Chapter 33: I have never seen such a brazen person

When the spacecraft approached the earth, Zuo Xiaoyou keenly felt the arrival of several breaths. Although the most powerful of these breaths are not up to the level of Super Race 2, each breath is very evil, like fireflies in the night, and I don't know why the Dragon Ball fighters in the original book didn't notice their arrival?

Fortunately, the Dragon Ball warriors of this world are still very keen in terms of perception, and before the spaceship landed on the earth, the warriors sensed the arrival of this breath, and then rushed to the place where the spacecraft landed from all over the world as soon as possible.

The first to arrive was naturally Zuo Xiaoyou, who had the ability to teleport, and then Sun Wukong, Sun Gohan and Zuo Xiaobu arrived almost at the same time. When the three of them saw Zuo Xiaoright, they all showed helplessness.

"Sure enough, I was preempted by my father." Zuo Xiaobu's little face was puffed up: "Teleportation is too foul." ”

Zuo Xiaoyou chuckled: "Teach you that you don't study well, who is to blame?" ”

"What's the way, this skill requires a deep spatial perception, don't talk about me, even Goku's father and Gohan haven't learned it." Zuo Xiaobu looked like 'I don't blame me', and Sun Wukong and Sun Wuhan also nodded again and again, agreeing with her point of view. It's too difficult to teleport, and in the entire universe, only the Realm King God can use it. Of course, there is also the perverted Majin Buu, which shows how difficult it is to teleport, which requires not only strong enough strength, but also a high enough understanding of space and a high enough understanding of space.

However, this kind of teleportation can't be learned, in the original book, Sun Wukong's skill of teleporting through breath sensing can still be learned, but this world easily killed Frieza because Zuo Xiaoyou easily killed the Kinyut team, resulting in the Kinyut team did not come to Namek, so the race on the planet where Sun Wukong learned to teleport was killed by the Kinyut team, which also led to the almost loss of teleportation. The reason for 'almost' is that Zuo Xiaoyou is not sure if the people on that planet who will teleport have escaped?

If you escape, then teleportation is not lost. It's just that it's very difficult to find those people, after all, Zuo Xiaoyou has never seen what the races on that planet look like, the universe is so big, it's hundreds of trillions of times harder to find them than to find a needle in a haystack. Because of this, the Monkey King of this world has not learned to teleport, which has also caused his combat effectiveness to be affected, especially his ability to escape.

"It's okay, learn slowly, anyway, there is time." Zuo Xiaoyou smiled slightly, turned his head to look at the two points of light in the sky: "Tianjin rice and dumplings are here." ”

The next moment, Tianjin rice and dumplings fell in front of the four people: "Everyone, I haven't seen you for a long time." ”

"It's been a long time." Zuo Xiaoyou looked at the Tianjin rice and dumplings that had not changed much from previous years, and smiled slightly: "The last time we met was four years ago!" ”

Tianjin Rice said: "Yes! I haven't seen you for four years, and you and Goku haven't changed much, but Gohan and Xiaobu are more mature. ”

"Uncle Tianjin Fan, I have heard Aunt Lan Qi complain a lot in the past few years." Zuo Xiaobu chuckled: "Aunt Lan Qi gave up the leisurely days of the Turtle Fairy House, and wanted to live with you, but you didn't understand the amorous feelings at all, and even ran around with dumplings, Aunt Lan Qi has been single all these years and has become an old girl." ”

Tianjin Fan was suddenly embarrassed: "I told her many times that I have no interest in falling in love, and she asked her to find someone else, but she didn't listen." ”

"Alright." Zuo Xiaoyou interrupted: "The relationship can't be forced, and it's been so long, Lan Qi should also come out of this relationship, and when you go back, you and your mother will help Lan Qi find a good man, don't let her delay it any longer." ”

"I'm just afraid that the average man Aunt Lan Qi won't look down on it." Zuo Xiaobu shrugged his shoulders.

A few years ago, after Lan Qi was emotionally traumatized from Tianjin, she came to the Western Capital to ask for a living. As a friend, of course, Bulma couldn't watch her work alone in the Western Capital, so he invited her to come to the house from time to time for parties, or a few women to go shopping, beauty, and movies together in their spare time, until three years ago, Lan Qi felt that she was old, so she asked Bulma to transform her into an artificial human. Bulma agreed to her request, but because the blonde Lanqi didn't take it lightly, Bulma didn't give Lanqi too much combat power, and 500 combat power was enough for her not to be bullied on Earth.

