Chapter 17: Thief Syndrome
It's a challenging career for someone who is nervous about making the transition to becoming a thief. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
First of all, a person does not have any industry experience, belongs to a novice who is no longer standard, and his major is not the right one, he does not have any internship experience in this industry, and at the same time, he does not have any training experience, and he has not obtained any nationally recognized vocational certificate; And the most important thing is that he has never added a point to this talent!
So it can be imagined that Meng Yang was planning this matter with a trembling heart, how cautious, how forward-looking, and how ghostly he was planning this matter.
safety first
It must be safety first!
Of course, there were two weeks left, and he had to do it in those two days.
Meng Yang didn't dare to delay any time, he carefully searched the map over and over again, and finally selected a few excellent locations that met all his relevant conditions.
"Lulu, I'll go out."
Meng Yang had just walked out the door, folded back again, and stuffed his phone into the drawer of his desk. He remembered that the mobile phone was not only a signal transmitter, but also a locator, and it also had its own identification, so if you want to do bad things, this thing must be left behind.
Well...... It feels like there's something missing......
Meng Yang wandered around, struggling to find the flash of inspiration in his mind, and finally, he caught that ray of inspiration.
Meng Yang turned around and walked into a supermarket, and when he came out, the whole person was completely armed in place, only to see that he was wearing a pair of big toad sunglasses on his face, a big mask on his mouth, wearing a newly bought shirt on his body, and even the pants and shoes on his feet had been changed, and the clothing bag in his hand contained his original clothes.
There is no way, Meng Yang lacks industry experience and professionalism, so he can only evaluate his imagination, relying on his vague impressions from TV and novels, and strive to imagine and find the most correct posture.
Once he entered the role, Meng Yang felt that everyone on the street was looking at him, and everyone seemed to be looking at him with suspicion intentionally or unintentionally, especially those uniformed doormen, security guards, chengguan, police, sanitation workers, and uncles and aunts in red armbands swept his gaze from time to time, and they all seemed to have a different meaning.
Meng Yang couldn't help but dodge them, he didn't dare to look at them, even if he was wearing big sunglasses, he still couldn't help but lower his head, if it was not necessary, he would never raise his head easily, even if he looked up, it must be a quick glance, immediately lowered his head, and refocused his gaze on the front five steps of his toes.
Meng Yang walked gently, the center of gravity of his body moved back, his toes landed first, and his heels were always separated from the ground, for fear of bringing up a trace of dust, for fear of making any cross talk, his muscles were tense, and he seemed to be ready anytime and anywhere, turning his body around the next moment, running with the maximum power of his muscles......
All the clinical manifestations of Meng Yang, if you have to give an accurate definition, probably, maybe, should be - to be a thief heart deficiency syndrome!
Meng Yang came to the No. 988 bus in this weird and awkward state, and when he squeezed into the crowd, the conductor's loud voice immediately resounded throughout the carriage.
"Everyone, pay attention, take care of your personal belongings to avoid theft and loss, take care of your children, and don't be taken away by strangers."
As soon as the conductor's words fell, with a bang, the crowd around Meng Yang was empty, and everyone would rather be sweating profusely than intruding within two feet of Meng Yang.
Meng Yang only felt that he suddenly became the focus of the whole car, and everyone's eyes gathered. Meng Yang peeked over, and saw that the eyes of the old and young were full of vigilance and rejection.
Meng Yang hurriedly lowered his head, studying the scenery outside the car window more carefully than before, but in a trance, in the pair of eyes that were not satisfied with the entire carriage, there seemed to be one or two pairs of eyes with different thoughts, and the meaning contained in those eyes was so vague and vague......
That gaze gives the impression of ...... Seem...... It seems like...... Some ridicule, some contempt, some consternation, some ...... It's like looking at a and idiot who is making jokes......
What's even more puzzling is that the gaze ...... It seems that there is still a faint ...... A hint of joy......
Stealing?
Stealing??
Whispering !!
Meng Yang had a flash of inspiration and suddenly realized the truth - a thief! Only a true thief has these meanings in his eyes! - There was a thief in the car, and when he was mistaken for a thief by everyone, the real thief was hiding in the crowd, hiding in the crowd that was even more crowded to avoid him.
I've met the old-timers!
Meng Yang was shocked by the news, he didn't know what to do, it seemed that he should remind everyone to be aware of the thief?
The problem is that he is now being seen as a thief by everyone......
He came to such a voice, isn't that the standard thief shouting to catch a thief?
What he said would not be believed, it would only make everyone more wary of him and stay farther away from him, but - Meng Yang suddenly made a brain teaser - if someone in the car really lost something......
Meng Yang suddenly realized a terrible scene:
If there is a sudden voice in the car, "I lost my wallet!" The car was already full of tension, and the crowd that had broken tightly would immediately burst out like gunpowder in a fuse, so that the pent-up emotions that had been in a state of intense anticipation suddenly burst out.
All the congregations said the same thing, and the thousand people pointed to the same point, "It's him, it's him, it's him!" ”
Meng Yang shuddered!
At this time, there is a person who is a little bolder, a little less calm, a little more emotional......
Immediately, Meng Yang will experience the feeling of being knocked to the ground by the masses of the people and stepping on thousands of feet again!
This prospect is terrifying!
Meng Yang was frightened, living like a year, for fear that when the carriage would be cold and out of such a voice.
"Quli station has arrived, please get on the bus at the front door, get off at the back door, and don't forget to swipe your card when you get on and off the bus."
The conductor's voice was like a heavenly sound, pulling Meng Yang out of the hellish torment, Meng Yang didn't care much, and shouted loudly, "Get off the train!" Get out! While under the watchful eye of everyone, he quickly jumped out of the car.
Meng Yang jumped out of the car door and stepped on the ground again, the whole person couldn't help but feel a lot more steady, he never found it, it felt so good to be down-to-earth......
Closing the car door behind him, the sound of the vehicle starting came, Meng Yang couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, this mental pressure is too great, I really admire those seniors, how can they persevere and carry forward this profession?
In the midst of emotion, Meng Yang suddenly heard a lifelong shout from the bus behind him that had just started and had not yet gone far - "I lost my wallet!" ”
Meng Yang was full of cleverness, and immediately after him, he heard the screeching sound of brakes. When I looked back, I saw that the bus stopped with a sudden brake, the door slammed open, and a group of old and young masters suddenly rushed down, with some inexplicable excited expression on their faces, as if the Boxers were rushing towards the Eight-Nation Alliance......
"Catch him!"
"Catch the thief!"
"Don't run, stop!"
......
Meng Yang fled in the shouts of the crowd!