"Mother, how long will Yingchen stay in our house?"

I asked weakly.

How I wish that my gentle, beautiful, and understanding mother would answer me like this, "It won't be long before your cousin will soon be back at his house." ”

Unfortunately, the reply I received was the opposite, "Two months to go." ”

A wail sounded mournfully in my heart.

God, why is it so long? I have to put up with that idiot cousin in my house for two months?

I can't stand him for a day now!

"Xiang'er, are you reluctant to let your cousin leave?" my mother asked me, touching my head.

Even though I was sixteen years old and would be married in a year, I was still a child in my mother's eyes that would never grow up. So in private, when my mother talks to me, she always touches my head from time to time.

How is that possible? Don't get me wrong, old lady!

"Hehe, if he leaves my house tomorrow, I will definitely be reluctant, but there are still two months, I don't think there is any reluctance and reluctance in this. I smiled and said.

"Xiang'er's words, Wei Niang didn't understand. "My mother looked at me.

I sighed, "Forget it, mother, my cousin is still waiting in the study for me to teach him how to draw, and my daughter has gone to the study." ”

I decided not to tell my mother. Even if she knew what I meant, she wouldn't have met my request.

I am the only child in my family, and over the years, my family has always felt that I am living a lonely life, so whenever the children of relatives and friends come to my house to play, my parents are very happy, because they think that I will have someone to accompany me.

Actually, I never felt lonely, and I even liked the small world alone.

But no matter how I explain it, my family just doesn't believe it. They always felt that if I was alone, I would be very lonely.

Ten days is my limit for contact with strangers, and now that little kid has been in my house for half a month, and he has already exceeded my limit. Now that I heard that he had two months to leave my house, I had to think of something to do about it.

Out of my mother's room, I thought as I walked to my study.

I'm not a bad person, so I'm not going to think about how to scare that little kid out of my house. I was thinking about how I could find an excuse to spend two months in a nunnery or a Taoist temple or something.

Say I want to be enlightened?

This reason is definitely not good, they will definitely wonder if I have seen through the red dust or something.

So, in order to achieve a higher level of achievement in chess, where do I go to cultivate my life?

This one doesn't seem to work either. Although our family affairs are famous in Suzhou City, if I say this to my father, he will definitely ask me in one sentence, when will you go, why do you have to go when your cousin comes to our house to play? After asking this sentence, he will definitely continue to nag me a few words, you see you, usually alone, it is rare for my cousin to come over, you should accompany him more.

So what reason is there to say?

I rubbed my chin in distress.

While I was thinking, I unconsciously walked back to the study.

The door to the study was open, and as soon as I stepped inside, the sound of a little kid whirring pierced my eardrums.

"Cousin, cousin, don't you think I'm cute?"

I took a soft breath and tried to look like a sister and friendly.

However, as soon as my eyes glanced at my drawing table, I felt like my struggling smile was going to stiffen.

"Am I cute, isn't I cute?" the little fellow, who didn't know what he had done wrong, tugged at my sleeve and tried to bring his head with a lot of brushes in front of me.

I ignored the pen on his head, then looked at the emerald green and cute little snake on my drawing table, lowered my head and asked, "Yingchen, I told you to stay in the study obediently and play, are you disobedient again?"

The little guy was slightly stunned for a moment, and then suddenly smiled brightly, "No, no, I've been obediently listening to my cousin." ”

I pointed to the green snake on the table and said, "So, what's the matter with that bug?"

The little guy looked back in the direction of my finger and said, "Oh, that's what I painted." ”

"But it's moving, and it's still spitting snakes at me. ”

"What's so strange about this? Ye Gong can also draw dragons flying into the sky. ”

I looked at this stinky boy wordlessly.

Seeing that I no longer looked at the snake, the little kid arched his head full of brushes in front of me again, and asked stupidly, "Cousin, do you say that I am so cute?"

I tugged at the corners of my mouth, smiling at the flesh, "Put away the snake you drew for me." By the way, I'll sort out all the paper you've scattered, and of course, the brushes on your head. ”

I thought the little kid was going to give me a couple of words before I reluctantly cleaned up.

Who knows, after I finished speaking, he hung his head, said "oh", and obediently went to clean up.

It's a bit of a surprise, but I still hate this little kid.

