“Coca-Cola。” Zuo Xiaoyou said: "This is the English name, which translates to Coca-Cola." ”

"What is the English language?" The white-haired witch took a sip of Coke and sighed: "This ...... It's delicious. ”

"English is a kind of foreign devil's writing, the simplest writing system in the world, and I can speak a lot in my world." Zuo Xiaoyou smiled slightly: "But this world is amazing, as long as people here listen to English, they can automatically learn English, there is no barrier to communication, I have always been curious about why this?" ”

This is indeed a bug, in the original movie, when Lu Yan played by Jackie Chan first met Jason, he spoke obviously Chinese, but after Jason said a bunch of unintelligible words in bird language, Lu Yan actually spoke bird language and gave an explanation of 'because you didn't listen'.

If you can understand and learn different languages by listening, then what foreign language can you learn! What else do you need for a translation? You can't get it yourself.

A popcorn movie is a popcorn movie, and if you're serious, you'll lose.

"That's because we 'listen.'"

The white-haired witch's answer made Zuo Xiaoyou slightly stunned: "Listen? ”

"Feel it with your heart." The white-haired witch said: "As long as you feel the other party's heart, you will understand what the other party is saying!" ”

"Oh?" Zuo Xiaoyou thought it was amazing: "Can I learn it?" ”

"Of course." The white-haired witch said, "As long as you learn to feel each other's hearts with your heart, you will be able to understand and learn each other's language." ”

"How?"

"With my heart, of course." The white-haired witch looked at him, "Do you know any other language?" Tell me. ”

"Ya Butterfly, one library and one library."

"......" After listening attentively, the white-haired witch suddenly turned red, then turned iron-blue, and glared at Zuo Xiaoyou viciously: "Indecent!" ”

This indecent person is actually said in Japanese.

"Do you really understand?" Zuo Xiaoyou was surprised: "As long as you pay attention, it's okay?" Then you speak something you know, and I'll feel it with my heart. ”

"Humph!" Although she was unhappy, the white-haired witch still said a word: "The front does not turn and the back does not turn." ”

“……”

Left and right tried to feed, but I didn't feel a bird come out.

"Looks like I don't have that ability." He was helpless.

The white-haired witch sneered: "What? You're such a great person. There are times when it doesn't work? ”

"I'm not a god." After taking a sip of tea, Zuo Xiaoyou said: "After all, we are people from different worlds, you will, although I won't, but I will, you won't." Just like the qigong wave I sent out before, running through a big mountain, can you do it? ”

Although "......" didn't want to admit it, the white-haired witch had to admit that she really couldn't do it. Don't talk about her. Even the most powerful Jade Frontier God of War in Heavenly Court would definitely not be able to do it.

Seeing that the white-haired witch was embarrassed, Zuo Xiaoyou smiled faintly: "Drink Coke." ”

The white-haired witch snorted coldly, drank two glasses of Coke in a row, and licked her lips: "How is this kind of thing made?" ”

"The process is very complicated, and it's not easy for one or two people to make it, so this drink is processed by factories in my world, and it can be found everywhere in the market, and this bottle only costs seven yuan." Zuo Xiaoyou smiled.

"Seven bucks?" The white-haired witch was puzzled.

"It's the currency of our world. Roughly equivalent to the ...... of this world Seven pennies! ”

"I see." Thinking that such a large bottle of Coke only costs seven cents, the white-haired witch's eyes began to glow: "I'll give you seven hundred taels of gold, and you give me ten thousand bottles of Coke." ”

Girl, are you crazy?

Zuo Xiaoyou looked at her with a smile: "Do you think I will take 10,000 bottles of Coke around?" ”

The white-haired witch also knew that she had lost her words. But she was stubborn and didn't admit her mistake: "Then how many do you have?" I bought them all. ”

"Not for sale." Zuo Xiaoyou shook his head and said, "Coke is worthless in my world, but it is unique in this world." If you want, I can give you a friendly price. A bottle of 1,000 taels of gold. ”

"Why don't you grab it!" The white-haired witch's face was dark.

"Don't you know what it means to be scarce?" Zuo Xiaoyou smiled faintly: "The girl is too expensive, you can not buy it, I am not reluctant." ”

The expected thunderstorm did not come. Although the white-haired witch's face was ugly, she nodded: "You are right, rare things are expensive, and it is right that you want to pay a thousand taels of gold." ”

Zuo Xiaoyou looked at her and smiled slightly: "It's rare that the girl understands the righteousness, which impresses me." ”

"Am I such an impulsive woman in your heart?" The white-haired witch snorted coldly: "Don't look down on people! ”

"The girl misunderstood, I didn't look down on you." Zuo Xiaoyou smiled slightly: "It's just that I didn't expect the girl to be so beautiful as a flower, and she would have such knowledge." The girl is really a strange woman who attaches equal importance to beauty and wisdom. ”

The white-haired witch glanced at him, although she didn't speak, she couldn't hide the smugness in her heart, and a smile appeared on the corner of her mouth: "You can see it." ”

"Huh." Zuo Xiaoyou put down the book, refilled the teacup, and said, "I've talked so much with the girl, but I don't know the girl's name yet." In the lower left and left, I don't know the girl's name? ”

The white-haired witch glanced at him and said lightly, "Ni Dress." ”

"Neon? Good name. Zuo Xiaoyou smiled slightly: "The clouds want to dress and the flowers want to look, and the spring breeze blows Revlon; If it weren't for the jade mountain, it would meet Yaotai under the moon. ”

