Chapter 54: New Year's Trivia
"Brother, you're back, it's not that you don't know my mother, she has such a temper." The owner of the voice was a beautiful girl in a plain Hanfu, and her black hair, which was comparable to silk, was braided into three braids, adding a cuteness to herself.
Luo Lian, the daughter of Aunt Li, and Li Xiaoyao's cousin. I have completely inherited his father's martial idiot character and qualifications, and at a young age, he is already the leader of the Five Prison God Sect in the Jiangnan region.
"Cuilian, you ......"
Boom ——!
"What are you talking about?!"
Li Xiaoyao was beaten to a distance of ten meters with the door, and the murderer was his lovely cousin, of course, who is now in a blackened state.
Speaking of this, we have to start with Luo Lian's real name, because she is short of water in the five elements, Li Xiaoyao's uncle gave her the name Luo Hao, and the word on the table is Cuilian. Luo Lian didn't feel anything wrong when she was a child, but a certain brother was once drunk, so he told Luo Lian the story of Cuihua and sauerkraut to Little Lori's Luo Lian, and spoofed the name Cuilian by the way.
Then the drunk brother was beaten into a pig's head by Lori's sister.,The sister's name was also changed at repeated insistence.,And the previous name was sealed as a black history.,Who talks about beating whom.,Amnesia (physics) boxing is perfect.。
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“…… Ay! Brother, are you okay, brother! Luo Lian, who didn't pay attention and forgot to rein in his strength, was pulling his cousin out of the ruins of the neighborhood wall, "Mom, if you don't pay attention and use fifty percent of your strength, my brother shouldn't be killed by me, right?" My mom won't beat me to death too, will she? You don't have to put a white strip on the door at home, do you? ”
The anxious Luo Lian unexpectedly found a straw man in the ruins, but her brother didn't even find a shadow.
Luo Lian didn't continue to be annoyed, on the contrary, she watched the straw figure doll with white crane wings and one foot in her hand clenched her pink fist violently, and the huge force exploded the straw man into grass clippings. She said word by word: "Li! Xiao! Remote! ”
Sensing the fluctuation of the aura behind her, Luo Lian punched out without hesitation!
With an unreserved punch, even the air emitted a piercing popping sound, and you can imagine the fate of the target who was attacked.
Clang!
Luo Lian's full punch was blocked by Li Xiaoyao with a scabbard, and he said with a hippie smile: "Xiaolian, don't be angry, don't you see how bad this New Year's fight is?" ”
"But you're funny at me!"
Burst!
The head of the man landed, I mean the head of the scarecrow finally landed from the sky.
The round face is cute, the corners of the mouth are arrogant but not coquettish, the slightly reddened cheeks make people feel infinitely warm, the eyes are full of joy and make people think about it, and the eyebrows are raised lightly and the merit and fame are hidden.
But inexplicably, it makes people have the urge to do it! Li Xiaoyao also found that his stand-in straw man seemed to be wrong, so he said to Luo Lian seriously: "Don't make trouble, you can't beat me now." ”
Luo Lian turned around and walked away without pretentiousness, "I'll go and tell my mother to go!" ”
After taking two steps, Luo Lian found that there was no one chasing behind her at all, her angry cheeks bulged, and the ground under her feet was trampled to pieces like she had a grudge.
"I'll take your sister-in-law home for the New Year this year." In just eleven words, it said that Li Xiaoyao was fearless, yes, Luo Lian was sixteen years old, and she was already a wife and mother at the age of fourteen, thinking about it this year, Li Xiaoyao would only urge her to marry if she was less firepower, Luo Lian was sad for a while: "You bully people~!" ”
The big watery eyes make people have no doubt that she will cry in the next second, in fact, no matter how strong a person is, the question of whether your mother forced you to marry will become very fragile. So Li Xiaoyao confessed: "Okay, Xiaolian, you can do whatever you say, except for my ice and jade body, I will promise you everything else, okay?" ”
In fact, Luo Lian just wanted to find a sandbag or a sparring partner, and Li Xiaoyao agreed. He has always loved and cared for this cousin who gathers less and leaves more, one is that Luo Lian has an innocent and cute personality (easy to deceive), and the other is that she is good-looking (eye-catching), so ......
When the daughter-in-law had not passed the door, the elders of the man's family were the most enthusiastic, and Aunt Li held Lin Yueru's hand and kept talking, and she didn't move her butt when she heard such a big movement outside. On the contrary, she also talked about Li Xiaoyao's childhood, which was basically all kinds of troublesome history, and Lin Yueru remembered it in a small book in her heart, thinking that she would take it out as a weapon against Li Xiaoyao when she needed it in the future.
After a while, Li Xiaoyao and Luo Lian entered the house with a body of ashes. When Aunt Li saw it, she changed her kindness to Lin Yueru, and she scolded Luo Lian loudly: "Xiaolian, how old are you, why are you still messing around like this during the Chinese New Year?" Go change your clothes! ”
After speaking, Aunt Li turned to Li Xiaoyao again, and she was silent for a long time and then said: "Forget it, you have merit this year, and your merits and demerits are worth it~!" ”
Therefore, Li Xiaoyao just told Luo Lian that it is not without advantages to go home for the Chinese New Year and bring his family.
The four of them had a hearty lunch, in the afternoon Li Xiaoyao did everything, and Mrs. Li and the two girls went to prepare a sumptuous Chinese New Year's Eve dinner, for this Lin Yueru also deliberately went to practice on the way back, anyway, they could eat.
Spreading out the cut red paper, Li Xiaoyao dipped the wolf in thick ink for a long time and then nodded: "That's it~!" ”
The wolf flashed the brilliance of the power of the five spirits from time to time, and by the time Li Xiaoyao finished writing, it had already turned into a set of magic weapons of a good level.
Then use the thunder spiritual power to carve the peach talisman to ward off evil spirits for the knife, perfect!
Below the level of the ghost general, no one will want to enter this door!
Then there is cleaning, using wind spiritual power mixed with water spiritual power to whisk in the house, and then using fire spiritual power to evaporate water vapor after finishing things, which is better than the effect of Green Moon Cleaner and 84. The key is that it is fast, and the whole house is cleaned up in a few minutes, and I have to say that the sword fairy is fast to clean.
After that, there are the customs of the New Year, in addition to the standard, people everywhere are also very good at creating some local customs, but most of the ignorance and boredom have been abandoned by Li Xiaoyao.
Because there is only one man left in the old Li family, Li Xiaoyao is the only man, so he went to invite his ancestors home for the New Year.
Offering wine, burning incense, burning paper...... Seeing that there was nothing in front of him, a hint of realization flashed in Li Xiaoyao's eyes. A thief is also a thief, and he is also guilty, and the ancestors of the Li family can imagine the rest except for those who went to reincarnation.
When he got home, he saw that many of the wandering spirits who wanted to follow him into the door to eat and drink turned into ashes after the door and peach talisman flashed, and Li Xiaoyao didn't say anything. It is better to say that he personally made the door couplet and peach charm for this reason, who wants to give the things offered to the ancestors to unknown outsiders to enjoy?
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