Because she was transformed into an artificial human, Lan Qi's body functions are full of vitality, and her appearance has reached the peak of an eighteen-year-old woman. So don't look at Lan Qi who is now in her forties, but her vision has become higher than ever. Those with poor strength can't look down on it, those who have long things to look down on, those who don't have ruthlessness can't look down on it, and those who don't have money can't look down on it. So far, Lanki remains single. Of course, No. 18 also introduced No. 17 to her, but although Lan Qi felt that No. 17 was good in all aspects, No. 17 didn't look down on Lan Qi. The reason is simple, Ranki is a decade older than him, and he doesn't like 'old women'.

This reason made Lan Qi angry and half dead, and since then No. 17 has been listed as the object of old and dead contact. Of course, Bulma also mentioned Kling to her, but Lanki refused on the spot! The reason is also very simple - short and ugly.

Lan Qi also said: "Even the Turtle Immortals are stronger than Klin." ”

There is nothing wrong with this, since the great elder developed his potential, after rejuvenation, the personal charm of the turtle immortal has risen sharply, the size and figure are up to standard, the appearance is also good, and the combat effectiveness is high enough, it can be said that it is the strongest among the earthlings, plus before following the Tianjin rice run, they have been living in the turtle fairy house, and they get along day and night, and they still have a bit of family-like feelings with each other, if they can be grouped together, it is still very good.

But the turtle immortal's lustful problem makes Lan Qi look down on it, especially the turtle immortal is still a thief with a thief's heart and no thief's guts, don't look at the lip service, he has always wanted to take advantage of women, but when it comes to the real knife and real gun, he retreats faster than anyone else. This is also the reason why the turtle immortals have lived for hundreds of years, but they are still alone.

The same is true for Lan Qi, don't look at the turtle immortals who always want to look at Lan Qi's underwear all day long, but the two have been getting along for several years, with the ability of the turtle immortals, it is not easy to see the underwear, but the turtle immortals have never seen it. What does this indicate? It shows that there is a colored heart and no color guts, and it is instigating one.

Zuo Xiaoyou also wondered if the turtle immortal was not good at that? But the turtle fairy said that he had no problems, and also confessed to him that the reason why he had been alone was because after the death of his wife when he was young, he could no longer tolerate other women in his heart. Even after hundreds of years, this is still the case.

In the end, the turtle fairy also said happily: "Besides, after decades of marriage, I was too strict with my wife, and I was afraid of being managed, and I finally returned to being single, so I won't find another woman to take care of me." ”

Zuo Xiaoyou couldn't cry or laugh when he said something, but he still expressed his understanding to the turtle immortal, and at the same time felt sorry for Lan Qi.

As he spoke, another person rushed over, and it was Klin, who Lan Qi called short and ugly.

"Everyone's here!" When they met again, Kling happily greeted everyone: "It's been a long time, are you okay?" ”

"Good." Everyone smiled and nodded, but Zuo Xiaobu grinned, hooked Klin's neck, and said, "Uncle Klin, I haven't seen you for a few years, have you found me an aunt?" ”

Hearing this, Clint almost cried: "Damn, you girl knows how to expose my sore spots." ”

The crowd was speechless.

Zuo Xiaobu grinned: "In the final analysis, Uncle Klin is too low-key, saying that the world's first martial arts meeting is about to start, when Uncle Klin goes to win a world championship, and then participates in more martial arts competitions, wins a few more championships, plays his fame, and makes a lot of money, there must be many women who take the initiative to pounce on you." ”

"Those women just like money!" Kling shook his head repeatedly: "I don't like that kind of woman." ”

"What does it matter?" Zuo Xiaobao said: "What woman doesn't want to find a rich man, even if the female bird is looking for a male bird, she has to find someone who can build a nest, what's wrong with a woman liking money?" As long as Uncle Clint is always rich and famous, those women can't do without you, wouldn't it be good to live like this for the rest of your life! ”

"Don't." Klin's brows furrowed: "I don't want my love and marriage to have impurities, just like the feelings of your parents, your parents-in-law, and the relationship between you and Gohan, are there any financial impurities in them?" ”