The white-haired witch's heart trembled, and her eyes looked a little stranger when she looked at Zuo Xiaoyou: "I didn't expect you to be able to compose poems." ”

"Heh......" Zuo Xiaoyou chuckled and said, "The girl likes poetry?" ”

"It's fine." The white-haired witch turned her head to look at the peach tree in the cave and said softly, "Do you like the peach tree very much?" ”

"It's fine." There was a little more memory in Zuo Xiaoyou's eyes: "Back then, I once bought a piece of Peach Blossom Dock, called myself the owner of Peach Blossom Nunnery, and wrote a song "Peach Blossom Nunnery Song". ”

The white-haired witch looked at him: "Read it to me." ”

"If the girl likes it, I'll read it to her." Zuo Xiaoyou smiled slightly, took a sip of tea, moistened his throat, and recited the "Peach Blossom Anthem" in a magnetic voice.

"Peach blossom nunnery in Peach Blossom Dock, peach blossom fairy under peach blossom nunnery.

The peach blossom fairy planted peach trees and picked peach blossoms for wine money.

When you wake up, you only sit in front of the flowers, and when you are drunk, you come to sleep with the flowers.

Half-drunk and half-awake day after day, the flowers fall and bloom year after year.

I hope that the old man will die in the wine room, and he will not bow in front of the carriage and horse.

The dust of the car and the horse are full of obvious things, and the wine cup flower branch hermit fate.

If the manifest is compared to a hermit, one on the plain earth and one in the heavens.

If the flowers and wine are compared to the carriages and horses, why should they be idle and I will be idle.

The world laughs at me for being crazy, and I laugh at others for not being able to see through it.

I don't see the tomb of Wuling heroes, and there are no flowers and no wine hoeing fields. ”

After listening to this "Song of the Peach Blossom Temple", the white-haired witch's eyes were a little more intoxicated: "What a beautiful poem." Gradually sobered up, looked at Zuo Xiaoyou's warm and jade-like smiling face, pursed his lips, and said, "I didn't expect you to be a genius." ”

"I just like to read." Zuo Xiaoyou smiled slightly: "It seems that the girl is a person who loves poetry, presumably the girl also has a good work, why don't you read it and listen to it?" ”

The white-haired witch shook her head: "I just like poetry, but it's hard for me to let me compose poetry." ”

"Then I'll read a poem to the girl." Zuo Xiaoyou smiled.

The white-haired witch looked at him, pursed her lips, and nodded.

Zuo Xiaoyou smiled in his eyes and asked, "What poems does the girl like?" ”

"Love poems." The white-haired witch seemed to be a little shy, but then showed a hint of pain: "But...... What is love? Is there really a lover in the world? ”

Zuo Xiaoyou knew that she must have remembered the emotional trauma she had suffered in the past, and couldn't help but sigh lightly in her heart, and said, "Since the girl doesn't know what it is, then I'll tell the girl in a poem now." ”

The white-haired witch stared at him blankly.

Zuo Xiaoyou chanted in a soft, but emotional voice: "Ask the world, what is love, and teach life and death to promise?" There are double flyers in the south and the north, and the old wings have been cold and hot several times. Happy and fun, parting bitter, there are even more crazy children. You should have said: Stratus clouds, thousands of mountains and twilight snow, who does the shadow go to?

Hengfen Road, lonely when the drums, the smoke is still flat. The soul is a little more groaning, and the mountain ghosts are crying in the wind. The sky is also jealous, and the warblers and swallows are all loess. Through the ages, in order to stay for the people, he sang and drank wildly, and visited Yanqiu. ”

"Ask the world, what is love, teach life and death......" The white-haired witch muttered softly, and she was stunned for a while. But I didn't know that two lines of tears slipped from the corners of my eyes, which was heart-wrenching and pitying.

"......" A wet towel wiped away the tears on the white-haired witch's cheeks and eyes, and said softly: "The girl is as beautiful as a fairy, why worry about not finding Ruyi Langjun?" If you are troubled by love, you are just suffering yourself. ”

Seeing that Zuo Xiaoyou actually helped him wipe his tears, the white-haired witch blushed, hurriedly pushed his hand away, and wiped the corners of his eyes with his sleeve to hide his embarrassment.

Zuo Xiaoyou smiled slightly, put the wet wipes aside, and said, "Is the girl better?" ”

"Humph!" The white-haired witch snorted lightly, but her hum did not have the momentum she had before, and it was more like a coquette: "Don't think that being able to compose poetry is great, men don't have a good thing." ”

"That's what the girl said." Zuo Xiaoyou chuckled: "The more powerful the man, the less good it is, because they can occupy countless women by themselves, just like the emperor, the queen ~ palace beauties three thousand, it's just absurd." In comparison, those men who don't have much ability are much more reliable, and they are very satisfied to have a woman give them a child. ”

The white-haired witch frowned slightly: "What nonsense are you talking about?" ”

"I just want the girl to understand that a strong man doesn't have just one woman. Even if this man is very loyal to his feelings, there will always be some wild bees and butterflies who take the initiative to give him a hug. It is the nature of men to inherit the lineage, and in the face of temptation, how many men can endure it? ”

After a pause, he chuckled a few more times: "And women are sensual, as long as a man says a few sweet words, he feels that he can be entrusted with his life." But in fact, the sweeter the man, the less good the man. Women are deceived by this kind of man, and in the end they are hurt, and then they curse that there is no good man in the world......"

"Enough!" The white-haired witch instantly lost control of her emotions and burst into tears. (To be continued.) )