In my dream, I didn't know that I was a guest, and I was greedy for joy.

Zhao Xiaolong was lying on the big bluestone in the Yuangu Cave, snoring while dripping, and he didn't know where he was.

Around him, there were four Yuan Zhixian masters and apprentices, as well as Xiao Ri and Tianxin, who had been admiring his sleeping posture dryly for an hour.

It's not that they don't want to wake up the snoozey Taoist, but they really can't. They used various methods, such as silver needle pricking, boiling water splashing the body, hanging the toes upside down, and double thunder filling the ears...... The general way of waking up that is comparable to "torture" has not been able to help him, and there will always be a golden light to protect him at a critical time, so that he will not be violated.

I was helpless, so I had to wait for the Taoist chief to wake up naturally.

Xu is Qingshi was a little flustered, not as soft as the curry, Zhao Xiaolong twisted his body and stretched his waist, and the people around him who were looking forward to him waking up immediately held their breath, and silently chanted in their hearts: Come on! A little more effort! It's just a little bit there! Hurry, hurry, hurry...... Poof!

Zhao Xiaolong finally fell off the big bluestone, and gradually came to his senses amid a burst of cheers and applause.

"Who are you?" Zhao Xiaolong stood up in a daze, and General Lei Huo thundered to warn, and he suddenly sobered up: "Monster! Phew! ”

The wind and thunder roared, and the thunder fire general order flew out of the burden behind him, Zhao Xiaolong made a coquettish move, jumped upside down on the big bluestone, and condescended and terrifyingly put on a posture of Tianzun to subdue demons, using the order as a sword, and shouted loudly: "Bold demon, you actually dare to kidnap the Taoist master?" Why don't you quickly show your original form and kneel on the ground?! ”

"Why the fuck are you stunned?" Liang Tianwei stretched out his hand and pushed, Zhao Xiaolong's Golden Rooster Independence immediately lost his balance, staggered twice, and turned around: "Sensei and Dao Ye, I will move my hands and feet, my Thunder Fire General doesn't have long eyes!" ”

Boom!

The hot-tempered Thunder Fire General blew up a cloud of yang thunder, blowing Zhao Xiaolong like Zhang Fei, his hair rose up, and his face was all black.

"Damn, old man! This man is ruthless enough! Liang Tianwei immediately withdrew and hid behind Yuan Zhixian, shouting: "He didn't even let go of himself!" ”

", I think he's being backlashed, right?" Curry made a bold guess.

"See?" Zhao Xiaolong pointed at himself and roared like crazy: "I said that General Lei Huo doesn't have long eyes, he doesn't have eyes, even I dare to blow up, let alone you!" If you know each other, quickly send Dao Ye and me out of the cave, if you don't know, then Hugh blames Dao Ye for summoning the divine thunder to smash your nest! ”

"Brother? Come, come down! Xiaori stepped forward and beckoned to Zhao Xiaolong: "Come, look at me with your eyes open, and shake me if you have a demon mirror or something, I'm not a monster, my own person!" ”

Zhao Xiaolong looked Xiaori up and down, and snorted coldly: "You have strange bones and evil spirits, even if you are not a monster, I'm afraid you are not less in the same stream!" ”

"Brother, you're right." Xiaori stretched out his hand, looked at him with clear and sincere eyes, and said: "But have you ever thought that if we really want to be unfavorable to you and harm you, we can do it while you are asleep, why wait for you to turn over and wake up naturally?" ”

Zhao Xiaolong thought for a moment and felt that this was reasonable. If these weird guys really wanted to have any bad intentions, they should have done it a long time ago, and there was no need to wait until now to be polite.

Thinking of this, he felt that his old face was a little unbearable. This startled didn't look like a worldly master, so he had no choice but to roll his eyes, stretch his waist again, and his joints were crackled, so he spoke again and asked in surprise: "Oh, who are you?" How did I end up here? It's over, it must be that I have a sleepwalking episode, and it didn't bother you, right? Offended, offended! ”

"This is an actor who has been delayed by immortal cultivation!" Tianxin said with emotion.

Zhao Xiaolong pretended not to hear anything, grinned, and showed a row of small white teeth: "Jiuding Panlongshan Lotus View Dragon Yazi has seen all fellow Daoists!" ”

"Deaf duck?" Liang Tianwei muttered to himself with a puzzled face: "What a strange Dao number! ”

"The old decay knows that he has seen the Taoist first."

"My name is Qiu Ri."

"Kamisawa Heavenly Heart."

"Xu Yang."

"Curry."

"Shh

Everyone saw it one after another, and Zhao Xiaolong asked again: "I don't know what all the Taoist friends invited me to come to cheer?" There must be something to discuss, right? Even if I can do it, it's fine. ”

"In fact, in this matter, for the Dao Chief, there are many benefits and no harm." Yuan Zhixian smiled and said that everyone wanted to assist him in investigating the case and subduing the demon, thinking that Zhao Xiaolong would agree with his mouth, but he frowned.

"This ...... Ah! ”

"Dao Chief, this is a good thing!" Yuan Zhixian looked at him with a puzzled face, and said in his heart Is this product lacking heart, and he hesitated when the big steamed bun was delivered to his mouth.

"Then I'll tell you the truth." Zhao Xiaolong smiled and said, "The police officer who invited me to come over to assist in the case this time was my girlfriend in the kindergarten class, and I wanted to show myself." As for the person you are talking about, I have heard a little about it, and his skills are extraordinary, but it is a pity that he took a fork in the road and became a younger brother, and he was in the company of a group of immortals and ghosts, which delayed his talent for cultivation, which is really ...... Uh......"

Halfway through speaking, Zhao Xiaolong suddenly realized that he was scolding the thief in front of the monk, and he was simply looking for a cigarette, so he quickly changed his words: "...... Uh, I mean if he could lead his lobby people to a higher level of cultivation, then there wouldn't be this prison sentence, understand? ”

"What do you mean?" Xiaoyu asked in an unkind tone.

Zhao Xiaolong didn't hear that his tone was wrong, and thought that he was humbly asking for advice from himself, so he cleared his throat and replied: "Fellow Daoists, you must know that all ghosts, gods and demons are all subordinate multipliers, even if you come to Hongchen for the purpose of helping the world and saving people, you will often have bad karma, and you will be burdened with cause and effect. This is all because the ghosts, gods, spirits and demons do not know the changes in heaven and earth, and the truth of the change of the five elements, and vainly interfere with cause and effect with supernatural powers, but they don't know what is even worse. Just like the flood of Kun, where the breach will be blocked, there will be no obstacle for a while, and after a long time, the water level will rise, which will inevitably cause greater disasters. ”

"You mean, my old man is retribution?" Xiao Ri asked as he stared at Zhao Xiaolong with cold eyes.

"You can say that, old man...... Your home? Zhao Xiaolong looked at it, didn't he just introduce himself as "Qiu Ri"? Qiu Ri, Qiu Tian? Brothers? The name means the same! But he called Qiu Tian an old man...... Day, this Nima is the two of them!