Chapter 22: QAQ is damned!
Her rotten girl's heart accidentally burned!
It's another false move, in the eyes of everyone, she is taking things out of thin air, but in fact, she took a Polaroid from the wooden card.
How can such a friendly picture not be treasured?
'Click'
After a few minutes, the photo spit out.
Sun Wukong and the others took a look at the side and were quite surprised, such a powerful baby, he was able to take a portrait into it.
Bi Shiye saw that one by one stretched out his head to poke at him, and he was amused, so he simply passed the photo down and looked around before taking it back.
"It's called a photo, and this is a camera, just press this button, and you can take a picture of the scene you see."
Bi Shiye took a few personal photos of the master and apprentice in the shade of the tree in a teaching style with a camera, and handed the photos to everyone.
The apprentices led by Sun Wukong are very happy, all of them are very novel, although the camera is strange in this face, but they are all immortals and Buddhas, and their receptivity is much higher than that of the pure ancients behind.
"Teacher Bi, this, the camera? Can I borrow the camera and let me have a look? ”
Sun Wukong held the photo and looked at the camera.
Bi Shiye nodded, reached out and handed the camera over. One by one, staring at it so hotly, she was weird and awkward.
As soon as the camera was in their hands, Zhu Bajie and the others no longer suppressed the curiosity in their hearts, and rushed to Sun Wukong's side and surrounded him.
"Let's let, let's go."
Sun Wukong kicked the Polaroid into his arms and glared at him with one eye, but no one was really afraid after getting along for a long time.
Everyone's brothers, it's normal to fight and make trouble.
"Eh, my temper is hey."
Flipping the hand and spinning, the slender stick flies out of the ear and gradually grows larger.
Sun Wukong swept away the golden hoop stick, forcing everyone to hurriedly retreat.
"Senior brother, what are you doing here, be careful not to hurt Master."
As soon as Zhu Bajie stood firm, he complained, and in the meat wall that had just surrounded Sun Wukong, there was a ball of meat named Tang Seng.
"Huh."
Sun Wukong gave him a sneer, please experience it yourself.
Don't hurt Master? Then you can help him, if he is not blind, next to the master are Lao Sha and Xiao Bailong.
"Don't make any noise, this is what Lao Sun asked Teacher Bi to come, if you want to see it, go ask it yourself!"
As he spoke, Sun Wukong carried the golden hoop stick to his shoulder.
"Why aren't you so active when you usually fight youkai?"
"Isn't that senior brother, you started too fast and didn't give us a chance to perform."
Zhu Bajie's face stiffened, and he quibbled.
"Hey Lao Sha, did you say?"
Sand Monk: ......
“666。”
All:......
Monk Sha grinned, "I'm just a salted fish, I can only shout 666." ”
So don't ask him, he doesn't make anything, he doesn't understand anything. Mi is wrong, he is just a salted fish who will shout '666'.
"Okay, Monkey King, don't you want to take a good look at this camera. You might as well take a few photos yourself and get started. ”
She didn't take out the camera on the spot, she brought it here to teach them how to use the camera, and take some gossip or something for her on the way to learn the scriptures.
For example, the tryst between the Bull Demon King and the jade-faced Jiaohu, when the monster with a background loses, the parents come to ask for someone...... and so on can extort large sums of money from the wealth of the photo.
You must know that the more immortal and godly, the more you have to be faced. Of course, spirits are no exception.
"Then thank you Mr. Bi."
Sun Wukong was overjoyed, took back the golden hoop stick, held the camera in his hands with both hands, and followed Bi Shiye's example, holding it as if he were holding it.
"Come on, come on, take pictures, who wants to come."
shouted a mouthful, and before he could shout again, the head of Zhu Bajie over there responded to the peace.
"I, I, I, I!"
"Me too!"
"And me, big brother!"
"Hmm, hmm......"
All of them are looking forward to it, and Sun Wukong is not ambiguous, the first photo is in no particular order, everyone comes together.
everybody together high.high.high!
The first time I took a photo, everyone was a little nervous, and one by one they turned their backs to find a corner and began to tidy up their appearance. The sand monk who has been making salted fish is also carefully groomed with his beard.
Tang Seng thought about it, as a master, he should be solemn when he first appeared on the camera.
So, he walked to the wooden box and bent down to take out the colorful brocade robe that the Bodhisattva had given him, and meticulously put it on.
He straightened his hat again, held the nine-ring tin staff, and stood very consciously among the four people.
That's right, four. After the little white dragon turned into a human form, he didn't change back again.
If you take a screenshot of this picture alone, it feels very imposing, but with the monkey holding the camera in front of you, it looks very funny.
This scene has the feeling of being filmed by the crew.
"OK, Wukong, I ask them questions, and when they answer, you press the button, understand?"
Sun Wukong raised his eyebrows, this is not a spell of some kind of spell, but Teacher Bi didn't read it just now.
"Got it."
Seeing the monkey nodding, Bi Shiye shouted at the four masters and apprentices.
"Is Monkey King beautiful?"
After speaking, the four people over there, including Sun Wukong, were stunned. A smile followed.
The teacher replied loudly.
"Beautiful!"
Bi Shiye also laughed, isn't it beautiful, the monkey used to call himself the Monkey King, but he has learned more from the world, and he also knows that beauty is to describe girls.
It's hard to say that word now. But you can't always answer 'not beautiful'.
That's really not a good question.
Sun Wukong pouted, and his hand movements didn't stop, hum, see how he teaches these lessons later.
Say it's too late, then it's too fast.
As soon as Sun Wukong's fingers touched the button, a cool breeze suddenly blew around.
When the button was pressed, the sky exploded, and a purple gold tribulation thunder instantly condensed and slashed towards him.
Sun Wukong felt that something was wrong at that time, took out the camera, took out the golden hoop stick, and shouted to everyone to step back.
As soon as he moved away from his original position, the thunderbolt hit the ground, blasting a large black hole.
And God saw that he lost his hand, and several thunderbolts were split down in a row, all pointing to Sun Wukong.
provoked him to scold the thief.
But the thunder robbery is not easy to hide, not to mention that his cultivation is still sealed by the old bald donkey, not to mention, but also to protect everyone from injury, this taste is not too sour.
"What kind of madness are you!"
He hadn't been tortured and hacked when he made trouble in the Heavenly Palace, so his brain was pumped this day.
Just when he couldn't stand it and was about to give God a few sticks directly, his eyes suddenly darkened, and he was protected behind Bi Shiye.
Sun Wukong was stunned for a moment, and then shouted.
"Teacher Bi, get out of the way!"
This ray is not a vegetarian!
"Rest assured. It can't help me. ”
Bi Shiye didn't look back, looking straight at the sky, she had always thought that the two major forces in this world were Heavenly Court and Buddhism, but she ignored that there was a Heavenly Dao above it.
And today, as soon as she entered the Journey to the West, she got out of this heavenly way.
Really, Hi Da Punp.
The camera, which does not belong to this plane, violates the rules of the Heavenly Dao of this world, and once it is used, it will be punished by heaven.
Bi Shiye is protected by the office and her household registration is not on this plane, so she has nothing to use, but Sun Wukong uses it, and it is very bad.
As soon as the thunderstorm came out, Xiao Yezi immediately told her the ins and outs of the matter.
As for the previous primordial plane lighter for Mao, it was because the lighter was just a disguise, in essence, it was a wisp of Liuding Divine Fire, one of the four heavenly fires, which basically conformed to the laws of all planes.
It's simply the darling of heaven. No wonder the barbecue is so delicious.