Chapter 131: The Woman Who Fell into the Toilet (Part 3)
"You're not very old, but you're pretty sharp-tongued. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info the current reading group is on the young side, and they don't think the way you think. They will only think that the human heart is what you write, and of course some people will think that you are just perverted. ”
"Blame me."
Xia Feng didn't bother to argue with this old stubborn about anything, and after spreading his hands indifferently, he just ignored it and walked away.
"Sharp teeth and sharp mouth, and I don't know how to be polite! Now anyone can create! Ay. ”
Xia Feng heard the old author's muttering, but he didn't care, because the other party was like a child in his heart, and he couldn't be pulled down with him.
Whether it is the creative concept, or the understanding of some plots, or even the characters, these are things that cannot be unified.
Because in the eyes of a thousand people, there are a thousand Hamlets, and many unprovoked quarrels are, to put it bluntly, based on self-righteousness.
Always feeling that you are right, and then educating others, from a psychological point of view, is a typical self-aggrandizement.
Although he didn't drink, Xia Feng walked a little floating, because he was too sleepy, and his body was sweating.
Thinking of going to the bathroom to wash his face and spirits, he called Dong Jie by the way, but as soon as he came out of the banquet hall, he saw that the sharp-mouthed woman who was deliberately looking for him before also walked out with a hum behind him, looking like she was in a good mood, and it was estimated that she was given by someone. Lick. Comfortable.
Xia Feng glanced back at her, but he didn't say anything, and the woman was inexplicably angry at him and said:
"What's the matter, I said that you before to hold a grudge? What's the matter with beating me up?
Let me tell you, I can make your book disappear without a trace with a casual word. You know? A child, it's pretty crazy! ”
Xia Feng didn't say a word, but after looking left and right to see that there was no one, he directly put on a ghost mask, and then followed the woman into the bathroom.
Because the women's toilet and the south side are separated from each other, Xia Feng found a small door to enter, and then used the wall to come to the other side.
As soon as he poked his head out, he saw the woman walk in from the outside, and then into an unoccupied compartment.
Seeing this, Xia Feng rolled his eyes, then came out of the wall with a wicked smile, and then walked quickly into the compartment next to the woman.
"Let you be arrogant, I have to let you sit on a piss!"
Xia Feng gently leaned out of the cubicle, and in the process, the woman was squatting and looking at her phone, not noticing the abnormality behind her at all.
Seeing this, Xia Feng was quick-eyed, grabbed the woman's hair, and directly pulled her to the head, and sat directly in the urinal without moving.
"Ahh
The woman was so frightened that she screamed, Xia Feng saw that the situation was not good, opened the door of the cubicle, and used the wall piercing technique again, and returned to the men's toilet.
"Someone! Come on! ”
The woman screamed, because there were still many people in the toilet, so they all ran over and fished out the woman with her butt stuck in the urinal.
"I'm going to call the police...... It's too much...... What is this called......"
The woman's skirt was all wet, the skirt that was originally quite white, but it turned out to be a lot yellow, Xia Feng really didn't know how much fire this woman was.
Xia Feng watched the woman leave the bathroom with the help of a group of hotel staff, with a smell of urine on his body, and when he passed by, he deliberately made a disgusted expression at the woman.
"I'll teach you a little lesson first, and I'll hit you in the face when I shoot later!"
The story of the woman being attacked in the toilet quickly spread to the authors, but after hearing the news, the authors were very happy, obviously their good feelings for the woman were superficial, and they were as annoyed as Xia Feng in their hearts.
Originally, according to the editor-in-chief's plan, all the authors went out to sing a song together in the evening, but Xia Feng refused on the grounds of going to school.
In fact, if there is an author salon like this, he will only participate in this time at most, and he will not come in the future, even if the editor in charge tries to find him.
Because it's really not angry enough.
I thought that I would come here for a while, but the wind quicksand didn't come, but I met a lot of calves.
By the time Xia Feng returned to the room where he was, it was almost night, and Dong Jie was leaning on the bed watching a variety show.
Seeing him walk in with a tired face, Dong Jie's expression was slightly wavering, and then turned off the TV and asked him:
"That salon is over?"
"Well, it's finally over, it's so boring.
And disappointed you and Wang Wanru, I didn't ask for an autograph from the wind quicksand, because the wind quicksand didn't go at all. I can only wait for the next opportunity to help you get it. ”
"It's nothing, you'll be better than he wrote later."
After Dong Jie shook her head indifferently, she also gave Xia Feng a rare encouragement.
"I've already bought the plane ticket, and the hotel has a special car to the airport, and I've already said hello."
Speaking of this, Xia Feng couldn't help but have the fragrant scene of Dong Jie in the morning in his mind, and his expression became a little unnatural and asked:
"Sister, do you know that you drank too much yesterday?"
"I don't remember very clearly."
Dong Jie obviously didn't want to talk about this topic, so she asked:
"Shall we go to the airport now?"
"Don't worry, sister, I'll sleep for a while, my head hurts too much, you call me in 1 hour."
Xia Feng slept this night, only to feel that he had just closed his eyes, and then Dong Jie pushed him to wake up, but when he opened his eyes, it was indeed 1 hour.
He washed his face and took the elevator downstairs with Dong Jie.
As a result, I saw that in the hall downstairs, a group of security guards were surrounding the sharp-mouthed woman, and as for the sharp-mouthed woman, she was shouting and screaming non-stop:
"You guys talking nonsense, someone pulled me into the urinal from behind! How could there be no one! It can't be no one! ”
"This lady, the surveillance has already shown you, and no one else entered the women's bathroom at that time, besides, there is a wall behind you, how can someone drag you down from behind."
"If no one drags me, will I fall into it by myself!"
"If that's what you're doing, I'll call the police."
“……”
When Xia Feng and Dong Jie were waiting for the check-out procedures, they deliberately followed some melon-eating people to watch a good show for a while.
Dong Jie didn't know what was going on, so after watching it for a while, she didn't understand, so she asked Xia Feng:
"What's wrong with the woman?"
"Fell into the urinal of the toilet."
"That's too careless, but what's the matter with the hotel? It's just vexatious. ”
I did a car all the way, slept all the way, and took a plane for more than 1 hour, Xia Feng slept for more than an hour, although he still felt a little uncomfortable, but it was much better than in the hotel at that time.
As soon as he and Dong Jie came out of the airport and turned on their mobile phones, they received a message from Wang's temper:
"Daoist Xia, the Heavenly Master Guild will be able to start a new round of assessment registration tomorrow, do you have any plans?"