Chapter 15: The Zombie Talisman
"Mr. Song, thank you," Zhu Dachang waved happily at Song Ying in the back, he was happy that he could finally get rid of that dead ghost friend.
"Large intestine, hurry up and throw away those few pieces of rune paper" Only Zhu Dachang could see that in the corner under the small shed of the noodle restaurant, Ma Linxiang, a dead ghost friend in a Qing official uniform, squatted there with his head in pain, "You are trying to kill me!" ”
"Na, garlic nose, let's two friends, if I wanted to harm you, I would have torn off this shed a long time ago and made you feel distracted" Seeing that the yellow fu was really useful, Zhu Dachang hurriedly put the two close-fitting ones, took out the sachet that had been hanging around his neck, and folded a ghost exorcism charm and stuffed it into the sachet to feel at ease.
"You should hurry up and reincarnate, if you are a friend, don't pester me, I will help you avenge your revenge, and as a dead person, you don't want to mix blindly."
Ma Linxiang shook his head and said, "No! I am a ghost who died unjustly, and if I can't take revenge with my own hands, I can't be reincarnated! ”
The yellow talisman drawn by Uncle Jiu, coupled with the perennial worship under the statue of the god, has absorbed the incense offering and divine power, and the power has long been extraordinary, and a little ghost like Ma Linxiang at the level of a miscellaneous soldier can't resist at all.
"It's absolutely not okay to lend you my body" Zhu Dachang shook his head again and again, he had heard the older generation in the village say that being possessed by a ghost overshadows the yang energy, and after a long time, the ghost can borrow the corpse to return the soul, and he has become a substitute for the dead ghost.
Although he believes that his friend will never harm him to seize his oily body, even if he returns it, he will have to die.
"After three or five years of life, can't I pay off your debts as a cow or a horse in my next life?"
"What you said is light, three or five years, I don't know if I will live to be in my forties or fifties, I don't want to waste three or five days" Zhu Dachang shook his fat hand, "Garlic nose, it's not a brother, I'm not righteous, you can't put me in the pit to death, I'll go back and avenge you for killing the adulterer, at most five or six years in prison, this is enough righteousness."
Zhu Dachang calculated the accounts clearly, and he really couldn't fail to avenge his brother's revenge, but he was possessed by a ghost, and if he killed someone, he would go to prison, and he would have to lose his longevity again, which was too worthwhile.
It's better to kill people directly, this is a lot of money.
There are many affectionate and righteous people in the world, and many so-called brothers are fleeing with each other when the catastrophe comes, afraid of having nothing to do with themselves, but Zhu Dachang is willing to take revenge on the enemy, and he is definitely a man with affection and righteousness.
Besides, the hatred in the world is still left to the people in the yang world to deal with by themselves, evil ghosts hurt people, whether it is right or wrong, there will always be a ninth uncle, or a master like the four-eyed Taoist to subdue the demon, and then he will end up scattered.
"When I kill them and avenge you, I will find a monk to recite the scriptures for you, garlic nose, you can rest assured."
After speaking, Zhu Da strode into the sun, because there was a talisman attached to his body, Ma Linxiang couldn't borrow Zhu Dachang's body to avoid the sun, he could only watch him go farther and farther in the sun, jumping to his feet angrily.
It's still a while before the sun sets.
Meeting Zhu Dachang was just an episode for Song Ying, and when she returned to her residence, Song Ying happened to see He Qiushi and He Dazhuang.
"Brother Song"
"Song Brothers"
The two rubbed their hands when they saw him, a little embarrassed.
In the past two days, the two of them went out to spend all day drinking, and they were weak when they walked, obviously those girls and prostitutes ~ women's kung fu was first-class, and they were stunned to squeeze the two of them without any physical strength, and they had to hold on to the wall when they walked.
"Be moderate," Song Ying advised.
"Don't worry, I know" He Dazhuang patted his chest, and He Qiushi also nodded and said that he knew.
Seeing that the little fat man has lost weight, it is the time to know the essence and taste, I am afraid it will be difficult to control.
