Chapter 502: Fighting Cattle Across the Mountains
His son was stunned when he heard this, and looked at the two of them, the wife of the head of the insect may have burned incense in the temple, and he knew that there was a little taboo, and the wife of the head of the insect asked me suspiciously: "Why did I hear that you can't pee on the temple wall, isn't this going to collide with the gods?" ”
I said: "There is such a saying, but it depends on you in that corner, all the southeast corner of the temple is the place where the immortal family suppresses the evil spirit, the men have yang energy on their bodies, and peeing in that direction is equivalent to helping the immortal family suppress the evil spirit, this, ordinary people don't know, the immortal family in the temple sees that you help him suppress the evil spirit, he will give you some benefits, stay for a while and ask him again at the temple gate, he will follow us." ”
The two of them were suspicious when they heard this, and their eldest son stood there and didn't move, and when I saw this, I said: "Otherwise, I want to pee anyway, if you think it's not good, I'll go to the corner of the wall first, but as soon as I pee, the fairy family will follow me, and I won't follow you, and we will come to this temple in vain." ”
After speaking, I walked towards the southeast corner, and after walking a few steps, the wife of the head of the long insect hit me behind and grabbed my arm, "Xiao Liu, don't go, if you miss this temple, you have to walk a few miles to the east." The wife of the head of the worm turned back to greet her eldest son, "What are you still stunned for, don't you hurry up!" ”
Their eldest son still doesn't believe it at this time, but he doesn't object to it at the moment, I guess he means, I will follow you whatever you say now, and when it doesn't work, I'll see what you say.
When he came back, I pointed to the door of the temple and said to their family of three: "Now you are facing the door with your back, kneeling at the temple gate and kowtowing. ”
When the wife of the head of the worm heard this, she didn't understand it again, and asked me: "Why do you kowtow with your back to the temple gate, aren't you all kowtowing to the fairy family with your face?" ”
I said: "Kowtow to the fairy family with your face, that's all for blessing and peace, we are now going to invite the fairy family to our house, we have to kowtow with our back, the fairy family understands at a glance, this is to ask him to go with us." ”
After I finished saying what the wife of the worm leader wanted to say, I hurriedly said: "Don't ask so much, there are some things that you shouldn't know, you just have to do what I say, believe me, you will understand when we invite God to the house." ”
The head of the worm and his family of three honestly kowtowed three times with their backs to the temple gate.
Subsequently, we found three temples in the north, west, and south, and concocted the same method, first urinating and then kowtowing, and the head of the worm and their eldest son urinated on the temple wall twice.
On the way back to their home, the head of the long insect asked me coldly, why do you want to go to the four temples to invite the gods, to one temple to please the line, I explained, the immortal family is not in the temple every day, the four directions of the southeast, northwest and northwest, every day according to the direction, there is only one immortal family on duty, that is to say, in the four temples, there is only one immortal family on duty every day, if you go to a temple to please, you may not be able to meet, to the four temples to please, you will definitely be able to meet one.
When I returned to the house of the head of the worm, it was almost twelve o'clock, and as soon as I entered the door of their house, I raised my voice and shouted, "Immortal family, please come in, come to the cold house, and shine!" ”
The door was unlocked, the lights were on, and their youngest son was still sitting on the sofa in the living room giggling when we left. At this time, as soon as several people entered the house, they saw that their youngest son was still sitting on the sofa in the living room, but he no longer had a gloomy smirk.
After a few of us entered the house, he didn't stop for three seconds, and his youngest son got up from the sofa, looked at the two worm leaders, and asked, "Dad, Mom, where have you been?" ”
The wife of the head of the worm suddenly exclaimed excitedly, "Okay, my son is good, it's really good......"
I said in my heart, of course, the voice I shouted when I just entered the door was shouting a code.
I hurriedly instructed them, don't be busy and happy, hurry up and set up the incense burner to burn incense and make offerings, if you neglect the immortal family, the immortal family will not be able to shake off their hands and leave.
At this time, the two of them had no doubts about my words, and immediately got busy, and their eldest son didn't squeak at this time, and pulled the younger son into the bedroom.