"Uncle Klin, you're taking it for granted." Zuo Xiaobu shook his head again and again: "Although our relationship has no money impurities, the premise is that we are not short of money, or have no concept of money, but we still have needs in other aspects." For example, the combination of my father and mother, my father likes my mother's intelligence, and my mother likes my father's handsomeness; Although Wukong's father didn't take a fancy to Kiki's mother, Kiki's mother married him because she lost to Wukong's father and took a fancy to Wukong's father's strength. As for Brother Gohan and I, because we grew up together, we feel right about each other, and we only get together when we get along. But it's not because we grew up together that we will definitely be together, it's important to feel and get along. ”

Zuo Xiaobu grabbed Sun Gohan's arm and said with a smile: "If Brother Gohan is not strong enough, not handsome, and a waste, how can I like him and marry him!" ”

Sun Gohan smiled helplessly, and Kling also began to doubt life: "Could it be that my insistence all along is wrong?" ”

Zuo Xiaoyou shook his head helplessly, and said: "Klin, don't listen to this girl's nonsense, love and marriage need fate, and when fate arrives, there will naturally be a suitable woman in front of you." ”

Klin's face was full of frustration: "Alas! Let's hope for it! ”

Zuo Xiaoyou turned his head and glared at Zuo Xiaobu, as if to say: It's all a good thing you did.

Zuo Xiaobu laughed dryly twice and stuck out his tongue.

"There's no time to catch up." Sun Wukong looked up at the sky: "It's here!" ”

Everyone looked up at the sky, and the next moment, a huge spaceship landed, slowed down before it was about to land, and landed smoothly on the ground. The next moment, several strange-shaped creatures walked out of the spaceship, and when they saw Zuo Xiaoyou and the others, the shortest, old and ugly monster among them laughed: "I didn't expect there to be people here." Then he said to the people around him: "Kill them." ”

"Yes." An alien creature with M-shaped black stripes on its head, dressed in bone armor, and looking very similar to Frieza's second transformation, rushed towards Tianjin. Among the people present, Tianjin Fan was the tallest and looked the most burly, and this alien creature specially picked on him, thinking that he would solve the strongest first, and then slowly kill the other weak ones.

But he clearly picked the wrong opponent. Although it has always been said in the original Dragon Ball book that the strongest earthling is Klin, in fact, the strongest earthling is Tianjin Rice. It is only because Tianjin Fan is a hybrid of three-eyed people and earthlings, not pure-blooded earthlings, that Kling occupies the strongest name of purebred earthlings. But in terms of combat effectiveness, Tianjin rice is much stronger than Klin.

A few years ago, Tianjin Fan had been cultivating with the help of the gravity room in the Universal Capsule Company, and it was not until four years ago that after Lan Qi came to the Western Capital, Tianjin Fan left with the gravity room prepared for him by Zuo Xiaoyou in order to avoid embarrassment. But before leaving, Tianjin Rice already had the strength of Super One, and four years later, even if Tianjin Rice's combat effectiveness has not been greatly improved, it will definitely be stronger than four years ago.

And this alien who rushed towards him is called Puyi, who is the dragon trick in the original book who was blasted to pieces by Vegeta in an ordinary state. Even Vegeta in an ordinary state can blast him to smithereens, not to mention Tianjin Rice, whose combat effectiveness has reached a super one-state state?

Facing Pu Yi who rushed over, Tianjin Fan had an expressionless knock on his face, which directly penetrated Pu Yi's brain, although Pu Yi was an alien, his body structure was no different from that of an earthling, his brain was destroyed, and he fell to the ground with a plop and died.

“!!!!!!!!”

The other aliens were immediately terrified, although Puyi was the weakest existence among them, but his strength should not be underestimated. originally thought that he could kill everyone present by himself, but he was killed by the earthlings. This strong contrast and visual impact instantly shocked them, making their originally relaxed and happy expressions instantly solemnized.

"Puyi is actually dead?" Looking at Puyi's corpse, the aliens still couldn't believe their eyes, especially the shortest leader, that is, Babidi, and a sense of foreboding welled up in their hearts. Staring at the people on the left and right: "Who are you?" ”

"Guardian of the Earth, of course!" Zuo Xiaobu grinned: "You evil aliens, what are you doing on Earth?" ”

Babidi looked angry, but he knew that the current situation was uncertain, and it seemed that this was not the time for conflict: "We are just scientists who came to Earth to collect some biological genes, not evil aliens. You killed the people who killed us without asking us, should you give us an explanation? ”

Hearing this, Zuo Xiaoyou instantly remembered a sentence.

"I've never seen anyone so brazen!"