Chapter Twenty-Nine: The Comeback
After the sigh, the audience was silent for a while, but suddenly there was a loud noise:
"Grass! What a bully! The professional women's team is compared to the third-rate amateur men's team?! ”
"That's it! There are more gentlemen who can play football, where are the gangs who are looking for them! ”
"These grandsons! It's a shame for us! Hey, it's a big guy standing up to pee, huh? Ah, go down! ”
"Hey! Dude, do you need help? Squeak."
Even the referee asked with concern after blowing the goal whistle:
"Blue clothes, my team members are probably still resting, do you want to change?"
Lan Yi propped his hands on his knees, looked down at the ground between his feet, and he regretted it a little: in order to apply for the sports institute, he really didn't study in the cultural class, so that now he needs a hole in the ground, and he doesn't know how it happens!
Foot pedaling? Punch hammer? It doesn't seem to be suitable, it seems that only with the help of the power of nature, an earthquake will come at this time! However, it seems that after the 1976 X-Mountain earthquake, BJ is usually stable except for a little haze, hey, why is it so smooth and rainy, and there is no natural disaster?
Lan Yi spit on his "conscience":
"Since there won't be a hole in the ground out of thin air that can hide your face in it, then you have to face the "Thousand Fingers", right? The big husband can bend and stretch, I don't believe it, a few "little goblins" can still make big waves! ”
He cheered up, decisively rejected the "foreign aid", clapped his hands, and encouraged his dejected brother:
"Brothers, see? These goblins are the ones who put their noses on their faces, and they can't show mercy to their feet anymore! ”
The few immediately gritted their teeth and argued:
"Grass! I was embarrassed to get down just now, for fear of kicking the little thin legs. ”
"Yes, yes! There is no family affection on the field, let alone the football field! It's a face-turning for both husband and wife! It's time to rush, it's time to crash. ”
"Really! Let them enter a play, forget it, and put it on the face, it must be educated, educated! ”
At the moment, there are piles of ambitions to prepare for a "violent revolution" on his lips, and he secretly understands in his heart:
The eyes of the masses are bright!
The contest between men and women, if you just rely on rampage to win the score, for the men who are a little ashamed, it is the same as losing, dark: maybe you won't be able to get out of this playground today!
What does it take to conquer people's hearts and subdue these goblins? Skills! Skills! Skills!
Only by showing his true strength can he regain the "qualification to stand up to pee" (a buddy has an unusual sensitivity to whether his male characteristics are confused)
"Toot-"
The referee blew the whistle again, and the crowd of black pressure also quieted down instantly, and the spectators were mostly boys, although the two sides of the ball almost didn't know each other, but in terms of maintaining male dignity, there was still the so-called "common hatred and hatred" feelings, especially when the strength of the two sides was very different, the kind people still sympathized with the weak! Therefore, many people still send sincere blessings:
"Come on, buddy!"
The tears in the blue clothes almost soared out:
"Grass! Don't you want to be so sincere! ”
He looked at the leading girl who was about 5 meters away from him opposite, and the latter's smiling face was very contagious and bright! Lan Yi couldn't help but smile:
"Goddess, I don't want to be your servant, I'm going to be your oak!"
Finally settled down and kicked off.