"Hey! Who is it? ”

The phone rang, Yu Mantang didn't look at it and picked it up, his phone, because it was a new change after getting rid of those terrorists, in addition to the five people who lived with him, there were only Comrade Pan, who wanted to be his father, and two friends, an old man and a young man who had called.

So after the phone rang, Yu Mantang didn't even bother to look at the caller ID, and lazily lay on the sofa in the posture of Uncle Ge's ecstasy, and connected the phone with a weak tone.

"What's wrong with you? How do you give people a feeling of weakness? Sick? ”

Pan Yang was on the other side of the phone, and she had already returned to her hometown in the Northeast at this time, listening to the voice of Yu Mantang on the other side of the phone, she couldn't help but be a little worried.

"No, isn't it boring? You're all gone, I'm left alone, without you to cook, no cuteness, no Tutu and Yaya to tease, even the old Zhang who is arguing with me is not worth going to the catwalk, just I'm panting at home, boring! Empty, lonely, cold! ”

Listening to Yu Mantang's broken thoughts, Pan Yang couldn't help but burst out laughing: "Since you're so boring, how about I find something for you to do?" ”

Yu Mantang came to his senses, slapped his thigh and asked excitedly: "Okay!" Say, kill or set fire? Raid or destroy? Poisoning, assassination, kidnapping and ransom are all proficient! This business is right for me, except for the time when robbing the bank, you may be slower because you can't get a gun, and I'm a professional! ”

On the other side of the phone, listening to the series of business lists that Yu Mantang broke out, Pan Yang couldn't help but have black lines in his head: "I'm sorry, we are not professionals!" ”

"Stinky boy! Since there is nothing to do, hurry up to fly to the northeast for Lao Tzu, and come to Dongning directly after getting off the plane. ”

Listening to the roar of Comrade Pan on the other side of the phone, Yu Mantang couldn't help but shake his head, turned around and went up to the Fengshen Hall on the second floor, and put the imperial sword, dragon and tiger gourd and several other magic weapons brought back from the zombie world that were enshrined with the ancestor inside, as well as a complete set of Sixiang Town Heavenly Seal and Sancai Silence Dart that had just been made, into the space, in case he was not at home, the system assistant informed him that he was ready to cross.

Then Yu Mantang didn't pack his luggage, and went back to his hometown Mushi directly by plane, and he didn't have to call Comrade Lao Pan to pick him up, so he went out and took the bus to the passenger station, and looked at the long-lost hometown scenery all the way to the place where Comrade Lao Pan was filming.

"Mantang, when did you arrive? Why didn't you call me to pick you up! ”

Dongning is not big, just a county seat, Yumantang didn't need to inquire, he grabbed a black taxi on the side of the road, and took him to the village where Comrade Pan was filming for eight yuan, and appeared directly by Pan Yang's side.

"Don't make trouble, it's not like I haven't been here here, I grew up on this acre and three points of land, if I can't find a way to go home, I have to let someone pick it up, don't you lose it? Don't say anything, come, report my travel expenses first! ”

Pan Yang snorted and laughed, too, Mushi is not big or small, but for a local native like Yumantang, even if it is not the county seat where he grew up but next door, as long as you can find the name.

Merely......

Pan Yang looked at the four traffic tickets in his hand: "I have no problem reporting the plane ticket for you, but the forty-eight for the passenger car and the eight yuan for the handwritten black taxi also have to be reported?" ”

Yu Mantang rolled his eyes and looked at the sky at a forty-five degree angle, but he didn't have a little melancholy missing: "Anyway, it's the government's money, what are you doing with so much?" ”

Syllable!

As soon as Yu Mantang's words were finished, someone slapped him the back of the head: "That's the money of labor and management!" ”

Yu Mantang shrank his neck, looked back at the old Comrade Pan, who was already full of anger and ready to open up at any time, turned his head and looked at Pan Yang who was so happy that he couldn't close his mouth with a depressed face: "Sister, let's not bring such a trick!" When did he come over, why didn't you tell me? ”

Syllable!

Comrade Lao Pan raised his arm and gave Yu Mantang a moment: "Labor and management have been standing here all along!" ”

Yu Mantang turned around and lowered his head, looked at Comrade Lao Pan from a top-down angle, with a speechless expression, and the angry old Comrade Pan picked up a shovel on the side, and chased Yu Mantang for three streets, and finally Yu Mantang expressed his unconditional cooperation with Comrade Pan and did his best to play the role assigned to him by Comrade Pan. and threw himself into the net of reporters from all walks of life who had been looking for him for a long time, and used the sensation caused by himself a few days ago because he replaced the little girl as a hostage in the bank and rescued him from the hands of bandits, and hyped up the TV series, and Comrade Lao Pan threw down the shovel out of breath.

"By the way, uncle, what kind of film are you making? TV series or movie? ”

Comrade Lao Pan glared at him fiercely, took a copy of the script from the hand of the assistant director on the side and threw it to him: "TV series, Qing Lingling's water blue and yingying's second part, you play Zheng Tiejun, the fiancé of the heroine Qian Duoduo!" ”

Yu Mantang was stunned for a moment, and then rolled his eyes.

