Chapter 6: The Insidious Fat Man

Qian Xiaotian unexpectedly swaggered out from behind the tree.

His appearance caught everyone's eye.

Qian Xiaotian's fat body rushed over like a ball of flesh.

This shape is simply too joyful, Zhao Dahai saw that he pointed with his finger, and laughed without saying a word.

Guo Feng glanced at the fat man coldly, and then his eyes continued to stare at the 'box' and continued to maintain a cold image without saying a word.

The bald big hand touched his head a few times and smiled: "This fat man seems to be fat again, this guy really has a talent for funny." ”

Zhao Dahai's tears of laughter came out, "This pig, I haven't seen him for a long time, why is he fat again, is this guy sent by 'Bajie' to be funny?" ”

Guo Feng said coldly: "Don't talk about it, this box Lao Tzu has taken a fancy to it." The cold eyes swept over the few people beside him, and directly pulled out the sharp dagger on his waist, the dagger carried a cold light, and said in a deep voice: "Whoever dares to rob Lao Tzu has to ask if the dagger in his hand is dry." ”

Hearing this, the bald head squinted his eyes, clenched the hammer in his hand, smiled fiercely and said, "Oh! It's kind of interesting. ”

Zhao Dahai was not to be outdone, shaking the machete in his hand.

All of a sudden, all three parties showed their blades, and the atmosphere instantly became tense.

Looking at the tense tripartite centaurs, the fat man smiled psychologically, and said in his heart: "A group of stupid X, it's best to fight, violate the rules of the system, and I'll shoot the fat man of the province." ”

However, none of these people are fools.

Guo Feng thought about it, suppressed the anger in his heart, and put the dagger away again.

The bald head looked at it, his face changed faster than turning a book, and the horizontal flesh on his face trembled and smiled: "Put away the guys, your own brothers, what are you doing." ”

Zhao Dahai also echoed and smiled: "That's right, anything is easy to discuss." ”

"These cowards, the thing, why didn't they fight." The fat man's psychological scolding strengthened his belief.

Before the system is turned on, there is a static private fight.

The fat man slowed down, his little eyes observing his surroundings, and walked forward step by step.

……

"Since everyone is in the same boat, I suggest that before the system is turned on, we should unite and cooperate with each other, and don't affect our unity for some petty profits." The bald man suggested.

"The bald head is right, let's open the box first and see what it is, if there are more things, we can divide them equally, if there are few things, we can allocate the resources issued by the system in order."

Zhao Dahai looked at everyone, and continued without any objection: "Just now, Brother Guofeng has already obtained a system resource, according to the order, if the things in this box cannot be distributed, no matter what is in it, it will belong to the bald head, and in the same way, no matter what is in the next box, it will belong to me, and so on." ”

As soon as the words fell, Zhao Dahai stared at Guo Feng with wide eyes, after all, he had already gotten a box just now, either Guo Feng would share the contents of the box with everyone, or distribute them in the prescribed order, obviously this order was very unfavorable to Guo Feng.

Similarly, he did this to win over the bald head and fight against Guo Feng with him.

The three of them were not stupid, and the bald head followed with a smile and echoed: "Well, I agree with Brother Dahai's statement. ”

The bald head suddenly changed his title from Zhao Dahai to Brother Dahai, and the two looked at Guo Feng at the same time, and the two sides reached an agreement to put pressure on Guo Feng together.

Guo Feng's face was expressionless, he glared at Zhao Dahai coldly, and nodded, which can be regarded as a default.

At this time, Qian Xiaotian gradually came to the front of several people, listened to their conversation, and observed the surrounding environment at the same time, and gradually moved closer to Zhao Dahai's side.

The fat man's movements didn't attract too much attention, although the three people in front of him all saw the fat man, but no one took him seriously, after all, this fat man who was harmless to humans and animals was not a threat.

The three of them agreed and slowly walked towards the box.

They don't trust each other, they all have ghosts, they keep an eye on the box, and they are afraid that each other will cheat.

The atmosphere suddenly became tense.

Just when people were concentrating all their attention on the box, suddenly the fat man quickened his pace and shouted loudly, "Boss." ”

This roar startled everyone.

Zhao Dahai scolded: "What are you going to do with this fat pig?" ”

When the fat man heard this, someone picked up the stubble, and his psychological happiness blossomed, and he hurriedly greeted him with a smile and ran over.

Just whispered a few words in Zhao Dahai's ear.

The bald head and Guo Feng only saw the fat man's mouth move, and as for what he said, he couldn't hear it at all.

