"Okay!" I looked at Li Dazui and made a bow gesture to him. "Lao Tzu, I want to borrow your body to invite God, fuck me!" I glared at him and yelled, "Your grandmother, the last time you asked God, you were all on your own body!" Li Dazui smiled and said, "This god is very fierce, I can't bear my eight characters!" "Anyway, it doesn't matter if I agree or not.

The ghost baby is an evil body, so naturally I can't fight it hard, but if I want to take it down, I have to ask someone else to clean him up.

Please God, it's actually similar to the god of jumping. The modern medical community interprets "please God", which refers to the self-identity hysteria produced by the goddess or the god man after drinking an overdose of narcotic drugs. However, in reality, there is a Taoist theory to invite God. Similar to the principle of energy mediation in spells. It's just a means to destroy ghosts with the help of human bodies, to make an agreement with the gods through spells, and to destroy ghosts with the help of the energy and divine consciousness of the gods.

This week, there are 360 righteous gods and 100 animal gods. The righteous god is a person who has been cultivating for many years. Animal gods are cultivated by animals, such as foxes, yellows, whites, willows, and gray immortals. The gods are also very mixed. There are good gods and evil gods. If you invite the evil god, although it helps you solve the current scourge, the so-called invitation to the god is easy and difficult to send the god, and if you don't pit you hard, you will not leave easily.

Assuming that you are inviting a righteous God, it is unknown whether it will help you or not. Even if I help you, it is unknown whether I can resist the ghost baby. There are many ways to do this, and all kinds of poor and exquisite. Therefore, all major sects generally invite the ancestor of their own faction. The ancestor protects the disciples and grandchildren, but he does not respond to requests. You can only do it once or twice a year.

At the moment, this ghost baby is obviously an evil ghost, so it is necessary to ask a more powerful lord to take it down. However, if the Taoism is not high, please ask any god to come up, and it is not up to him to have the final say.

That's a long story, but it's only a few seconds.

Li Dazui also invited God this time, but the means used were very different. He walked around me three times with a strange footwork, like a goose fluttering on the ground, shouting, "All those who are in front of the battle" and making a nine-character mantra gesture. At this time, he converted to Yu Bu and chanted loudly: "Heavenly Spirit, Earth Spirit!" Blessed the holy monarch of the town house out of the palace to show his might, and the ancestor drove the spirit to manifest...... Haste as a law! ”

The so-called Yu step, also known as Bugang stepping bucket. Legend has it that Dayu controlled the water, resulting in leg disability, walking and staggering similar to this footwork. This kind of pace follows the Taoist song on the Gangdan, meditates on the nine heavens, according to the direction of the stars and the eight trigrams of the nine palaces, and steps on it, you can gallop through the nine heavens and start the heavens.

As soon as the mantra was recited, Li shouted loudly, "Show the mighty spirit in front of the altar!" Then I saw a burst of white fog protrude, and a black shadow suddenly appeared in the air, with extremely obscene steps, hunched over, a guy less than five feet tall, unkempt, and a crying and mournful face, the whole body was full of breath and lifeless. After that white smoke, I floated up. I saw that my body had become extremely obscene, which made me feel disgusted when I saw it.

"Decay?" Li's big face drooped, and I couldn't cry or laugh.

The god of decay, also known as the broom star, the loner number among the thirty-six gods and Buddhas of the heavens, people see people avoid, gods see gods hide, in short, it is unlucky. Not only that, but even the fierce gods such as the drought and the devil are afraid to avoid them when they see them.

Good guy, as soon as the god of decay appeared, the ghost baby's face suddenly changed, and he seemed to feel a great threat. The declining god was not in a hurry and walked in front of the ghost baby. Slowly extend your fist and open it again. A burst of gray-purple light suddenly erupted, and the ghost baby came into contact with gray-purple light, and below the head, it was like a piece of broken ice, and it fell to the ground, and the broken pieces were still surrounded by purple light.

Next, there is a terrible scream, creepy!

The god of decay is really sharp, domineering, and terrifying......

The ghost baby stared at me viciously, and "Woo" used his hands and feet to run away from the doorway, and disappeared in a moment.

"Hurry up!" Li Dazui was obviously a little impatient, and yelled at the declining god!

"Bad luck!" Unexpectedly, these words actually came out of the mouth of the god of decay. Li Dazui was stunned for a moment. "Hahaha!" Li laughed so loudly that he couldn't straighten his waist, and his mouth was almost crooked.

As the saying goes, "It's easy to please God, it's hard to send God", and I'm talking about the bird god of decay, and someone only asks for it once in hundreds of years, and he won't leave if he doesn't take advantage of it now.

The declining god and Li Dazui muttered a few words, and Li Dazui's face was gray at first. Then, the declining god said to Li Dazui amiably for a while, and Li Dazui smiled bitterly and kept nodding.

Then, my eyes went black and I fell asleep. When I woke up, it was already early the next morning!

