Chapter 84: No, I'm going to save the world!

Watching the vast army sweep through the streets, Xiao Yong buried Emily's head in the ground, and after resting, he leaned out and watched for a moment, and after making sure that it was safe, he retracted into the corner of the wall and whispered: "Little girl, now that some accidents have happened, I think it is better to send you to a safe place." ”

"Where is Uncle taking me? I'm so scared. Emily Sakuragi shrunk down in the corner and panicked.

Xiao Yongjian silently lit a cigarette and said: "Uncle tell you the truth, what you see is true, this world is like that, and uncle, yes, just like the comics you see, I have the ability that ordinary people do not have, only I can deal with those ghosts." ”

"Uncle, are you the main character?"

Xiao Yong took a puff of cigarette, don't mean to taste: "Although the uncle is not the protagonist, the uncle is a little more powerful than the protagonist now, and the uncle and the protagonist are good friends." ”

"Is that uncle going to die? Just like Jiraiya, death makes the protagonist grow stronger. Emily Sakuragi worried.

Xiao Yong scratched his head and said: "Probably not, although I am a respected predecessor like Zilai (in fact, I am as lustful as him), but it is not so great, please Emily, the world we exist in is modern, and it can't be compared with the blood of comics, everything here is very practical and cruel, and it is possible that something will collapse in the next second." ”

"I'm not afraid to have an uncle here." Sakuragi Emily said.

"What Uncle wants to convey is not to tell you not to be afraid, but to tell you that Uncle wants to take you to a safe place, and then Uncle is going to do what he has to do."

"What is Uncle going to do? Why did you leave me? ”

Xiao Yong Jian seems a little helpless, after all, the little girl is Japanese, and with her own logic and her, it seems a little twisted, the little girl has been reading comics since she was a child, and she likes to think about things from the perspective of comics and logic.

Xiao Yongjian patiently explained: "Because I am different from others, this world is about to end, so I have to show my ability to destroy those spirits, but you are an ordinary person, it is too dangerous to stay by my side." ”

Emily Sakuragi stared blankly at the serious Brave Key, sounding like she was talking nonsense.

Seeing that the little cutie didn't react, Xiao Yongjian still didn't seem to understand what he meant, he smiled bitterly: "To put it simply, it's my uncle who is going to save the world." ”

"Oh, I see." Emily Sakuragi immediately held the bear in her arms, and she said firmly, "Uncle, don't die. ”

Xiao Yong grabbed Emily Sakuragi's hand and said, "Hey, I said I'm going to take you to a safe place now, not to say goodbye, and you are wrong about me." ”

A child is a child, Xiao Yong Jian seems helpless and worried, Sakuragi is eighteen years old, and his thinking logic is like a ten-year-old child, although he is very well-behaved, but sometimes it is really annoying, especially the nationality is different, a Chinese and a Japanese, and the communication and understanding are different.

The two held hands and ran for a long time, and Emily Sakuragi suddenly said, "Will my parents come back?" ”

"Don't blame my uncle for being straightforward, but I don't want to deceive you, not only your parents won't be able to come back, but if the human race fails, I'm afraid the whole city won't be able to come back."

After running for a while, Emily Sakuragi paused, and she stood in place crying.

Don't be so emotional, okay?

Xiao Yongjian also cried: "Alas, don't cry, okay, I said, what I'm saying is, maybe your parents will come back later, uh, you know what I mean, that is, they probably should probably work overtime for a few weeks, and then ......"

"Uncle, I understand, you said they will never come back, I am so sad."

Where is the skill of coaxing a girl?,I've been single for 30 years.,The hand speed is not ordinarily fast.,But it's not going to coax a girl.,Some people are born with'single lifetime halo',Don't you say,In some cases,This halo is more powerful than the 'protagonist halo',Of course,This is a later story.。

Standing on the street and stomping his feet, there was no way to do it, and after a while, he saw a little zombie falling from the sky on the street, and the little zombie ouched, and the very cute 'snapped' pounced on the ground and ate the ashes on his face, and then he was motionless.

Xiao Yong Jian looked up, and saw several animal-based 'birdman' spirits flying in the sky, and the birdman let out a mocking laugh and flew away, this Nima jumped from such a high place in the sky, it must be very painful.

He tentatively walked over, and the little zombie suddenly sat up.

Xiao Yong Jian took a closer look, why did this little boy look so familiar......

The little zombie also looked at the Xiao Yong key, why did this uncle keep staring at me? Does he know me?

Looking at this uncle's eyes, I'm afraid it's not a good person, and then I see the beautiful big sister next to me crying, I guess I was bullied by this uncle, well, I'm afraid this uncle will say to me in the first sentence We seem to have seen it somewhere.

Xiao Yong said: "We seem to have met somewhere, we should know each other." ”

Zhuo Xiaoma said: "Uncle, you are also familiar." "It looks like a bad guy, why isn't it familiar?

"Huh? Sure enough, I said, well, we must have met, what's your name. ”

Zhuo Xiaoma said: "But you just said that you know me?" ”

"Hey, I can't remember it for a while."