It's not that he hasn't watched this drama in his last life, Mao's fiancé, but Qian Dabao, the village director of Shangshui Village, played by Comrade Lao Pan, went to participate in the county's "Get Rich Red Flag Village" competition, and fell behind Xiashui Village by one vote, and then Qian Dabao and Zheng Lao, the village director of Xiashui Village, made a bet after drinking that the output value would exceed that of Xiashui Village within a year, and Zheng Lao ruthlessly lost and came to Shangshui Village to carry a bag for Qian Dabao, and Qian Dabao lost, so he gave his daughter Qian Duoduo to the Zheng family as a daughter-in-law.

Pan Yang is the one who plays this Qian Duoduo, and Zheng Tiejun, who Yumantang wants to play, is the son of Zheng Lao Ruthless played by Guo Da.

In the end, when it came to the finale of the TV series, Qian Dabao didn't do Zheng Lao's ruthlessness, but he finally pulled down his face and begged his old opponent to expose the stubble, but as a result, Qian Duoduo and Zheng Tiejun fell in love freely and came together, making Qian Dabao's face loveless, and Zheng Lao's ruthless face gloating and complacent.

But!

Even if it's the finale, these two are in love at most, and they haven't even seen their parents, so where did they get any fiancés?

Yu Mantang had the heart to refute, but after thinking about it, he gave up, after all, the plot that was broadcast was different from the plot during the shooting, and I don't know how much was cut in the middle! What if there really is?

In the days that followed, Yu Mantang followed Comrade Lao Pan around with nothing to do every day, and also made deep friendships with several comedy masters such as Guo Da, and learned a lot from them, especially Comrade Lao Pan and Guo Da, and slowly through the tireless guidance of Comrade Lao Pan and Guo Da, as well as the ability to imitate in Yu Mantang's disguise skills, he soon entered this role.

Especially when Comrade Lao Pan saw that he couldn't enter the play several times, he discussed with Guo Da, and directly changed Zheng Lao Rui to Yu Lao Rui, and Zheng Tiejun also became Yu Mantang, which made it easier for Yu Mantang to integrate into the role until this day......

This day was filmed in the last scene before the finale, Yu Mantang and Pan Yang sat in the certificate hall of the Civil Affairs Bureau to apply for marriage registration, and when they were signing a pile of documents, Yu Mantang suddenly felt that something was wrong, Pan Yang next to him was obviously very nervous, so nervous that he was already playing, why didn't Comrade Pan call the card yet? And Pan Yang, what is she nervous about? It's not the first time to film, and it's not suitable for her first time to play, and it's not a passion scene, she's nervous!?

Yu Mantang, who realized that something was not right, subconsciously flipped through the documents in front of him, everything else was normal, it was just some useless things, and it didn't matter if he signed his name, but there was a genuine "Application for Marriage Registration Form", which not only needed to be signed by himself, but also pasted with his own photos and information, and the object of applying for marriage was Pan Yang...... who was the most by his side.

Yu Mantang took the only one of the fake documents that was true, and found out the "Application for Marriage Registration" that was exactly the same real and valid from Pan Yang's pile, but the identities of the two people were reversed, and came to the front of Comrade Lao Pan speechlessly.

I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it, you turned around in such a big circle, and you called to film, and you changed the name of the character, but I didn't expect to make everything an established fact without knowing it!?

Routine! It's all a routine!

You're really condensed into essence, all condensed into essence! The old treacherous and cunning is what you are talking about!

"Hahahaha, what, Surprise! Surprised? Not surprised? ”

Looking at Yu Mantang's face full of black lines, Comrade Lao Pan smiled stiffly, and then spread his hands and said awkwardly, and then without waiting for Yu Mantang to go crazy, he directly threw the horn in his hand up: "I announce!" Fixing! Everyone eats a big dinner at night, and they don't get drunk and don't go home! ”

After finishing speaking, Comrade Lao Pan took advantage of the fact that the whole crew fell into a carnival riot, and disappeared after a stabbing moment, so that Yu Mantang could only give his middle finger fiercely, and then returned to Pan Yang, who looked embarrassed: "Tell me, how do you plan to compensate me for the fragile, young, immature and innocent heart that was hurt by you?" ”

In fact, Pan Yang rejected Lao Pan's proposal at first, because she knew that Yu Mantang only had sister and brother love for her and no love between men and women, and Yu Mantang already had a cute Xi Xi like an elf, although she was not ugly, it was more than enough to match Yu Mantang, but it was still much worse than Xi Xi.

But Pan Yang didn't know why the ghost envoy agreed, but his psychological quality was still not up to par, and he was well disguised in front of him, but at the last critical moment, a flaw was leaked.

Fortunately, listening to Yu Mantang's tone and uncoincidental words as always, it was obvious that he was not really angry about this matter, which couldn't help but make Pan Yang's heart breathe a sigh of relief, and at the same time, there was a little bit of loss.

"A barbecue?"

Yu Mantang glanced at his lips and was noncommittal.

"Two meals, then!"

Yu Mantang snapped his fingers: "There is nothing in this world that can't be solved by one barbecue, if there is, then just two!" So happily decided! ”