Chapter 44: This Is Not a Serious Story!
What is this?
The article is not long, probably tens of thousands of words. It only took Lu Mao a moment to finish reading this document.
But after reading it, he really wanted to leave immediately.
Is this really a movie script? Or is it just a test of his game?
Look at all the nonsense written!
Once upon a time there was a little girl named Little Red Riding Hood. She is very beautiful and very gentle. However, she just has a big problem, she doesn't like men!
Little Red Riding Hood only has one relative, her grandmother, so she is very worried about Little Red Riding Hood's situation, and she does not bother to arrange many blind dates for her.
Among them, there are both the domineering president Long Aotian and the neighbor Ye Liangchen.
However, Little Red Riding Hood did not look down on any of them.
Grandma becomes suspicious of Little Red Riding Hood's sexuality and secretly hires a private investigator named "Hunter" to follow Little Red Riding Hood's whereabouts.
Finally, Little Red Riding Hood's secret, which had been hidden for years, was discovered by the "hunters". The hunter soon told Little Red Riding Old's grandmother what he had gotten.
"I guessed you weren't normal, but I thought you were just playing with something else. I didn't expect you to like humans and beasts! ”
The grandmother is very angry, she dislikes the identity of the big bad wolf, and decides to stop this undeserved love.
At the same time, in order to dispel the big bad wolf's extravagant hopes, Little Red Riding Hood's grandmother used her power to suppress the big bad wolf's family's industry.
Faced with his grandmother's aggressiveness, the big bad wolf had no choice but to defect to his wolf cousin who sold soap on the green grassland.
"Cousin, cousin supports you in this matter. Don't you just want to marry Little Red Riding Hood, let's give you a castle to make sure her grandmother has nothing to say. ”
The wolf's cousin was very atmospheric, and gave his huge castle in the green grassland to the big bad wolf.
The big bad wolf was very happy and came to Little Red Riding Hood's house with the real estate deed.
Grandma's attitude is much better this time, but she still does not allow Little Red Riding Hood to marry the big bad wolf.
"Little Red Riding Hood is a man, and you are a wolf, there is no possibility between you at all!"
Little Red Riding Hood's grandmother's words broke the hearts of Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf.
Since then, although the grandmother no longer forbids the big bad wolf to meet Little Red Riding Hood, she is still firmly opposed to the marriage of the two of them.
The big bad wolf had no choice but to turn to his wolf cousin, who sold lubricants in the green grassland.
Uncle Cousin patted the big bad wolf on the shoulder and said in a vicissitudes of tone: "Gray, don't be discouraged. Didn't the ancestors say that where there is a will, there is a way! Uncle shows you the way, you take Little Red Riding Hood to go, and the guarantee is done. ”
So, the big bad wolf followed the instructions of Uncle Wolf's cousin. With Little Red Riding Hood, he secretly came to a place called Taiguo.
"Can you really turn into a wolf?"
Little Red Riding Hood asked, apprehensive.
The doctor, who looked like a big guy, comforted: "Don't panic, don't say that people have become wolves, but wolves have become humans, and we have done it many times." ”
The doctor's assurances made Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf very happy.
Finally, the operation was successful!
Little Red Riding Hood finally turned into a ...... Ugly she-wolf!
Little Red Riding Hood thought that the big bad wolf would dislike her appearance, but unexpectedly, the big bad wolf didn't say anything.
On the day he was discharged from the hospital, Little Red Riding Hood looked at the big bad wolf with an extra scar on his face and couldn't help but burst into tears.
"Why are you willing to give your blood? You know what, you're disfigured and you have an extra scar on your face! ”
The big bad wolf shook his head and said very calmly: "If I don't do this, how can you become a wolf?" ”
Little Red Riding Hood cried, and she felt sorry for the big bad wolf.
Because, before the big bad wolf was disfigured, he was really handsome and handsome.
But now......
"Don't cry, at least, we can be together, can't we!"
"Hmm!"
Little Red Riding Hood wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes and hugged the big bad wolf tightly.