Seeing that the other party can't say his name, then it must be a routine, although Zhuo Xiaoma is only nine years old, but he will not follow strangers, after speaking, he immediately jumped up, took out a small wooden sword on the way to a small roll, and stabbed towards the crotch of Xiao Yongjian.

Xiao Yong immediately jumped back, avoiding the vital point, and was stabbed in the stomach, he shouted: "Wait, little friend, stop, let me think, you are ......"

Zhuo Xiaoma stood up, didn't listen to his explanation at all, took out the banana peel directly from his pocket, threw it over, and flashed to the side of the Yong key, and there was a brick throwing to lead the jade upside down, and the yin and yang of heaven and earth were infinite!

"Monkey steals peaches!"

After dodging the banana peel, Zhuo Xiaoma used his dexterous body to swoop under his crotch and deliver a 'blow to the deep part of the male soul'!

In a blink of an eye, Sakuragi Emily saw the uncle holding his crotch on the ground, she was silent for a while, and the cute little zombie came over, patted her little chest and said, "It's okay, I'll help you take revenge, my sister won't cry." ”

Xiao Yongjian's face was blue and he rolled on the ground, gritted his teeth and said, "It's okay, your sister's forehead...... Father...... The one on the left...... The eggs are broken......"

In fact, it's not that serious.,Xiao Yong key is a Xuan Li awakener.,With the 'undefeated body' awakening ability,The official definition of this ability in the Xuan world is known as the strongest recovery physique in history.,As long as Xiao Yong doesn't want to die.,Any injury can be recovered.,It doesn't matter if your head is blown up.。

Having a strong strength or a strong physique is a section to improve one's life level, and the brave key has an 'invincible body', and the life level is no less than those super supernatural in the night rakshasa .

Emily looked at the cute little zombie, she stopped crying and wondered, "Who are you?" ”

Zhuo Xiaoma stretched out his little hand and said: "My name is Zhuo Xiaoma, I am nine years old this year, I am looking for my sister, I happened to pass by here, and I just drew a knife to help when I saw injustice, hehehe." ”

Wow, I've never seen such a cute little guy, Sakuragi Emily couldn't help but reach out and touch Zhuo Xiaoma's head, and said, "Your dress looks so strange, it's a bit like a kimono, but it's not, it looks like an ancient person in a movie." ”

Zhuo Xiaoma said: "This is the clothes of our corpse chaser faction. ”

Hearing about the corpse chasing faction, Xiao Yongjian finally remembered, he shouted: "By the way, I finally remembered, you are the son of Zhuo Yingtian's predecessors, Zhuo Xiaoma!" ”

Zhuo Xiaoma was surprised: "Hey, it turns out that uncle, you know me?" ”

Xiao Yongjian burst into tears and said: "Didn't Lao Tzu say it at the beginning!" ”

Since it happened, it was much more convenient, and after the Yong key recovered, he said, "Pony, you said you came out to find your sister?" ”

"yes."

"Okay, I'll introduce a more beautiful young lady to you now, you can take her away."

"Dengden!" Xiao Yong pointed out: "Sakuragi Emily, eighteen years old this year, just graduated from a private high school, Japanese, likes to read supernatural and romance girl comics, gentle and cute and well-behaved, well, this is a necessary artificial pillow for home adventure travel, how about it?" ”

What the hell is a pillow?

Zhuo Xiaoma looked at the two of them naturally.

Emily Sakuragi didn't understand what the final pillow was.

Actually, the Xiaoyong key also wanted to be described as an inflatable doll, but then it changed to a pillow, well, which means that Emily is a prop that people are afraid to hug.

Fortunately, neither Zhuo Xiaoma nor Emily did not understand what this filthy uncle was talking about, as if he was very powerful.

"Hey, don't have a runny nose, give me an answer, do you want this young lady?"

Zhuo Xiaoma wiped his nose and said, "You don't understand people very well when you say this." ”

He used the same thing he told Emily to Zhuo Xiaoma, which made Zhuo Xiaoma very confused, and quickly corrected his way of thinking again.

Xiao Yong clenched his fists, and said in a good voice: "Okay, in this way, because I am going to the demon hunting club in the north of the city, and now most of the spirits have gone, I have to help the camp deal with the Xuanyin Ghost King, so, please, this girl will be handed over to you, okay?" ”

Emily hugged her bear tightly and protested, "I'm not my uncle's rag doll, I can't love whoever I give to, I'm going to follow my uncle!" ”

"Hey, your uncle and I are the man who is going to save the world, how can you delay me!"

"But, but ......," Sakuragi Emily was summing up her explanation.

Xiao Yong didn't give her a chance, he pushed her to Zhuo Xiaoma, who looked confused, turned around and ran, waving his hand and shouting: "Pony, please, I have to save the world!" ”

Zhuo Xiaoma reacted instantly, as if he suddenly realized something, he took out a pair of red underwear from his pocket, and said: "Uncle, if you want to transform into a superman to save the world, at least wear underwear outside, I heard that if you don't do this, your strength will be reduced by at least half!" ”

Xiao Yong has run away, after hearing it, he almost fell down, so he ran fast, if he stayed with these two little guys again, I was afraid that he would go crazy, grandma's, so Lao Tzu is also a middle-aged person in his thirties, the generation gap is a big problem!