Zhao Dahai also frowned, "What did you say?" ”

The fat man moved his fat body again and whispered, "I saw you go to the Dawning Men's Hospital-Hospital-Department a few days ago?" ”

When Zhao Dahai heard this, his face turned red all of a sudden, and he said in a panic: "You just went to the Dawning Andrology Department." ”

He didn't suppress his voice in this panic, and the crowd around him heard it clearly.

The fat man hurriedly waved his hand and said wrongly: "Boss, aren't you not allowed to say it?" How did you say it yourself. ”

The fat man's sudden attack caught Zhao Dahai off guard, and Zhao Dahai said viciously: "You pig ......"

Without waiting for Zhao Dahai to finish speaking, the fat man hurriedly distanced himself from him, and said in a panic: "Boss, what's wrong with you, I know that you have impotence and premature ejaculation, but if you don't say it, I won't say it, who can know, when you say this, everyone knows." ”

Hearing this, everyone instinctively took half a step back, and even the little brother behind Zhao Dahai looked at it suspiciously.

Zhao Dahai's face turned green, not to mention, what the fat man said was true, the two of them participated in sports competitions at the same time, and when they were experiencing, the fat man accidentally learned the news.

Originally, these were all secrets, and the fat man never said it, but Zhao Dahai took a bite of a fat pig, which directly angered Qian Xiaotian.

Qian Xiaotian continued to say innocently: "Boss, are you really lacking 'flat'? ”

Zhao Dahai was angry, grabbed the machete in his hand, and pointed at the fat man.

Before he could speak, the fat man's magic voice sounded again: "Boss, what's wrong with you, you said I was a pig, and I feel that you are more like two pigs now." ”

Zhao Dahai was also confused, and instinctively replied: "Why." ”

"Hey!" The fat man sighed, "Because a pig can't describe your stupidity anymore." ”

Ha ha!

I don't know who took the lead in laughing.

The fat man took another half step back, his small eyes stared at the machete in Zhao Dahai's hand, and continued: "Ah! Boss, what is the expression on your face, is it a global well-known brand trademark? ”

A well-known brand trademark in the world?

Zhao Dahai cooperated: "What brand." ”

This answer, the fat man's eyes widened, a little incredulous, and finally covered his face and said regretfully: "You made a promotional poster for "Jurassic Park"!! ”

The fat man continued with some regret: "Boss, I really admire your intelligence, you are really brain-dead, there is no medicine in the world that can cure you." Say you're 2B, and no one is happy with pencils. ”

Finally, the fat man sighed and said, "Boss, you were born scary!" ”

After saying these words, the people around couldn't hold it back, and they all laughed, even the 'cold-faced little Langjun' Guo Feng laughed.

The fat man's mouth was simply too damaged, Zhao Dahai scolded him for being a pig, and the fat man directly split his head and covered his face with a counterattack, scolding Zhao Dahai speechless, and his face was green.

However, while everyone was laughing, Qian Xiaotian's nervous back was a little wet, and his eyes were firmly fixed on the machete in Zhao Dahai's hand.

"Boss, if you have a flower, the cow will not dare to pull dung in the future!"

Zhao Dahai tightly clenched the machete in his hand, the fat man who was afraid of death, his eyes lit up, and he took half a step back nervously.

After a while, the fat man and Zhao Dahai opened a distance of nearly two meters.

Qian Xiaotian said loudly: "Boss, although what you say is the truth, please don't be so depressed, it's good to be able to recognize what you are in time." ”

Zhao Dahai was a student after all, and he lost his mind when he was scolded by this sudden counterattack, his face was a little distorted, and he gritted his teeth and roared like a beast: "You pig dare to scold me, see I don't want your life!" ”

Zhao Dahai, who lost his mind, was like a wounded beast, holding the machete in his hand and slashing towards the fat man.

The fat man was waiting for this moment, and at a distance of more than two meters, the fat man turned around and flashed to the side.

However, the fat man still underestimated Zhao Dahai's strength.

Zhao Dahai himself is a student majoring in physical education, and his physical fitness is better than that of ordinary people, and when he was enraged, he suddenly stimulated the potential of his body, and his speed was more than double that of normal times, and the machete in his hand slashed directly with the afterimage.

The fat man tried his best to dodge, but the knife still couldn't dodge, seeing that the machete was slashing over, the fat man couldn't avoid it, and twisted his body as much as possible to avoid damage.

In the end, the machete still fell on the fat man's body.

The fat man closed his eyes and said in his heart, "It's over!" ”