Chapter 120: The Women's War (Part II)
Throughout the ages, wherever there are women gathered, it is easy to cause trouble. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info As the saying goes, three women in one play, three ****** foreheads, damn it, it's far away.
In short, if you want to be quiet, you must not put a woman in one place. It's no wonder that after Lao Qiao learned that Ah Li was also an errand runner, his admiration for our industry increased sharply.
When it comes to the influence of women in their industry, it is a bit complicated. According to the testament of Old Master Qiao, if Xia Dou wants to come out alive, it is more effective than lighting a candle in the southeast corner of the tomb, which is a woman. There are two situations here, one is called "prevention before it happens", three days before the fight, bathing and changing clothes, cleaning yourself, not to have sex with women, and not to let women appear within a radius of 100 meters around you, you must go to the tomb with a pure yang body, and the chance of coming out alive is relatively large.
The other is called "abandoning the car to protect the handsome", in case in those three days, accidentally by the woman close, when going down to the grave, you must take the woman down, meet the old zongzi who is not stiff for 10,000 years, then this woman will be offered to the old zongzi as a living sacrifice, in order to keep the team safe.
After listening to it, I felt that Lao Qiao's ancestor was a bit discriminatory against women, and if he met a female zongzi in the tomb, it would be more effective to throw a man in.
Lao Qiao later said that this regulation was actually used by his grandfather to scare his grandmother, but in the end, he couldn't scare him, and his grandmother still went to the tomb with his grandfather, becoming a pair of condor heroes who everyone envied in the tomb robbery world.
I suddenly remembered my master and grandmother, if my master was still alive, now I and my grandmother should be a pair of fairy couples that everyone envies!
At this time, the junior brother suddenly bumped into me and said from between his teeth: "Senior brother, why are you in a daze? These two aunts and grandmothers are about to fucking fight, you still have the fucking leisure to wander too much? ”
I was stunned for a moment, quickly retracted my thoughts, and was listening to Ah Li say, "...... Linking the mural with the Guge Silver Eye is simply imposing cause and effect, and whether the black cloud ground crack is artificial or natural formation remains to be determined. If the only connection between these three is the brown-haired civet cat, could it be that the senior sister made inferences based on the whereabouts of a beast? ”
The corners of the senior sister's mouth have always maintained an upward arc, and her hands are on her shoulders, which is her habitual action when suppressing her anger. As soon as Ah Li's voice fell, the senior sister raised her eyebrows: "Finished?" Let's take a look at this after that. As she spoke, she tilted her head towards Guge's silver eyes and straddled the corner of the lotus platform with one foot - her legs were thin and long, and her fat hiking pants looked good and good on her legs, and the cuffs were tucked into the martin boots, revealing a different kind of neutral beauty.
I'm sorry, but when my sister made this seemingly indecent move, these were the first things that came to my mind. If this action is made by any other woman, it will definitely look vulgar and ugly, but Senior Sister can combine the curvaceous beauty of a woman and the heroism of a man, which is pleasing to the eye.
I dare to pack the ticket, I must be the only one who thinks so, because after the senior sister's voice fell, only Ah Li walked over and watched alone, the junior brother and Lao Qiao were like two nerds, and their eyes were straight.
I suddenly had a feeling that my cabbage was arched by a pig, cleared my throat, and bumped into the middle between my junior brother and Lao Qiao: "What is it?" ”
Ah Li was squatting next to the Buddha cave on the west side of the Buddhist shrine, and I also squatted down and followed the light of her flashlight to look at the base of the lotus platform. I saw that in an extremely inconspicuous place there, a string of foreign characters about four centimeters long was engraved, with smooth lines, beautiful shapes, and fucking gilded! It's just that the pen is too powerful, and I, a high-achieving student who graduated from a regular university, didn't recognize it for a long time, and only vaguely saw two letters, "a" and "g".
At this time, the junior brother shouted from behind: "Damn, Yangwen? What the fuck is this writing? Old Joe, do you know each other? ”
Old Qiao laughed and said: "Second brother, don't make fun of me, I can't even recognize the twenty-six letters, how can I know what is written?" ”
The junior brother was stunned: "Twenty-six? Isn't it twenty-four? a, b, c, d, e, f, g......" said, turning his fingers to check.
Damn, none of them are reliable! I turned my head and asked, "Senior sister, do you know what is written on this?" ”
Senior sister also squatted down and shook her head: "I think, it should be a name or something." For example, 'Englishman, Henry Strong'. ”
I subconsciously looked at Ah Li, and saw that she was staring down at the string of letters, with a serious expression, and the corners of her mouth were pursed into a line, which must have been very uncomfortable in my heart.
Either way, ginger is still old and spicy! Senior sister should have found this thing when she was surveying around before, as the last hole card, she kept it and didn't say anything, just waiting for Ah Li to show the cards one by one. The senior sister seems to be losing and retreating, but in fact, she is advancing by retreating, and when Ah Li has played all the cards in her hand, she will come to a king bomb, surprise, attack her unprepared, and defeat the enemy with one blow.
Calling the senior sister, Ah Li is still too young.
I couldn't help but speak for Ah Li: "Senior sister, is it possible that it is a mark left by future generations?" Similar to a contact symbol with a teammate? As soon as the words came out, I felt like my brain was caught in the door, and my concern was chaotic.
Sure enough, Lao Qiao said in the back: "Brother Qianyi, although the contact symbol is special, it is not so special that it needs to be written in gold juice, and it is also a foreign language!" This is clearly not in line with the quickness and stealth required by the contact symbol, and if everyone passing by can easily detect it, the team is essentially exposed. ”
I was so speechless that I had to shut my mouth and pretend to be dumb. At this moment, Ah Li suddenly said: "I seem to have seen this symbol." (To be continued.) )