I woke up and lay on the sofa at Li Dazui's house, and I didn't know where the goods had gone early in the morning, so I got up. I felt numb and a little unsteady on my feet. When I think of last night's events, I can't help but feel uncomfortable. Mao Tuan was also injured last night, and his body was bloody. I opened the backpack and saw that its scar was completely healed.

I put my schoolbag on my back, called Li Dazui, and turned off the phone. I left a message on WeChat saying that I would go back first. As soon as I got out of the gate, a truck sped by, splashing the water on the road last night, and my pants were soaked. I scolded a few words in my heart, "Your grandma, don't you drive long?" "Who knows, this is just the beginning of my bad luck.

I found a roadside stall and had some breakfast. Perhaps because the food was not clean enough, I just ate it, and I felt a sharp pain in my abdomen. I dropped ten dollars, not even change, and ran towards the public toilet.

There are relatively few toilets in Rongcheng, and the public toilets in some places are still aqua toilets in the seventies and eighties of the last century. Not only does it stink, but it will also fall if you don't do it. According to news reports, there are many cases of falling into the toilet. The old city rectification plan is only zoned to the folk street before Zhong Kui Temple. As for the "Shenstick Street" behind Zhong Kui Temple, it seems to be raised by the stepmother, and no one asks and no one cares.

I hurriedly found the nearest public toilet, and when I ran inside, I didn't pay attention to the warning sign on the door. Three steps into two steps, and then step into the toilet. The floor of this toilet is actually made of wood, and a hole is dug in the middle.

I stepped on it, and all I heard was a click, like something cracking. Where can I care about these now, and I heard a few clicks, clicks, clicks. "it!" My feet slipped and my whole body was not good. The planks clattered and shattered, and I fell down with a thud. "It's a real decay!" Luckily, I grabbed the door in time and kicked off one of my shoes. I hurriedly rolled over and climbed up, and ran out in a panic!

That's when I paid attention to the warning sign, which said, "Public toilets are dangerous, please do not use them, you will bear the consequences!" "Luckily no one saw it. I ran to the faucet outside the door, and I washed and washed over there. One shoe fell off, and I bought a flip-flop nearby to put it on. And that's not all, strange things happen one after another.

I was really possessed by the god of decay, and I was unlucky and sad. Actually, I'm looking for Zhou Daming. It's only been half an hour since I went out, and I have been hit by "disasters" one after another!

I got on the bus, and before I made two stops, the bus was touched by an old lady! I read that right, the old lady threw herself on the bus and said that her leg was broken and that she wanted the driver to pay for it. The driver told everyone to get out of the car, and he took care of it himself. It didn't have anything to do with me. I got out of the car and leaned up to watch, and the old lady pulled me, saying that I was her son, and asked me to help her "touch porcelain" together! I talked so badly, and it was not easy to get out.

stumbled all the way to Zhou Daming's house. Zhou Daming went to work, and I walked around the nearby park! I saw that the grass was shaking, and I knew that I was struggling, and out of professional habit, I kicked it hard. "Oops!" It was like something was biting on my foot.

"Wow! O snake! "I was most afraid of snakes, and as soon as the snake on my feet bit me, my eyes went black, and I fainted. Unconscious. A piebald snake with a triangular head took a bite on my foot and swam away.

When I woke up, I was already in the hospital, and with the help of the park's security, I was taken to the hospital. And through the frequent contacts in my mobile phone address book, I notified Zhou Daming and the old man.

The old man and Zhou Daming hurried to the hospital and watched me injected with snake venom, so they were a little relieved. During the doctor's routine examination, he scolded, "It's all injured like this, do you have to wait for a dead end to come to the hospital?" "Because of my fierce fight with the ghost baby last night, the skin and flesh on my body are rolled, and the injury is still quite serious.

The old man looked dull, smoked a cigarette outside the door, was scolded a few times by the passing nurse, and ran to the stairwell with his head down. Zhou Daming saw me wake up, and he was about to cry, "The career has not been successful yet, buddy, you can't have an accident!" I looked at Zhou Daming and was indescribably moved.

Not long after, the old man brought someone back, and that person was Lu Jianguo. Lu Jianguo put the fruit aside, his face was dark and gloomy, as if something was going to happen. Old man, Zhou Daming also sat down. I told you in detail about what happened last night. Lu Jianguo was silent for a long time before he spoke.

"Natsu-chan! In my opinion, the grass must be cut to the roots! ”

"Hmmm! It's a pity that I was run away by that ghost baby! I don't know where to look now! ”

"In my opinion, this ghost baby is not simple. Someone should have put a blood Gu on you! ”

"Blood Gu?"

"No matter where he is hiding, I will find it out and avenge you!" Lu Jianguo's dark and heavy face showed a trace of weirdness, which disappeared in an instant.

Seriously, thanks to Lu Jianguo's appearance this time, otherwise I would really be unable to escape the poisonous hands of the ghost baby!