The old man was fast, and in a few clicks, he cut out a pile of small paper figures holding hands. After raising a "borrowed soldier" charm, the little paper figure began to be windless and automatic, shaking as if he wanted to stand up.

The iron pillar was stunned from the side, and Wang Meimei, who was lying on the wall with a gecko, seemed to be frightened, and she "leaped" from the wall to the big wardrobe by the kang very quickly. The cabinet is very high, only forty or fifty centimeters from the roof, and she jumped up without hitting her head, which is not something that ordinary little daughters-in-law at home can practice.

Tie Zhu's attention was attracted by the old man's Yin soldier paper man, he didn't notice what was happening here, and suddenly heard that the voice was wrong, turned his head to look over, and saw a black shadow rushing down head-on, scaring him "Mom", and he was about to dodge.

Seeing this, I hurriedly stepped forward, sealed his position, reached out to catch Wang Meili who was rushing towards the iron pillar, and threw her on the kang. This is also due to her petite and thin, if this is an old lady who eats elbows and gnaws pig's trotters for 200 catties every day, I may not dare to stretch out my hand.

Wang Meili was thrown and screamed again and again, this is not my ruthless hands, it is really an instinctive reaction between lightning and flint. The position where the iron pillar stands is very important, it is the demon gate in the "Yin Eight Gates", and the Yin Eight Gates are divided into people, gods, ghosts, demons, demons, monsters, spirits, and animals. The old man's intention to let the iron pillar occupy the demon gate is obvious, and the thing attached to Wang Meili is not a ghost, but a demon.

Seal the demon gate with the body of pure yang, then the monster attached to Wang Meili will not be able to slip away from this house with the help of demon energy, and the old man will be able to catch turtles in the urn.

Now this monster must have seen that the old man was about to use the Yin soldiers to surround it, so he was ready to break through the iron pillar and flee. It's a pity that it ignored me, who had been skimming around.

I know the doorway here, but the iron pillar doesn't. Seeing that I threw his little mother on the hard earthen kang with a fall, she grinned and screamed, and immediately wanted to rush over to see if his little mother had broken it.

I grabbed Tiezhu's arm and told him firmly and unquestioningly: "Stand still, your little mother is still saved." If you let her run away, then your little mother's soul will not be recovered at all. ”

When Tie Zhu heard that it involved such a high-level thing as the soul, he didn't dare to move at the moment, and asked me anxiously: "You can't break people by falling like this, right?" ”

"Don't worry, it's sturdy!"

Before the words fell, Wang Meili made a "bang" on the kang and bounced. Yes, that's right, just bounced. Originally, I fell on the kang with a muscle, like a bow, bounced up from the kang, twisted and turned one hundred and eighty degrees, and when she fell, she became lying on top of the kang with four legs, her eyes glowing green, and her throat and eyes made a "gurgling" sound.

"See?" I pointed to her and said to the pillar, "Does this body look like it has been broken?" Do you try this whole difficult move? ”

Tie Zhu hurriedly shook his head, and leaned on me with a little weakness: "Brother, what's wrong, why is this so scary?" It's not like mental illness. ”

"Do you know now that you're a little bit of an afterthought?" I looked at his gradually whitening face helplessly, and said with a smile: "But you don't have to worry, it will be fine soon!" ”

After speaking, I stepped on the kang with an arrow. Wang Meimei's eyes showed a fierce light, her body swung and slid over, and her hands grabbed my feet and neck like the claws of hairy crabs.

I didn't have to try it to know that if this one was caught by her, the bald skin would be light.

So I hurriedly tapped the edge of the kang, and came to the legendary "flat sand and falling geese", and sat on Wang Meimei's soft buttocks, pressing her firmly under her. Locking her arm back, I lay down......

A trance made me realize what the mountain thought when Wuzhi Mountain pressed Sun Dasheng......

"Rely on ......" Tie Zhu didn't know what he was thinking, and sighed in shock and with a little jealousy.

Wang Meimei, who was pressed under me, naturally refused to be obediently restrained, and twisted her body desperately, trying to throw me off. I was like driving a boat on the sea, the waves were rough and dangerous, and I couldn't help but ask for help: "I said, old man, can you hurry up?" Waiting for chicken? ”

The old man ignored me, and when I looked up, I saw that he was pinching his fingers angrily, and his eyes were glancing at the old locust tree outside the window.

"Originally, it was not easy for you to practice, and I didn't plan to trouble you, but I didn't expect you to be embarrassed." The old man rushed out after saying this, raised his leg and kicked the old locust tree fiercely.

The power of this foot spread upwards from the roots of the tree, and in a moment, the whole tree trembled as if someone had choked and tickled the flesh, and the leaves fell like rain, and fell to the ground in a blink of an eye.

It is estimated that Tie Zhu has experienced all the frightens in his life today, because he can't understand what the hell is going on, everything seems so dreamy. His little mother seemed to have turned into a beast, and at this moment she was being pressed under her in a nightdress, and with the fierce writhing and struggle, her chest inevitably revealed a white flower, dazzling. After the legendary old mage cut the paper, he inexplicably competed with the old tree in the yard, and kicked the old tree from the scorching heat to the late autumn with one kick, and the leaves fell all over the ground. It makes people wonder if this is an old mage or an old boxer.

I lay on Wang Meimei's body, which was neither soft nor stiff, tilted my head, looked at the confused iron pillar and the old man who was "crazy" in the yard, and sighed that I had opened the door to a new world for a good materialist boy, and I didn't know whether this was right or wrong. At the same time, I secretly admired the old man's majesty, and his gestures were full of thunder, and he was a model for my generation.

The old man kicked this foot, and stretched out his hand on the thick tree for a virtual drawing, in an instant, the yard rolled up the wind and sand out of thin air, and the fallen leaves were blown everywhere, the old man stood in the hunting wind, the corners of his clothes flew up, his eyes were like torches, his hands were sealed, and he shouted: "your second uncle!" A palm struck out and slammed into the tree.

The originally clear sky darkened suddenly, and a large number of dark clouds covered the sun, and the black pressed towards this small courtyard selling meat.

The wind and clouds have changed! Even fools can see that the old man is not an extraordinary person! Otherwise, where did it come from such a coincidence, just kicking and slapping a big tree can lead to a large area of dark clouds?

This spectacle not only attracted the attention of me and Tiezhu, but also fascinated Wang Meimei. No longer twisting his soft waist, but constantly rolling his eyes, and shouting indistinctly: "Innocence! Innocent! Innocent! Innocent!!! ”