Chapter Eighty-Four: Punishment for drunkenness
Walking forward, it was not polite, but he sat down, saw the chicken on the stone table, and couldn't help but sniff and praise.
"It's still cooked food, senior brother, are you also cooked?" After sweeping it, I saw He Lian staring at him, his eyes suddenly dodged, and he looked at himself at the moment, only to see that the short skirt on his body was messy, and the sleeves were scorched.
With a hiss, she tore off her sleeves, revealing her white arms, and then raised her arms to tie up her messy long hair, and smiled.
"It's so much more convenient. ”
He Lian was stunned and motionless. Li Qian pushed him down and laughed.
"Senior brother can't be that he hasn't seen a woman!" and then giggled, and the laugh was a cunning. He Lianju's face was slightly red, and he coughed lightly twice.
"Senior sister, if you want to eat, eat it!"
Li Qian looked at him and didn't plan to eat, and said in his heart: Did he bring it to himself on purpose? He also happened to know that he lived here!
"Howler!"
Immediately tore up the chicken feet and ate them, shouting while eating.
"Senior brother... Don't you eat it, it's delicious!"
"Senior brother, you... I also like to eat cooked food!"
"I'm two... It's really coming together, and I like it too. ”
"Hey, this wine is good!" he sniffed, uncorked the bottle, and poured it down. Suddenly, uh, snort, another drink.
"Wine, delicious!"
He Lian was shocked, she didn't expect that she actually drank the wine she sang just now, her face was red again, and she hurriedly stretched out.
Li Yan narrowed her eyes and shouted, "Senior Brother Helian, why are you so stingy, you can't drink some wine!" During the period, he hurriedly took a few sips, for fear that he would snatch it back.
He Lian had no choice but to see that the wine jar was half empty, and the consequence was that Li Xian was drunk.
It's not, babbling while drinking.
"Big pig's trotters, you bastard!"
"Men are big pigs' trotters!"
"I'll eat you to death. As he spoke, he gnawed on a pig's trotter and ate it wildly.
He Lian was afraid that she would choke herself to death, and just wanted to grab it, but when she heard a snap, she smashed the pig's trotters on the table, stood up, and pointed to the air and cursed.
"You... You're bastards... Prostitute...*. ”
"Damn it, He Xian... Auntie, old lady... I'm going to cut you down... The knife is cut in two. ”
"Even you... A big pig's trotter bullied me too. ”
He Lian was stunned, stunned in place, and exclaimed.
"Trotters?"
Suddenly, Li Xuan hiccuped and vomited violently. He Lian was worried, and stepped forward to pat her on the back, but Li Yan pushed him away, dancing with his hands, his mouth changed the tone, and he hummed the tune.
"Big pig's trotters, man... It's all big pig's trotters... hooves..."
"I like to eat hooves... The grapes are delicious..."
He Lian couldn't cry or laugh at the moment, although he couldn't understand the meaning of the words, but watching her open her teeth and claws, like a group of demons dancing wildly, it really made people want to laugh.
At this moment, I heard a bang, and the wine jug shattered and the wine spilled on the ground. Her figure was crumbling, and He Lian hurriedly grabbed her, only to hear a hissing sound, he looked at the rags in his hand and was at a loss for what to do, so he stayed in place and muttered twice.
"This cloth is too brittle!"
The moonlight was dark, and the door of the chaotic hut clicked, and as soon as He Lian stepped into the door, a burst of dust blew, and he waved his hand, and the person on his shoulder almost fell, and hurriedly held on.
Groping his way to the bed of the hut, he had just taken a few steps and paused, only to see that in the bath in front of him, there were also a few flames on top of the mud tumbling, and a puddle of boiling water at the other end was rapidly dissipating.
His shoulders slipped suddenly, and he hurriedly put the person on the bed, but when he saw it, he quickly pulled it back, and the bed was burned black, and he could sleep again, and immediately waved his right hand, and the blue light emerged, and suddenly the bed became clean, and then he put the person down.
He Lian looked at the octopus-like sleeping appearance on the bed, and frowned: Li Wanwan, don't blame me...
Immediately stepped up, leaned down, only to see the figure on the bed flip down, arms and feet on all fours, blush on the face, and muttered.
"Grape..."
He Lian's decisive movements froze for a moment, stood up, and his body was a little embarrassed, and he rushed out of the hut with a bang.
After the person left, the figure on the bed opened his eyes and closed suddenly.
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Early the next morning, Li Xuan woke up with her aching head, blinked, stared at the messy and scorched house in front of her, and didn't reflect it for a while.
I seemed to be going to take a shower yesterday and burned down the house, and then the senior brother in charge came to the door, and then... It was Senior Brother Helian who invited himself to eat meat and drink wine...
Thinking of this, she jumped up violently, only to feel the cool breeze blowing, and when she looked down, the clothes around her waist were cracked, and her tender white skin was exposed.
"Oh!
She screamed, and her mind kept turning: Could it be that the senior brother wanted to insult himself, and he was frightened by his sleeping appearance! Then she shook her head vigorously, and suddenly, remembering the background of his departure at the end, she immediately frowned: What the hell is he going to do?
Out of the corner of his eye, he saw the transparent jade plate on the table, and just wanted to reach out to get it, but the waves flickered, most of his hand was flooded, and a space a few zhang wide appeared in front of him.
"Space Cards!"
"I didn't expect this identity card to have a space function!"
Then he jubilantly poured out all the contents of it. A book of door rules, open the book cloth, the first one on it is strictly forbidden to fight privately at the gate of heaven, the second is strictly forbidden to go out of the gate of heaven privately, and the third one... Wait, Li Wanwan had already memorized it in her previous life.
