man next to him with an aggrieved face, his gaze moved down, and his gaze fell on the zipper of his pants, with a look of envy.
"Have you seen enough? Would you like to take it off and show you? The man opened his mouth a little sarcastically, and the tone of his mouth came directly to her ears. Hot and numb.
"Hmph, what's so good, I have what you have." As he spoke, he continued to zip his pants.
"Oh? Do you have that too? Take it out and compare it? ”
"Compare and compare, you wait."
With a stab, the zipper on the pants died directly. Tong Lele put his hand into his jeans and took out nothing for a long time.
"Strange, where's my faucet? Why is it gone? ”
The man looked at the woman talking nonsense with a black line on his face and frowned.
"How much alcohol did you drink?"
"I didn't drink, I drank loneliness." Tong Lele couldn't hold it back, so he took off his pants directly, and stood there to open the gate and release the water.
A screak sound of the door opening sounded. Before the door was pushed open, he dragged Tong Lele into a separate bathroom.
After the sound of running water, he let go of the woman in his arms.
She was so anxious that she was about to pee out, but she was taken into the arms of the man, and her little face was red. Rubbing against him, her upright buttocks running across his lower body. It was like a burst of electricity that hit his doppelganger.
Did he react? Damn it.
The man was a little impatient and pushed her off himself.
"Squatting and peeing."
"Oh." Tong Lele squatted on the toilet very obediently, and soon a burst of comfort hit his whole body.
Damn, finally peeing out, it's not easy.
"Tong Lele, you really impress me." The man seemed to be angry, a look that didn't know whether to laugh or be angry.
"Huh? Do you know me? Who are you? Why don't I know, you're so handsome. Handsome guy, will you marry me? I went to the hall, went down to the kitchen, fought the junior, fought hooligans, and most importantly, I warmed the bed. ”
Tong Lele is like a salesman trying his best to sell himself, and he seems to be eager to marry himself.
"Why do you think I'm going to marry you?" There were men's mocking words in her ears, and Tong Lele didn't listen carefully, because she.... I'm going to throw up.
"Gross.... Vomit... Ahem. The man was standing in front of her, and what she spat out was spraying him all over.
"Damn, Tong Lele, do you want to die?"
After vomiting, Tong Lele was a little sober.
"Ah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to." Hurriedly took off the coat on his body, and wiped it off the man's body, accidentally the force was a little heavy, and the man snorted coldly a few times unconsciously.
"I'm really sorry about that, I drank too much, please don't mind."
", I don't want to see you right now." The man's anger almost set the entire bathroom on fire.
"Yes, it's me who rolls, I'll get out, you are angry, you are angry." Tong Lele is very dog-legged to launch the bathroom.
Glancing at the sign in the bathroom.
"Damn, it's actually a men's bathroom?"