He didn't care too much about this, eating, drinking, prostituting and gambling were extremely bad in the eyes of ordinary people, and it was nothing to put it in the supermarket, where there were many supplements, medical equipment was unprecedented, and the extremely terrible diseases and drug addiction in today's society were all things that could be easily quit.
And it's normal to get into one or two vices when you go through something that consumes so much of your spirit.
In the afternoon, Song Ying went out for a walk again, listened to the chanting of the Bible from the church, hesitated for a moment and walked in.
"Yo, this person is a little familiar" The shiny man who combed his back saw Song Ying walk in, and leaned over with a mocking face, "What?" Want to come and believe in it? ”
"David!" Anne, a foreign student who was wearing a hot little dress, couldn't wait to expose her chest ~ came over, only to hear her say, "As long as you come to church, they are all my lord's children, how can you be prejudiced?" ”
"That's right," the bearded priest nodded, "and the Lord will forgive you for your crimes." ”
"I don't need him to forgive, I'll find my boss to punish me for my crime, your gods can't control me" Song Ying said a few words, choked a few people, and then began to observe the church.
He remembered that in the plot, the old priest of the church was inserted by a cross ~ to death and became a vampire, but he absorbed yin qi and became an authentic Chinese zombie.
It retains the characteristics of a vampire, afraid of garlic, crosses, and holy water, but is as easy to move as a vampire and has intelligence.
At the same time, it also retains the characteristics of zombies, with yin qi and corpse qi in the body, and is afraid of Uncle Jiu's method of curing zombies, but the strength is infinite and the body is strong.
And you can switch between the two states at will.
He came here to see how far the plot had developed, and if a zombie war was about to break out, he would be the first to leave.
Fighting zombies and not giving benefits, he can't afford to stick it up.
"This guy didn't come to pray at first glance," David pointed angrily at Song Ying, "I'm here to find fault at all!" ”
"David! Don't be like this," Anne stopped David, who wanted to speak out, and then walked to Song Ying's side, "Since you are not here to pray, sir, what are you doing in the church?" ”
As a foreign student, Anne has naturally seen the British temperament, seen the world, and naturally found the calmness of the man in front of her.
This man must have seen the world, and perhaps even went abroad.
Judging from his disdain for the mayor's son David, he is definitely not weak in the mayor's family in terms of identity or financial resources.
The church was reopened, and he had the face to invite a bearded priest from the Vatican, but it was all David's financial support, and although Anne thought she was a chaste saint, she wanted to make friends with this man in her mind.
With this speculation in her heart, Anne decided to get close, at least don't let the other party be so-for-tat, "I see that you have an extraordinary bearing, and you should also go abroad......"
Song Ying didn't have the heart to talk to this big-breasted girl at all, but pointed to the corpse under the cross in the distance, "When did that person die?" ”
The bearded priest replied, "The body of Father John was found this morning, we have read the Bible, sprinkled holy water, and Father John's soul will be transcendent, to heaven"
Heaven? Vampires can't go to heaven even if they die, there are countless angels and gods, and vampires don't go to heaven to find excitement.
"I'm afraid of the corpse, it's better to let Uncle Nine deal with it" Song Ying shook her head, took out a corpse charm and pasted it on the corpse's forehead.
"What are you doing here?" Anne couldn't help but ask as she saw Song Ying take out a yellow talisman and stick it on Father John's corpse.
"This is a copy of the Bible in our country, and I wish him a speedy trip to heaven if he can surpass Father John."
What Song Ying did was not excessive, not even a help, he just wanted to use this talisman for a while, leaving himself enough time to retreat.
It's not easy to get a monster that combines East and West.
"I can't see that this gentleman is still very kind" The bearded priest nodded, he walked to the corpse and looked at the yellow talisman carefully, "This piece of paper copied from the Bible, although the material is yellow paper, and the words are also very strange, but after all, it is a prayer of that gentleman, and I believe that Father John, who went to heaven, will also like it." ”
After hesitating, they didn't tear off the yellow talisman, and they inadvertently escaped.