Chapter 119: We Revolutionary Soldiers Can't Cry
Xiao Shaoxiang was lying in the boss's chair with his eyes closed, thinking that it would be better to go to the second room at night, or to go to the fourth room?
At this time, there was a knock on the door, and Xiao Shaoxiang frowned, "Come in!" ”
At this time, one of his employees walked in with a panda cub in his arms. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
"What?" Xiao Shaoxiang pointed to the panda and motioned to the employee to stand at the door and say, don't come over.
"Principal, I think you'd better take a look at this panda?" Curzon grabbed the skin of the red panda's neck, pulled it out of his arms, held it in his hand, and faced Xiao Shaoxiang.
Xiao Shaoxiang glanced at it from a distance, "Isn't it a panda?" What's there to see? ”
The red panda stared at Xiao Shaoxiang with big round eyes and said nothing.
"Yuanyuan, this is my boss, the director of the zoo, and everything in the zoo is in his charge." Curzon had no choice but to introduce the director to the panda.
"You're in charge of everything here?" Panda asked suddenly.
"That's right!" Xiao Shaoxiang replied habitually, as soon as the words came out, he immediately felt that something was wrong, he looked at the panda, and then at Kou Song, but he was not sure.
"Let me out! Give me back my freedom! Orcs will never be slaves! Yuan Yuan suddenly raised his arms and shouted, holding his small round arms high, with big black circles under his eyes, and his face was heroic and excited.
Curzon hurriedly grasped the round nape of his neck, lest his short legs kick around and throw him to the ground.
Xiao Shaoxiang's mouth suddenly opened wide, and he couldn't close it anymore, and the whole person seemed to have been struck by lightning, and everything from his mind to his body fell into a state of stagnation.
"It'...... It...... It...... Spoken? Xiao Shaoxiang's fingers trembled and pointed at the panda.
"Yes!" Curzon understood the principal's feelings very well, and he did the same when he first heard Yuanyuan speak. "Yuanyuan refuses to drink milk, and is clamoring for liberation and freedom."
“...... Is the panda a sperm? Xiao Shaoxiang began to doubt life, didn't he say that he was not allowed to become a fine after the founding of the People's Republic of China, what is going on?
"Boss, what should I do?"
Curzon said that this was completely beyond his purview, and that it was no longer a matter of keepers, nor of pandas, nor of zoos, but of an intelligent race and another intelligent race - this should be the case of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs!
If you have a question, ask your parents!
This is the only solution that Xiao Shaoxiang can think of, saying that he is only the director of the zoo, not the chairman of the Great Alliance of Humans and Beasts, and is only responsible for the animals that can't speak, and the ones who can talk have exceeded the scope of their authority.
Xiao Shaoxiang reported upwards and gained a bunch of shock and disbelief, and then a leader asked.
"This year is a crime of Tai Sui, isn't it? Why are one or two weird animals jumping out, first the giant chicken, then the dinosaur, and now the panda can talk, don't tell me that there is a dragon flying in the sky one day. ”
What can Xiao Shaoxiang do when he encounters this?
He could only listen obediently, and when the leader finished venting, he would see how to arrange this talking panda.
"Ask an expert to figure out what's going on first, and then talk about it." The leader is also very distressed, this matter is not easy to arrange, to say small, this is a panda into a spirit, to say a big one, this is the return of the demon clan to the world, this must at least be solved within the framework of the United Nations.
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Li Menghua, as an expert who has dealt with Beiyang chickens and near-bird dragons, is also among the invitations of the zoo, and when he just heard the news, the whole person was Spartan.
Li Menghua was messy in the wind for a long time before he could digest the news.
This thing is too shocking to the world view, it's just a word to change the setting, the originally good urban background was instantly changed to a fantasy background, maybe it may be a fairy background.
This background has changed, and the rules of physics must also be changed, as a scientist on the single scientific and technological side, it means that this span is too large to adapt......
"Yuanyuan, when did you learn to speak?" A bunch of scientists surrounded the red panda, one by one as if looking at aliens, their eyes full of fanatical light.
"Wow!!" Yuan Yuan was surrounded by a bunch of strangers, and he was so frightened that he burst into tears, and he couldn't survive holding Curzon's legs.
...... "A bunch of scientists, you look at me, I look at you, how do you feel that you are not here to engage in research, but to coax children?"
"Good girl~~ Yuanyuan, you are a panda hero, you have to be brave, don't you still have to fight for freedom and liberation? We revolutionary fighters can't cry! Curzon was more experienced, and while coaxing, he took out a tender bamboo shoot with a peeled skin, and Yuanyuan quickly stopped crying.
"Why don't we disperse, and let the breeder ask if there are any questions." Seeing this, a scientist suggested.
"Good!" The suggestion was immediately echoed by a group of scientists.
And so there is an interracial dialogue that creates history and fills the gaps in human history.
"Yuanyuan, when did you learn to speak?"
"I ......" Yuan Yuan struggled to recall.
"Evening ...... Moon...... Falling from the sky...... Round ...... Yellow ...... Ate ...... That's it......"
Round, yellow, falling from the sky......
What is this?
Scientists are being confused, is there anything that can give animals the ability to speak?
"No one taught you to speak?"
"No one!"
Repeatedly confirmed, Yuanyuan kept saying that no one taught, and he would speak directly after eating something from the sky.
"What do you think?" A scientist asked.
What can you think?
The scientists looked at each other and felt that this was a bit beyond the scope of the scientists' business.
Heavenly......
What can there be in heaven?
The moon is 300,000 kilometers away, there are satellites in the sky, there are space stations, I haven't heard of any round yellow and yellow things that can make animals talk, and besides, there are no doughnuts in the sky!
Although it is unacceptable, but the facts are here, no matter how much you don't believe it, science must respect the facts, there is such a panda that can speak, even if it is a fantasy system, then you have to study and study it first!
Yuanyuan was immediately surrounded by all kinds of instruments, blood, stool, urine, microorganisms, NDA......
If you can test it first, you will test it all over the circle, and then you will have psychologists and cultural scientists go into battle, all kinds of tests, all kinds of research......
The results soon came out, and Yuanyuan was still a panda, or most of them were still pandas.
Yuanyuan's DNA in the brain and vocal cords has been mutated, but the DNA in the other parts is highly consistent with that of several of its siblings.