Chapter 5: Chaotic Logic
The man was inexplicably ridiculed, and immediately felt a little at a loss, he responded: "You guy is Sparta, Lao Tzu can't dance hip-hop at all!" ”
Mo Bai is talking about the main story "Sparta and 300 Warriors", and the "hip-hop stalk" in the man's mouth is a spoof version of the movie Sparta and 300 heroes "This is not Sparta", in the spoof version, there are many plots that subvert the original blood, one of which is that when Sparta defended the hot spring pass, the Persian army of 200,000 pressed in, and they used 'fighting hip-hop' to divide the victory and defeat very funny......
I can't imagine how beautiful the picture of Sparta wearing revealing armor, wearing a helmet, wearing a cape, and dancing in straw sandals is beautiful......
Mo Bai naturally didn't know this stalk, he said: "You don't know what it matters to me that you don't know how to dance, in short, your angry expression is quite hideous." ”
"Hey, don't make fun of me in such a weird way, what do you mean by being hideous?"
"Don't you understand the meaning of hideous?" Mo Bai fumbled with the eldest lady's snack, and then said, "It's like your mother farted and caused global warming." ”
Faced with Mo Bai's illogical explanation of the hideous meaning, the man was speechless to reply, he had no choice but to scold: "You...... Your whole family pig! ”
"Oh? Yes, but some people are not even as good as pigs, by the way, is your father's broken third leg okay? Which hospital to stay in? I had time to see him. ”
In fact, Mo Bai doesn't scold, but watching the eldest lady usually scold others when she plays games at home, she has learned something.
The current Mo Bai expression is also quite funny, although he has been sealed with Xuan power and soul power, but he still puts on a 'I can't beat you, I can't scold you?' It makes the man anxious.
He raised his middle finger directly at Mo Bai.
Mo Bai complained: "Your middle finger is really ugly, no, I was wrong, you are ugly all over, so you dare to come out to play, this is too unusual, your parents don't care about you, what if you scare someone?" Oh, my eyes...... It hurts......"
Although Mo Bai is scolding, he looks expressionless, and he is really underbeaten!
I learned this from the eldest lady, well.
I saw that the man's face was blue for a while and green for a while, and he looked very uncomfortable.
The volcano was about to erupt, but seeing the man with his hands around his chest, he forcibly held back his breath, and said: "Anyway, you can only play tricks now, it is a fact that I have sealed it, and no one can save you." ”
Indeed, Mo Bai didn't expect that there were still some things in this world that he couldn't perceive, such as the power of seals.
On the surface, he was scolding the man, but in fact, he was also analyzing why he was sealed and couldn't be lifted.
In fact, it is very simple, the man said before that he has been waiting for himself here for a long time, so these two sealing arrays must have been set in advance, as long as he tries to use Xuan Li and soul power, then he will launch it independently, and by limiting his soul power, he will not be able to use the power of twisting and turning and the power of nothingness, so that the shackles of Xuan Li cannot escape.
Mo Bai's speed was very fast, so fast that it was very small, but it couldn't be as fast as the sealing array that had already been activated itself.
However, it was this that Mo Bai discovered his weakness for the first time, which was that kind of weird and unpredictable sealing array!
However, today's men's life level is also extremely high, as the strongest mentor of the Phoenix Kite Academy, known as the 'Son of the Seal', Mo Bai has no way to break the sealing array with his life level alone.
The two of them got farther and farther away from the original "invitation to join the academy" and the topic of "Sansheng Stone".
If it weren't for the man's bitter look, Mo Bai didn't even want to stop talking, this time he was scolding enough, he didn't expect scolding to be so fun, no wonder the eldest lady still looked satisfied when she played the game and scolded netizens.
"Okay, okay, I'm fed up with you, but this doesn't affect me from taking you to Phoenix Kite Academy, I'll take you to officially enroll."
Mo Bai said: "But I still have something to do, why don't you take me away after you find the Sansheng Stone for me?" ”
"You and I are stupid, if you find the Sansheng Stone and recover your soul power, won't I be able to catch you again?"
"There seems to be some truth to that." Mo Bai nodded and said, "It seems that you are really not stupid." ”
"You're laughing at me again?" The anger that had finally been calmed down was ignited again by Mo Bai.
Mo Bai smiled and said, "Didn't you find out? In fact, even if I am sealed by you, I am not afraid of you at all, do you know why? ”
As soon as these words came out, the man was suddenly shocked, wait......
If Mo Bai could use soul power, wouldn't he be able to create illusory things?
For example, the current scene is all fake?
As soon as he thought of this, the man felt extremely tricky.
Mo Bai said: "Maybe you have realized it, let me tell you the truth, you look at your back." ”
The man subconsciously looked back, hey, nothing.
The man turned around and saw that Mo Bai was still imprisoned in place, unchanged.
Mo Bai suddenly smiled and said: "It seems that you are really stupid, you will believe whatever I say, I did fall into your seal, how can I have that kung fu ambush pen, don't you know if the sealing array you set up by yourself has worked?" ”
"You...... You guy......" The man clenched his fists and suddenly punched him, this one with all his might, trying to vent his anger.
This little kid is so badly beaten!
Let you know that Uncle is not something that anyone can tease!
After Mo Bai was punched, he disappeared......
"What!"
Seeing this scene, the man was instantly shocked, he wouldn't die with one punch, right?
No, wait!
Not good!
As if realizing something, the man immediately sealed his hands, wanting to exert his mysterious power, but found that his hands were suppressed by the power of nothingness, and countless micro-wormholes tried to render his body, as if he was about to be swallowed by the dark power, and it was difficult to struggle.
Mo Bai appeared behind him, put the soul cut on his shoulder, and said calmly: "Actually, even I don't know if what I just said is true, how can you believe it?" ”
The changes from one after the other make it really difficult to distinguish between the real and the fake, not because Mo Bai's acting skills are too superb, but because Mo Bai's logic is really elusive.
At first, Mo Bai pretended that he was not actually imprisoned, he always looked relaxed, and kept teasing him, because the man loved to laugh and was very proud, because the man thought he was very powerful, so he dared to catch Mo Bai to go to the academy.
People who love to laugh have a good temper, but is that really the case?
The more you laugh, the more terrifying your temper will be!
When the man was almost provoked by Mo Bai, he had already lost his mind, he was just dying.
Just when the man was fooled, Mo Bai told the truth again, in fact, he was really imprisoned, and he was verbally educated by Mo Bai.
When the man was really angry and no longer believed Mo Bai's words, in fact, Mo Bai's previous lie was the truth!
Best actor, all based on technology, Mo Bai doesn't need acting skills, as long as he messes up the other party's thinking and gives full play to his own supernatural 'chaotic logic', you can confuse the opponent!
I asked, "Who else?"
Surrounded by the soul cut around his neck, the man's face was gloomy, he didn't expect that Mo Bai not only had extraordinary abilities, but also was a 'genius', and he had made a series of strategies to kidnap Mo Bai here in advance, all of which were broken by Mo Bai's words!
There's a book called "Language Matters" because it can help you get out of trouble at some point, that's what it means.
In fact, through this, you can also see the transformation of Mo Bai, after revenge, he no longer suppressed himself, and the whole person became a little clearer.
Actually, Mo Bai is also very good at chatting.
(The man is hideous + roaring + complaining: Talk about your sister!) It's also called chatting? Lao Tzu was scolded! Can you still have a pleasant chat?! )