Chapter 134: Escape
Legend has it that in ancient times there was a mountain with a very domineering name, called Tiandi Mountain. Although the Emperor of Heaven is not here, this mountain is also lush with vegetation, and there is a kind of sacred grass that horses can run fast if they eat it, and people can cure tumors after eating it-Du Heng. The strange beast lives here, and it looks like a dog and can climb trees. It is said that a mattress is made of its fur, and those who sleep on it can not be invaded by Gu poison and evil spirits. But this side is really hard to find, and even Qin Degong, the king of a country, can't find it, so he has to kill a few big dogs that look like it outside the city to resist the evil Gu. However, this method of stealing the sky and changing the day actually succeeded, so later, using dog blood to ward off evil spirits turned out to be a custom and became a weapon for folk ghosts.
Lao Qiao, the old boy, had long been suspicious, so while my junior and my brother were testing each other, he first brought us a pot of authentic aged "dog blood soup". According to his later confession, this is the blood shed by the big yellow dog at the gate of their village during production, and it is the most effective in warding off evil spirits and killing meat, and it has been kept in his special utensils for more than 20 years. If the situation is not critical this time, I will never be willing to cheapen me and my junior brother.
The younger brother was almost dipped in breath by this sudden fishy and smelly dog blood, and was about to have a seizure, when he suddenly saw the corpse behind him sit up from the ground, and without saying a word, his head quickly hit it, trying to use the dog's blood to defeat it.
But this female squire is not an idle thing after all, and she borrowed the corpse's momentum, and her arrogance was very arrogant, and she broke away from the corpse with a strange laugh, and rushed straight towards Ah Li.
I was so anxious that I shouted, "Ah Li, be careful! ”
I was about to breathe a sigh of relief, when I suddenly heard Lao Qiao shouting: "It's not good, its target is Ah Si girl!" ”
The senior sister was on Ah Li's back at this time, and Ah Li's upside-down golden hook happened to completely expose the senior sister to the female girl. No one thought of it at this time, no matter how fast she was, she couldn't react, only to see her sister's back stiffen, and a carp stiffened, and quickly jumped up from Ah Li's back.
At the same time, a cluster of black demon clouds "swished" down from the sky, everyone jumped away to dodge, and the demon cloud hit one of the Buddha's arms, and exploded a black hole when it landed, leaving only half an arm hanging in the air.
"Senior Sister" went crazy, screaming incessantly, jumping up with her hands and feet, agile like a monkey. Old Joe pointed at her and shouted, "Not good! Don't let it run out, otherwise Miss Ah Si's life will not be saved! ”
"You still need to say it!" The junior brother scolded, and Ze couldne chased after the "senior sister" and threw it out, which happened to hook her back and temporarily stabilized her.
Seeing that the escape is close at hand, how can the "senior sister" easily misplace this opportunity? Holding his buttocks twice, he didn't hold it open, screaming and spitting out a bunch of poisonous babies, which overturned towards us like a mudslide.
Ali yelled, "Be careful! The crowd quickly dodged. The junior brother was forced to let go at this time. The female swoop flew up like an off-string arrow when she boarded, and escaped at the moment when the crack in the black cloud and earth was about to close.
Everyone didn't have time to sort out their moods, suddenly the sky swirled, the entire Buddha cave shook violently, the dead bodies in the Ten Thousand Buddha Caves were dropped one after another like throwing torpedo shells, and the black cloud earth crack became extremely angry because of swallowing a female luke, and kept vomiting thunderbolt demon clouds, crashing around us, and almost killing us several times. The poisonous baby under the woman's mouth cried heartbreakingly, almost piercing the eardrums, and if it hadn't been for our timely dodge, we would be crying now.
The junior brother shouted in his busy schedule: "Damn, it seems that the female monster is not clean, causing Grandpa Heiyun to have food poisoning, vomiting and diarrhea!" Senior brother Lao Qiao Ali, I don't think we should sit and wait for death, fuck the guy, and kill a way out! As he spoke, he pulled out his staff and was about to rush up.
Old Qiao hurriedly shouted: "It's useless! The formation has been broken, and there is no way to heaven! Let's take a break here, maybe we can live another hour or three. ”
The younger brother said, "I'm bah! You old boy has lived enough, my daughter-in-law hasn't married yet! If you want to wait for death, don't pull me on your back, and Ming'er will burn more paper money for you! ”
Guge's silver eyes shook very much, no, it should be said that the entire Buddha cave shook very much, and its degree was no less than a seven-magnitude earthquake. Although my junior brother has Ze staff in his hand, I still don't worry about him going up alone, and I was trying to keep up, when I was suddenly hit by a demon cloud, but fortunately, I dodged in time, and the demon cloud only passed by my left ear, and a piece of meat was dropped, and my head was buzzing.
At this time, my junior brother suddenly danced at me, but I couldn't hear anything. Then, Lao Qiao also compared to me, and an old face was extremely hideous because of the convergence of multiple expressions. I suddenly felt a chill in the back, could it be ...... Is the Lady back? Right behind my back?
I hardly dared to think further, my mind went blank, my neck reflexively wanted to twist back, my heart pounded so fast that almost as soon as the light of my left eye touched some black shadow, my neck suddenly tightened and was strangled by something.
Then, my gaze flipped three hundred and sixty degrees, and the thing around my neck was dragging me toward the center of hell. I desperately tried to cry out for help, but my throat was tightly choked, let alone open my mouth to speak, and it was difficult to even breathe.
Am I just going to die? Didn't even see the murderer of himself?
In the chaos and struggle, I suddenly touched something, and my heart was full of joy, it seems that this time, Lao Tzu can't do it!
I pulled out my scepter and slashed at the thing that was dragging me with all my strength, almost blind from the lack of oxygen, and I could only faintly feel a faint light, and many black shadows moving chaotically.
At this moment, an extremely faint voice came from my right: "I'll rely on my senior brother, don't cut it, it's me!" Old Joe, take a look, is my senior brother also evil? If he is evil, let's throw him here as soon as possible, and don't follow us to harm! ”
Old Joe's voice came with a rumbling crash: "The mouth is foaming at the mouth, the face is blue, and the pupils are turned up...... Xiao Dui, this is not evil, it is that you are strangled too tightly. ”
"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry to save people! Walking! ”
The junior brother said and let go, and as soon as I took a breath, he grabbed my arm and jumped down. About half a second later, I heard a few "knock knocks" and my ass smashed into a hard, smooth object at the same time, and the pain almost made me cry! Could it be ...... Did we escape alive too?