Teasing you to play the flood wilderness, in short, this is a flood world with abnormal development, there are a lot of plot developments in this flood that you can't think of, and of course, there are a lot of inexplicable mess in! All in all, it's all for fun, that's right!

Teasing you, playing teasing you! This is to tease you to play the desolate world, after some inexplicable swaying, our protagonist Yun Feng returned to this world again, and this time he appeared as a reporter, and it happened that the plot had just begun, and a monkey who was unwilling to be lonely finally jumped out not long ago after I don't know how many years of gestation!

"I'm coming! I think! I pee! A monkey stood on the top of Huaguo Mountain and looked at the clouds in the sky and shouted vigorously, maybe at this moment he was destined to be unwilling to be lonely, so as to make the plot of teasing you play with the wilderness even more messy!

"Is it over? It's my turn! "A certain monkey who looks like a pig's foot in the sun was dragged to the back by a bunch of monkeys behind, it's so funny to pee and pee, and there are so many emotions!

In the end, this "see who pees far" Monkey King Championship was finally because a monkey had strong kidneys, and the most important thing was to hold back the victory that he didn't know how many years he won easily, and a monkey also won the first title of Monkey King in his life!

In order to commemorate this historic moment, a certain monkey placed his Monkey King's Mansion in a cave directly below the competition venue and named it "Water Curtain Cave"!

There is no time in the mountains, and a certain monkey does not know how many little monkeys and old monkeys who have tried to pee farther than themselves, until the old monkey who heard an old monkey bragging about the old dragon bell finally encountered the first inflection point in the monkey life!

"I think I heard my grandfather say that there was once an immortal who stood on Huaguo Mountain and urinated directly into the East China Sea, and he urinated for two hundred years! You said that apart from the fact that immortals can urinate so far and for so long, can we? The old monkey smashed his mouth, and he could still recall the dream of last night in his mind, and the column of water across the sky was definitely the most awesome dream he had ever had in his life! Right! It's a dream! The old monkey has been blowing for most of his life, and this time he definitely didn't blow it indiscriminately, he just habitually processed his dreams. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Are immortals really that powerful?" A certain monkey asked in disbelief, he had already stood proudly from this mountain to that mountain, but he didn't expect to become an immortal so **, a certain monkey felt that he was a little sitting in a well and watching the sky.

"I'm not alone! I'm not alone! A certain monkey couldn't help but think with high spirits.

"Humph! It's not at all what you can imagine how powerful the immortals are! Do you know how the four seas came about? It is said that it was urinated by a super powerful immortal! "As an old who has been blowing for most of his life, the old monkey is the last thing to see others questioning his boasting like other braggarts or monkeys, so in order to show the shallowness of the doubter, a bigger is inevitable!

"That's amazing! It turns out that the four seas are all urine! "A certain monkey who was young and ignorant and had never seen the world did not realize that he had unknowingly embarked on a road of no return since then!

The old monkey's words made a certain monkey's heart surging and he couldn't sleep at night, he didn't expect that there was such a powerful existence outside Huaguo Mountain, so he made up his mind to go out to learn art and become an immortal!

"Someday! I also want to go from Huaguo Mountain to the East China Sea! Someday! I'm going to be the farthest immortal to pee! A certain monkey waved at his people without taking a cloud with him.

Time flies, maybe it's ten years, maybe it's decades, a monkey crossed the sea and climbed the mountains I don't know how far he went, if it wasn't for the birth of heaven and earth, he would have become an old monkey from a little monkey would have become an old monkey? On this day he came to the foot of a mountain, and it is said that there lived a very powerful immortal on this mountain, and as for how far this immortal can urinate, a certain monkey has not yet inquired.

"Are you an immortal?"

"Can you pee from here to the East China Sea?"

"、、、、、、" Bodhi Ancestor was stunned, he really wanted to ask the monkey in front of him who graduated from kindergarten, don't let him know who taught this monkey's enlightenment education, otherwise he might really transform!

Netherworld,I was shuddering with the old monkey who was bragging next to me, and suddenly there was a feeling of impending disaster.,The old monkey looked around vigilantly.,The eyes are full of ghosts.,Can't help but be a little funny.,He's already a ghost.,Afraid of a yarn? So I continued to blow it with great interest!

"From now on, you will be called Sun Wukong!" Bodhi Ancestor took a deep breath and tried to calm himself and say the name he had prepared for a long time! Since then, a certain monkey has finally had his own name, successfully broke away from the role of passerby A, and officially entered the turbulent world.

That's right, in fact, long before Sun Wukong came, it was precisely when he was born, even if the Bodhi ancestor found that this monkey born in a stone fetus would be his disciple in the future, to be honest, the Bodhi ancestor was still a little happy, after all, it is really not easy to find an apprentice with Sun Wukong's qualifications in today's Honghuang! However, now Bodhi Ancestor faintly has an urge to return the goods, and he has an intuition to rush to this opening remark, and his apprentice may be able to do more things than him in the future!

"How far can you pee?"

"Can I pee from this hill to that hill, can you?"

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Originally, Bodhi Ancestor also planned to polish Sun Wukong's character, but who would have thought that Sun Wukong, who had been the monkey king, was not very convinced that he was the smallest, so he opened the map cannon and constantly challenged his senior brother, and Bodhi, who had endured enough, finally made up his mind to complete his mission and then drive this monkey down the mountain!

"Bang Bang!" Bodhi Ancestor patted Sun Wukong on the back three times, showed a mysterious smile, and left.

"Master, this is for me to get up and pee on the third watch! Kindness! Don't look at Master's harshness on me, but he was so kind to me, knowing that I was uncomfortable every morning, so remind me! Sun Wukong suddenly realized.

On the third watch of the second day, Sun Wukong remembered his master's teachings and got up in a daze, opened the door, and I wiped it! I saw Bodhi Ancestor standing at the door with a pleased smile.

"Count you monkey and still have a bit of understanding!" Bodhi Ancestor looked at Sun Wukong with satisfaction.

So Sun Wukong was very inexplicable and followed the Bodhi ancestor to learn a set of exercises called Eight or Nine Xuangong, comprehended the magic power called Seventy-two Changes, and learned a technique called somersault cloud escape, and a heel can turn over 108,000 miles!

What excites Sun Wukong the most is that he finds that with the deepening of his cultivation, he can now urinate hundreds of miles away, and the future of urinating in the East China Sea is definitely just around the corner!

When Sun Wukong happily told Bodhi Ancestor about this discovery, Bodhi Ancestor's face suddenly became gloomy and terrifying!

"Get out!"

Sun Wukong is out of the school like this! (To be continued.) )