She looked at the two sets of Tianmen costumes next to her, a few bottles of ordinary pills, and an umbrella!
Li Li picked up the umbrella and looked at it carefully, only to see that the whole body was red, the umbrella body was long, the umbrella handle and the tail of the umbrella seemed to be made of iron, and the end of the umbrella was tied with several silver bells, which made a crisp bell sound in a flash.
There seemed to be something on the umbrella paper, and I just wanted to open it to take a look, but I found that it couldn't be opened.
With the red light, the red umbrella flew up suddenly, circling around the air, with a sharp block between the end of the paper and the umbrella spine, and then the red silk wrapped around it, Li Xian was surprised at the moment: it was still a fairy weapon!
She jumped up in shock, and just wanted to grab the red umbrella, but the red umbrella slipped away from her.
"Okay! even your flower umbrella will smack at me!" she scolded, rolled up her sleeves and quickly went to get it, but the umbrella was like a long eye, and kept running around and didn't let her touch it.
A person and an umbrella played hide and seek in the house, you chased me and escaped, and a moment passed. Li Yan was tired, sat down on the bed, stared dryly, pointed to the red umbrella floating in front of him and scolded.
"Okay! Isn't it just a change of master, do you have to disdain? Although I am not as strong as my master, there is a saying that you don't bully young people to be poor, you know no!"
After a pause, she stared at the red umbrella and said again.
"You understand!" he rolled his eyes and scolded.
"Go, go, go, my sister doesn't care about you, love to get out of here. ”
Then he really ignored the red umbrella and looked up and down with the Tianmen costume. Suddenly, the red umbrella flew over, and the handle hit her directly.
Li Yan screamed and jumped up angrily.
"Why! Ignore you and still beat people! It's really a day without hitting the beams and tiles. ”
Immediately concentrated, the flames shot towards the red umbrella, the red umbrella was so frightened that it ran away, Li Yi chuckled, and suddenly, the red umbrella turned around and bumped into her.
"Oops!" shouted again, grabbed the red umbrella, the red umbrella struggled violently in her hand, Li Xian only felt a terrible pain in her waist!
"You want to kill me! You're done with me if I'm dead!"
In an instant, the red umbrella fell silent, holding the red umbrella that was obviously made of iron, but she didn't feel a trace of roughness in the palm of her hand, and she chuckled.
"Sample! Follow sister, I guarantee that you will eat and drink spicy food. ”
A few more foolish laughs. Suddenly, she got up, screamed, and hurriedly put on the Tianmen disciple uniform, and when she pushed open the wooden door, she saw that it was bright outside, and the cool breeze caressed it, so she was immediately stunned and shouted.
"Dead, dead!"
The weather is bright, the morning sun shines on the surface of the clear water lake, and the cranes fly over in the smoke floating on the lake.
As soon as Li Li stepped close to the lake, she hurriedly shouted to the thatched hut on the lake: "Master!
Seeing that there was no movement in the quiet hut all around, I just wanted to go over, stepped into the water, and hurriedly retreated. She forgot that she had passed! In a moment of melancholy, she saw a woman with frowning eyebrows printed on the water, a woman's goose egg face, willow eyebrows drooping, and a pair of bright eyes mixed with playfulness.
She moved, and the woman in the water also moved, only to see that the woman was wearing a blue and white dress, with the sun, moon and lake shadows embroidered at both ends of the green collar, and a belt embroidered with birds and beasts on her waist.
The sleeves were tight, and Li Qian moved, forgetting the purpose of her coming, and seemed to be stunned when she looked in the water.
"You know that you have missed the hour today. A faint female voice sounded.
Li Yan came back to her senses in shock, and hurriedly bent over and lowered her head to admit her mistake.
"Master, I know it's wrong!" she blinked, and the sound came from the hut, so why didn't the master hear what she said just now?
"I know that I am wrong, today you will pick the water of this Sun Moon Lake to go to the back kitchen. ”
"Carry water!"
Li Qian screamed, looking forward to the silent hut, and then looked around, only to see two buckets and a wooden pole by the water behind her. Wrong jaw: This... It takes three or four hours just to climb, and you still have to carry water, so it's no wonder that you don't fall to your death!
Suddenly, she thought of her divine power and giggled smugly in her heart.
At this moment, Gu Xi's voice sounded again: "You can't use divine power during the period!"
"Ahh
Li Qian was in great distress at the moment, and shouted again and again.
"Master, this doesn't cost me my life!"
"I know it's wrong, master, I'll never be late next time, I swear!"
She raised three fingers as if she was going to swear, but the hut fell into a dead silence, no matter how she shouted, no matter how much she made a fuss, there was no sound.
Li Qian was completely stunned, so she had to accept her fate, took a bucket, and just hit the water, and suddenly, she was overjoyed: Anyway, the master didn't say when he would finish picking and how much he picked, so he picked it slowly, and it was not a pick to pick slowly and quickly!
Immediately, she looked happy, and carried the bucket of water up the stone ladder, but after a few steps, she was so tired that she stopped. In modern times, she has never even done a single heavy job, so it is okay for her to run, but it is impossible to carry water and do heavy work!
Looking at the dazzling sun, she exhaled a breath of turbidity, felt that her throat was dry, her abdomen was gurgling, she hadn't eaten breakfast, and now she was so hungry that her eyes were dizzy.
Staring at the water in the bucket, Li Qian couldn't wait to take a few sips, but suddenly thought of Gu Xi's words, it was impossible for others to eat her saliva!
Gritting his teeth at the moment, isn't he picking up a bucket of water? and he won't die!
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