"Donor, I'm going to shave you, do you regret it?" Standing in front of Qiu Ming, the idiot asked again. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Qiu Ming muttered in his heart, he had asked three times, and he was not annoyed. What if the uncle comes after him? I don't know that people who talk a lot in the story generally die early.

"I don't regret it, just shave it."

The idiot pressed his hands on Qiu Ming's head, muttering something in his mouth, and then touched it as if he was touching a watermelon, and Qiu Ming saw that his hair brush was falling off.

I'm Cao, what's the situation, isn't it with a razor?

Qiu Ming stretched out his hand and touched his head, he couldn't touch any stubble, what kind of means is this, shaving so cleanly! This little monk, can he still do magic?

Qiu Ming was very scared, don't this little monk use some kind of potion or something to put on his hands, and then turn him into a permanent bald donkey, what should he do when he returns to the real world?

In your early twenties, you become a big bald head? Brighter than Meng Fei's head?

"I will take in the apprentices on behalf of the teacher, you are the same generation as me, the law name ...... Ring color. Quit said faintly.

Qiu Ming raised his head suddenly, little monk, you are going to do something. It's ×stupid enough to quit idiots, and it's actually called quitting sex?!

"Quit idiot, you see I'm a little older than you, right, I'm supposed to be a senior brother, right? So shouldn't you start with the Dharma name of Senior Brother, how about my name Quitting the Sky? "What do you want to call it quitting?

"Color is emptiness, emptiness is color, abstaining from color is also abstaining from emptiness, there is no difference. And have you forgotten what is the mundane bond you have severed? This name is perfect for you. Also, I'll get started first, I'll be the senior brother. Brother Jiexi, change into monk's clothes, you should go and fetch water. ”

The idiot turned around and left, without giving Qiu Ming a chance to refute.

Your sister, this little monk is so arrogant!

Qiu Ming looked at the small body of the idiot, he was still so crazy like a primary school student, Lao Tzu had never lost a fight with a primary school student!

But fetching water is a task, Qiu Ming looked at the monk's robe next to him, and breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately it was not red. But isn't this gray a little too old-fashioned, could it be that the little monk's master wore it, has it been washed?

Eh, wait, I haven't asked the little monk how he didn't use a razor!

Dangdangdang~~~

Listening to the sound of the wooden fish, Qiu Ming looked at the sky, it should be more than two o'clock in the morning, and he was still knocking on the wooden fish at this time?

It's a pity that he doesn't have the habit of bringing a watch at all, and when he reads, he doesn't have his mobile phone with him, so the time can only be guessed.

Walking to the kitchen, Qiu Ming saw a large vat, such a large vat, the little monk could use it for several days alone.

A monk carries water to eat, and now he is two monks, because of the task, he can't carry water to eat, this is too tricky!

Qiu Ming found the flat shoulder and went down the mountain with two empty buckets. He calculated in his mind that it would take him at least two rounds to fill the tank. I don't know what time it is to have breakfast here, but he ran from the village to the mountains in the middle of the night, and he was already hungry.

"Three watches in the middle of the night~~~Looking forward to the dawn~~~" while singing, he walked down the mountain, and when he walked to the foot of the mountain, he saw the panting old farmer. The old farmer thought about it, but he still felt that he couldn't wait until dawn to go up the mountain, but he didn't expect to be a step too late.

The old farmer looked at Qiu Ming's bright head, and his whole person was stunned, if it weren't for the damn heavy rain, he should have been able to catch up.

"Qiu Ming, what's wrong with you?"

"Uncle, I have become a monk, and my name is abstaining."

"Quitting?! Okay, don't pester Jiao Niang in the future, or I'll break your legs! ”

The old peasant snorted and left, and Qiu Ming looked confused. What do you mean by me pestering Jiao Niang, it's clear that your family is pestering me, okay? So little girl, you just want her to get married? There is also a clear desire for Lao Tzu to be a son-in-law, you are dreaming!

Following the path that had been stepped on, Qiu Ming found the waterhole. It looks like it's about the size of a football field, it seems to be a spring, and I don't know if there are any fish, so you can come over in the middle of the night and secretly get two fish to grill and eat, you can't always be vegetarian, right?

After filling the two buckets of water, Qiu Ming put the flat shoulder on his shoulder, and the horse walked hard...... Didn't get up.

Rub, two buckets of water are so heavy, how does that idiot fetch water every day, his small body, it's hard to fit half a bucket, right?

Taking a deep breath again, Qiu Ming stood up slowly, grabbed the hook chain with both hands, and Qiu Ming slowly walked towards the mountain.

After five stops along the way, Qiu Ming finally arrived at the gate of the temple.

"Why is it so slow, it took an hour to draw water once." The idiot stood at the door, with a look of suspicion, as if he thought Qiu Ming was lazy.

After speaking, he filled a scoop of water with the water scoop in his hand and poured it down.

Qiu Ming knew why the monks in this temple in his memory were so able to drink water, and they were still chanting in the middle of the night, so could they not be thirsty.

"These two buckets of water are so heavy, I don't have to rest on the road." Qiu Ming said in a rough manner.

"Why are you so weak?"

Qiu Ming just wanted to refute that it was not that he was weak, but that he was really tired of carrying such two large buckets of water, and he had to carry it up the mountain, so he saw the idiot holding a bucket in one hand and walking to the kitchen easily.

This is impossible, he has a hard time carrying these two buckets of water, how can the small body of the idiot be lifted by his arms alone? And the surface of the water didn't shake much, and it didn't spill out at all.

Qiu Ming suddenly thought of the rumors of the Shaolin Temple in the movie, and wanted to learn kung fu, so he first picked up water and chopped firewood to exercise.

Could it be that this idiot will not be able to do anything, and the reason why he can shave his head without a razor is because he uses internal force?

Qiu Ming hurriedly chased into the kitchen: "Quit idiot, why are you so strong?" ”

Children, they should show off when they hear this sentence, saying that they have learned XX martial arts, and then Qiu Ming can let the other party teach him, everyone is a brother.

"Sincerely worship the Buddha and chant the scriptures every day, and you will naturally have great strength." The idiot put down the two buckets, "If you're tired, take a break, I'll go fetch water." ”

"Don't, you're so weak~~uh~~ skinny, how can I let you come. But if you're bored, you can take a walk with me, and tell me about Master by the way. ”

At first, Qiu Ming wanted to say that he was weak, but thinking about the terrifying arm strength of others, he was a weak chicken. And this water must not be picked by the idiot, Qiu Ming has a task.

The idiot didn't want to say it, Qiu Ming fooled him down the mountain, and he didn't believe that when the idiot saw his sweat like rain on the way, he wouldn't point out to himself?

"Okay, I'll stop by the waterhole to pick up some firewood."

When he went down the mountain, Qiu Ming couldn't help but ask: "Quit idiot, why didn't you use a razor when you shaved me, so did you use internal strength?" ”

After speaking, he looked at the idiot expectantly, waiting for the other party's affirmative answer.

"I didn't shave you, it was the Bodhisattva who shaved you. And what are the internal strengths you said, I won't. The idiot replied earnestly.

Qiu Ming pouted, this little monk actually lied, didn't the monks speak?

The Bodhisattva has shaved me, where is the Bodhisattva? Your Bodhisattva also learned beauty salons?

Hey~~ I don't believe in your words!