I stood in their living room and whispered to the air, and after a while the offerings were on the table, you could eat and drink hard, and only when you were full of food and drink would you have the strength to toss them.
At half past twelve, I went back to the factory, this time I went to the house of the head of the worm in a hurry, I didn't even change my clothes, at this time I also got off work, went back to the dormitory to change clothes, I should also go home.
When I got to the bedroom, the light in the bedroom was actually on, and when I walked to the door, the door was open, and I pushed the door open and walked in to see, Qiang Shun and Brother Yang were sitting on the edge of the bed, and the two seemed to be chatting about something.
Seeing me enter the door, the two of them stood up and asked me, Qiang Shun: "Yellow River, the head of the long worm called you again, is there something wrong with their family?" ”
I smiled, walked over to my bedside, and said as I undressed, "It's nothing, his youngest son has attached something to him, and he has only done it now." ”
Second Brother Yang asked, "It's Lao Tian again, right?" ”
I glanced at Second Brother Yang and didn't speak.
After changing my clothes, Qiang Shun and Brother Yang pulled me to the stall to drink again, in fact, at that time, I felt a little tired and didn't want to go, the two of them had to pull me to go, I was so cheap-tempered, I couldn't resist the temptation of the wine, and finally went.
I went back and forth to the stall, and drank too much, until we were left on the stall.
At this time, Qiang Shun stiffened his tongue and asked me, "Huang He, today, today, the head of the worm and his youngest son gave and attached things, did you get it for him?" ”
I smiled and said drunkly, "Yes, that's it...... I got it for him, or Lao Tian, this is what I discussed with Lao Tian last time, this time, it can be compared to asking them to walk 10,000 steps on their sons' backs...... More ruthless! ”
Second Brother Yang didn't drink as much as the two of us, and at this time his head was drooping to his chest, and when he heard me say this, he raised his head and asked, "What's ruthless?" ”
I really drank too much, if I didn't drink too much, I wouldn't say this to the second person, I said: "I called the head of the worm and his eldest son, each of them soaked urine in the southeast corner of the temple, Feng Shui said, rather live in front of the temple than after the temple, rather in the temple right no longer the temple left, the temple with the gate facing south, the southeast corner of the wall is the gathering place of the immortal aura, where to pee is to despise the gods, disrespectful." ”
Qiang Shun asked, "What, why is there still his eldest son?" ”
"Yes, yes." I said: "Qiang Shun, after so many years, you, don't you know me, if I don't make a move, that is, I don't make a move, as long as it is...... First, as soon as you make a move, that is, the chicken and dog are not left, there is ...... Some people's families should memorize the words for their whole family, but sometimes just because someone in their family has high luck, the whole family is fine, I, I can't make this kind of thing happen, and I specially called the two of them to get their eldest son back...... "Speaking of this, I smirked by myself."
Qiang Shun and Second Brother Yang also drank too much at this time, and when I laughed like this, they didn't think I was stupid.
After smirking for a while, I continued: "Asking the two of them to pee, that's still a trivial matter, and I also asked their whole family to kowtow to the temple gate, which is more disrespectful than peeing in the corner, their family's fortune can't be high, you just wait to knock." ”
Qiang Shun blinked his eyes twice and repeated my words, "The whole family kowtows to the temple gate with their butts? ”
A few days later, the head of the worm suddenly did not come to work, and another day passed, after the night shift, after the end of work, the leader of our class announced to us one thing, saying that Director Li's family had dysentery and were now hospitalized in the city's 371 hospital.
At that time, 371 Hospital was the counterpart hospital of our factory, and those regular workers with medical insurance went there for hospitalization.
At this time, there are not so many people in our class, some people may be looking for better jobs, and they don't come to work when the factory notifies them, and there are only a dozen left, two of them said that they can't go to the house because of something, and the rest all agreed to go, including me and Qiang Shun Yang's second brother.
At that time, there were still big cars in the factory, buses, and we took that.
At that time, the 371 hospital in our city seemed to be not very prosperous, anyway, when we went, we didn't see any patients, six beds in a large ward? Or four beds? I forgot, anyway, they lay down as a family of four.
