Chapter 856: Zhang Xin'er of the pit man
This woman ...... It's Zhang Xin'er, I read it right, it's not fake, but I always feel that this picture is ...... Why does it feel a little weird, did I think I was rescued, or was I trapped?
I'm sorry, although I don't have a heart now, but when I hear her ask me to pay for her so-called Chanel limited edition clothes, I can still vaguely feel a heartache from the distant sky.
When I came to participate in this variety show before, I already owed Brother Menstruation two million during the recording of the first scene, and what is even worse is that this variety show has already said at the beginning that the money spent in the course of the show will be settled when the salary is settled, and it will be unified according to the rules of the Taoist priest of Run, that is, the money that exceeds the salary will be punished ten times the amount, that is, if I add the money I owe to my menstrual brother now, I will also compensate her for her Chanel limited edition clothes, when the time comes, I may not even get a penny of two million in salary, not to mention that I will lose millions in the end.
In this way, I will not only risk my life in it, but also may not get anything in the end, it is simply tragic to the outrageous, outrageous to the point of being miserable, so tragic that I still doubt my life, in my heart at this moment, I not only see this Zhang Xin'er as a demon dragging his tail, but also by the way, when I didn't have even the slightest defense, he threw me into the remnant soul of the Taoist priest named Yun Zhongzi, and scolded a man who didn't even know who I was scolding.
"Don't tell me to pay for your clothes, where did you run just now, why didn't I see your location on my phone?"
I looked at Zhang Xin'er angrily, a little speechless, more powerless, I always feel that I am not so like a normal person, after all, if you see a person's heart has been taken out by a ghost, lying on the ground like a corpse, there is almost no sign of life, and the first time did not rise to send this person to the hospital, or even the idea of helping, but inexplicably filed a claim against this person, which is even more exaggerated than beeping a roaring dog, it can be said that this person, she is not too strong in the nerves in her head, That is, this person's obsession with money is more exaggerated than Shen Qian's.
"When I entered the Tieling Steelmaking Plant with you just now, I was teleported to a different location than you, and I didn't see your positioning, to be honest, you were lucky, you were arranged by the factory director to be a psychological counselor, I really fell into bad luck, and was arranged to cook with the aunt in the canteen, do you know what kind of things they, the employees of the steelmaking plant, eat after their daily physical work...... Anyway, when I smell it, I'm already a little uncomfortable, and the devil knows how they eat these things, but after all, there is a saying that good looks determine treatment, and after cooking for a while, I met a little girl, who seemed to be hungry for a long time, and secretly ran to me to ask for some food, and then told me about the Taoist utensils hidden in this cafeteria, and then I got a bunch of talismans from the straw paper they used to go to the toilet...... Hey, you're hearing such good news now, why can't I feel any emotional fluctuations in you, why don't you want to show it anyway!"
Hearing her words, I could only look at her now with a silly and sweet look, I really didn't know what to say, didn't she really know that I couldn't feel that my heart was pulled out by a ghost at the moment?
Seriously, if she hadn't accidentally knocked off a calming talisman when she was dealing with that fat-headed, big-eared ghost just now, barely hanging my internal breath, I might have choked at the time of her words.
"Wait a minute, are you practicing mechanical dancing...... You're a little handsome in this pose!"
I looked at her helplessly, and the whole person was square: "Do you think that the hand that has been dislocated, what kind of posture can you make?"
"Big brother, you are a doctor, why can't you even deal with such a thing as dislocation, I have searched for a secret recipe from Baidu before, you can use three coins of turtle worms, one coin of borax, two coins of natural copper, two coins of words such as incense, two coins of word eyebrows, three coins of psoralen, three coins of broken femur, one thousand safflower, three coins of blood exhaustion and four coins of melon seeds, etc., and it will be well if you take it every day according to the doctor's instructions!"
I was stunned, stunned for a while, glanced at Zhang Xin'er angrily, and then said: "Sister, you are treating comminuted fractures, I read a lot, you can't fool me, dislocation and fracture are two different things, and you have to know that the doctor had better not treat yourself...... There is a case on the Internet, that is, the leg of a medical university student was just displaced, and then he decided not to go to the hospital to see it, and then he decided to use the knowledge he had learned to heal his dislocation, and then took a stool, asked his friend to fix his leg, and then knocked down a stool, and directly knocked out a comminuted fracture. ”
Zhang Xin'er looked at the flower branch I was laughing at, and then said faintly: "I know that you are actually such a mentally retarded person."
"Eldest sister, we shouldn't spend so much time arguing about who is mentally retarded now, because according to my reasoning, we entered this steel mill and carried out this side quest, and no one else participated, so it shows that there are and only two Dao weapons, and now you have one of the Dao weapons, and the rest of the Dao weapons are in the dormitory building in front of us, not only that, but I also want to tell you that my heart is still in the hands of that little ghost."
"Damn, you don't want to die, your heart is gone, why didn't you say it earlier!"
I thought to myself, how come you didn't think of that when you said that long paragraph......
"Your identity is a chef who cooks for those employees in this side quest, and my identity is a psychological counseling instructor for those employees who often work overtime, I need to conduct psychological counseling for those employees for an hour each time, and then have a half-hour break, during which the child used my heart as a threat, and asked me to go to his dormitory to get something for him, that is, the Taoist instrument I need, you can imagine how precious my time is, because as long as the psychological counseling begins, the factory director will come to inspect, And I've been here with you for more than ten minutes now...... Did you save me just to push me to death, damn it, you're completely doing something!" (To be continued.) )