They thought they would be blessed by Little Red Riding Hood's grandmother.
Unexpectedly, when she learned that Little Red Riding Hood had turned into a wolf, her grandmother died of anger.
Little Red Riding Hood was sad, really sad.
The Big Bad Wolf found a pan at the table, picked it up, and handed it to Little Red Riding Hood.
"Take it, from today onwards, you will beat me with this, I killed my grandmother!"
Little Red Riding Hood held the pan in one hand, but she cried even more sadly.
"If I don't beat you, I'll be the one who loves me the most, and if I beat you away, no one will love me."
"No, no matter how much you beat me, I won't leave you."
"Because, you're my favorite Little Red Riding Cycle!"
Little Red Riding Hood burst into tears and laughed, picked up the pan and struck it on the top of the big bad wolf's head. After knocking, the two couldn't help but hug each other. Hug each other tightly, for fear that the other party will leave him.
Since then, there have been no Big Bad Wolves and Little Red Riding Hoods.
Yes, it's just the gray wolf and the red wolf who live in a castle in the green grassland.
[End of the play]
……
"Anyway, it'...... What the hell is this? ”
Lu Mao pointed to the screen and asked with a smile.
Li Hong said with a straight face: "Our script, it's not me who blows it, this is more enjoyable than any urban novel." You see, there is not only wealth in this, but also a slap in the face, and more pretending. Not to mention, this story is so positive! ”
"But...... But ......"
Lu Mao was completely confused by Li Hong, what he said made sense!
"Don't but, think about it, what's popular right now? Mother-in-law and daughter-in-law Shemale? Love? I didn't get any of this! This is a well-selling script! ”
After all, he is a street writer, and Li Hong's familiarity with the market trend is by no means comparable to that of an otaku like Lu Mao.
Let's see, "Mother-in-law Wars"? There's it!
"Painted Skin", "Flower Thousand Bone"......
Shemale love? There are also these!
"Rush Abortion", "In Those Years, We Aborted Together" ......
Booming love? There's a lot of it here!
Don't talk to Li Hong about drama theory or anything, just turn on the camera and do it!
If you make a profit, hurry up and shoot a continuation, and if you lose it, you will break up on the spot!
Besides, this kind of script is not popular, so it's really intolerable.
"That boss, I want to ask, is this...... Who wrote this script? Lu Mao asked in a low voice.
What? Who wrote it? Li Hong was really convinced by Lu Mao, and the author's column clearly wrote the three big characters of "chalk white", but he didn't find it.
Pointing to the author column, Li Hong was too lazy to introduce.
"Well, this is written by a street. Don't blame me for not telling you in advance, this is the ace screenwriter of our sweet potato film and television. If you want to say that the scripts he wrote, they are millions of ......"
Anyway, it's all about bragging about yourself, and you don't brag about it.
After calming down for a while, Lu Mao asked thoughtfully: "Boss, how much money do you plan to invest in this drama?" ”
Li Hong hurriedly counted his small treasury to see how many wives were enough to toss.
On the other side of the rivers and lakes, now the daily flow of water has also stabilized. I don't dare to say anything else, there are still hundreds of thousands a day. After all, that's a dozen worlds of top-up fees.
In addition, Li Hong also has a lot of manuscript fees.
The farce between him and Kamilon before, he was very popular on the Chinese Internet at the end.
With tips and subscriptions, Li Hong earned millions of dollars this month.
In other words, he is now a "successful person"!
"Let's get 10 million first, if it's not enough, we can invest more. Let's say okay first, don't burn money for special effects, just do the whole Sanmao. ”
Li Hong was not surprised at all by the extent of the crew's money burning. The only requirement is that the effects be compressed as much as possible.
"However, the industry standard is a whole five cents!" Lu Mao felt a little embarrassed.
Li Hong raised his eyebrows and said angrily: "What the whole thing is five-cent, we are not a film that sells special effects." ”
"And what's our selling point?" Lu Mao asked in a daze.
"The purest love movie ever! Absolutely! ”