When I entered the ward, I looked at the family of four, good guys, the faces of the four members of the family were all iron blue, and there were infusion bottles hanging on their arms, and the head of the worm saw that our whole class came to see him, and he nodded at us reluctantly, looking weak.
Our squad leader put down the things he was carrying, walked to the bed of the head of the long worm and asked questions like a dog, but we didn't speak, just stood stupidly in the ward.
After the squad leader finished chatting with the head of the long worm, a group of people also said hello to the head of the long worm as if they were walking, and then the squad leader led a group of us to leave.
When I got out of the ward and went into the corridor, I asked the squad leader where the toilet in their hospital was, and I couldn't hold back my urgency.
The squad leader told me the location of the toilet, and told me to hurry up and go back with me in the car in a while.
After they left, I turned around and went back to the ward, and the head of the worm saw that I was back again, and I walked to the hospital bed and whispered to him in his ear: "Director Li, I don't think your whole family has dysentery, it looks like food poisoning." ”
The head of the worm nodded and said, "That's what the doctor said, saying that it was dysentery caused by food poisoning." ”
I smiled at the corner of my mouth and said, "I have a mantra here, you can write it down, recite it three times in the morning, noon and evening, and ensure that you will be discharged from the hospital in three days." ”
"Really?" The head of the worm immediately raised his voice.
I hurriedly put my finger to my mouth, "Be quiet, don't let the doctors hear, remember, that's how the mantra is pronounced......"
Three days later, the head of the worm was discharged from the hospital.
The first thing I did when I was discharged from the hospital was to come to the factory to find me, when I happened to be on the day shift, the head of the long worm called me to the office, and I smoked and poured tea, the head of the worm said, I taught him this mantra is to work, after reading it, he came to the spirit, however, he read it alone, his wife and children are still lying in the hospital, and the condition seems to be getting more and more serious, ask me what I can do, can make his wife and children get better.
After listening to the long worm leader, I took a puff of my cigarette, thought about it, and said, "Yes, there is a way, but, Director Li, our fate is over." ”
The head of the long worm was stunned for a moment, "Huang He, you, what do you mean by this?" ”
I said: "As the saying goes, only again and again, not again and again, the rule of our family is, there are no more than three, we can calculate, I have helped your family three times before and after, fate is enough, can not help anymore." ”
When the head of the worm heard this, he immediately turned his face bitter, got up from the chair, took my hand and talked to me, and said New Year's greetings.
However, no matter what he said, I just didn't agree, either waved my hand or shook my head, and finally, I got up from my chair and shook my hand away.
Out of the door of the workshop office, I went directly into the workshop to find Yang Erge, I told Yang Erge, the worm head may look for you later, if he looks for you, no matter what he says, you will tell him to find Qiang Shun, you say, Qiang Shun and the Yellow River have played since childhood, no matter what Qiang Shun says, the Yellow River will agree.
The second brother and the second monk of Yang were puzzled and asked me what I meant and why I said that.
I said, don't care what I mean, eating persimmons must be looking for soft pinching, I guess he will definitely look for you, you just say what I taught you.
After explaining to the second brother Yang, I returned to my own post, my post was on the second floor, lying by the window and looking at the door of the workshop office, ten minutes later, the head of the long worm went out and came to the workshop, and after a while, brought the second brother Yang into the office.
I smiled, turned around and ran downstairs to find Qiang Shun, handed Qiang Shun a cigarette, the two of them sat together while smoking, I asked Qiang Shun, "Last time, we went to the house of the head of the worm, how do you feel?" ”
Qiang Shun was stunned for a moment, and asked inexplicably: "What do you feel, what do you mean by this?" ”
I ignored him, and then asked, "You say, how much does it cost to build the two buildings in the long worm leader's house together?" ”
Qiang Shun still looked inexplicable, took a puff of cigarette and said: "One building, now it is built for eighty or ninety thousand, and two buildings down, it is almost the same if it is not two hundred thousand." ”
I said, "If you want to put it that way, they have a lot of money, don't they?" ”
Qiang Shun nodded, "That must be rich." ”
"That's good." I patted Qiangshun on the shoulder and got up to leave.
Qiang Shun shouted behind me, "What do you mean you ......"