Thinking about the first day I got along with him, he made my well-organized life close to abnormal, and thinking about the idiotic things he did one after another that made me cry and laugh in the next half month of getting along, and I couldn't have a good impression of him anyway.

Leaning against the door, I watched as the little guy approached the snake on the table. I don't worry about snakes biting him, that kid seems to have a natural ability to tame animals, and the creatures in my yard, fierce as snakes, cute as rabbits, there is nothing he can't reach.

When he approached the snake, it was no surprise that as soon as he stretched out his hand, he casually grabbed the snake by the neck.

And then

After he caught the snake, he brought a small bench at his feet and hung the snake on my book window!

"Yingchen, what are you doing with the snake there?" I asked in surprise.

"Didn't my cousin tell me that I should hang it up to dry when I'm done?" the little guy looked back at me puzzled.

It is indeed my habit to hang my painted paintings on the book window to dry.

However, "I'm drying paintings where the ink hasn't dried yet." If the snake you drew can move, it means that its ink is dry, so why do you need to hang it?" I said with a laugh and a cry.

"Oh. So, I'm releasing it now?" asked the little one cautiously.

"Yes, yes, release. "I try to maintain my image as a good sister.

When the little guy took the snake to the yard, I looked down at my study, which should have been neat and clean, and silently rubbed the core of my head, and before he returned, I bent down to pick up the paper and books that had fallen everywhere.

Squatting on the ground, my lower abdomen ached faintly. It's not a stomach problem, it's caused by someone kicking it.

But when I was kicked, I blamed my mouth.

Thinking back to what happened the day before yesterday, I really have a bitter tear.

At that time, I ate something cold at noon, so my stomach was not very upset. In the afternoon, I played in the yard with the little kids, and because of stomach discomfort, I kept covering my stomach with one hand. The little kid kicked the pebbles, not paying attention to me. Then he asked me to kick the pebble with him, and when I refused, he asked me why? I didn't know why, but suddenly he said, I have worms in my stomach, and it's very uncomfortable, so I can't kick it.

Then, tragedy struck, "Bugs, this is simple, I'll help my cousin get rid of it!" The foot that was kicking the stone suddenly stopped, and it flew up to my stomach!

It was so powerful that I almost didn't vomit what I ate at noon.

"Alright, cousin, come and play with me. ”

At the moment when I couldn't help strangling him, I was thinking about a serious question, how did the second aunt live to bring this stinky boy to the age of ten?

"Cousin, shall we go out shopping today? You haven't taken me out for a few days. ”

Yingchen didn't know when she would release the snake and came back.

"No, I can't. "I didn't think about it and turned him down.

"Oh, it's because I have to tidy up the house now, so can't I?" Ying Chen innocently ran to the papers he messed up and looked at them.

"It's not. I said.

"Why is that, cousin?" Ying Chen looked at me with an aggrieved expression.

"Because you hit someone the last time you went shopping. I said with a blank face.

"But, that's because someone scolded my cousin last time?" Yingchen said aggrievedly and loudly.

"Why didn't I hear that?" I looked at him quizzically.

"How is that possible? That adult is scolding so loudly!"

"Oh, how do people scold them?"

"Don't you remember, cousin? At that inn we were at the time, a man threw a jar of wine, and then he pointed to the jar of wine and said that it was a fart of Bailianxiang! What did he say behind him, 'his grandmother's', 'his grandfather's', Hun Qiu, or something, and my cousin's name wasn't Bailianxiang? Wasn't he referring to Sang and scolding Huai?"

Well, this kid's IQ actually knows the allusion to Sang scolding Huai.

It is worthy of being born in a scholarly family.

However, this thing is not what he said it is.

"If I remember correctly, when that person was smashing the jar, he was talking about a fart of a hundred years of fragrant wine, right?

"No, all I heard was scolding my sister!"

"If you don't believe me, let's go to the inn and ask now?"

"Just ask!"

"After asking, if things are not what you heard, you have to apologize to them. I said jokingly.

"So what if?" asked Yingchen.

"If so, I'll go shopping with you every day. ”

"Okay, it's a deal!"

"Well, it's a deal!"

I was finally able to see this kid eat deflated, and even though I didn't like shopping at all, I was happy to go out today. Wait for you to apologize to others, and see how I educate you in front of them.

In the past few days, I have been stared at by my father and mother at home, and I have always maintained the image of a good sister, and at the same time, I have been angry.

Now it's finally time to vent.